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Kissing Games
Nothing good has ever come from Steph and Dick plotting together. Nothing.
By the Night
The request for help was coded enough that it was understood exactly how deep Tim and Cassandra were undercover. Dick's still surprised by how far under they are.
Red Hot Backfire
Jason had thought that putting Tim in a dress and forcing him into the public would be a good show. He's right. Just not in the way he'd thought.
Night Nurse
Tim doesn't expect his time in the hospital to be very eventful.
Playing By Ear
Tim never was one for sharing his plans with others.
Peppermint Fixed
Tim, apparently, really likes peppermint. Much to the detriment of others around him when he gets his hands on some.
Mine
Jason's gone and Tim finds that he's the only one who thinks it wasn't on purpose.
Impossible
Jason tilts his head and stares at the innocuous post it notes on his fridge.
Suicide Run
It's not until after he's pulled the whole thing off that Jason realizes what a stupid move it was.
A Left Turn Somewhere Around Albuquerque
The Replacement, Jason realizes with more than a little dread, is hot.
The Bat Cave
Tim's worked at a different haunted house every year since he was nine. He's seen everything from charities to con fronts in his time and isn't really impressed by it anymore. The Bat Cave is on a whole other level though.
Texts From Gotham
Drabbles inspired by the Texts From Last Night website.
Just Another Job
Follows this chapter but isn't actually a text so I don't feel right putting it with that work.
Hamlet Is Awesome
Jason has opinions about both Hamlet and bullying, and is willing to express those opinions with words. Or his fists. Whichever is the best weapon at the time. It's all the same in the end to him.
Synch
It's the hazards of having so many omegas in close proximity for so long. They tend to synch up.
Head Held High
It's easy to be brave when you're not alone, and the hardest part of going into school the next day for Cullen is when Harper leaves to go to her own classes.
The Party Line
Strays Verse
Batman is very happy with the way that Robin has picked up his training, his methods and his habits. Generally. But his protege showing up at the Batcave with two small children, Tim and Jason, clinging to him proves he's adopted one trait Batman would have rather he hadn't. It seems the batfamily has an incurable penchant for picking up strays, and Tim and Jason are only the beginning.
Blind Date
Zombie Invasions are Boring, Let's Play Video Games Instead
"On the bright side," Dick says as he shimmies down the building, "You didn't raise a group of homicidal, raging, vengeful killers and sociopaths so much as you raised a group of emotionally-volatile, obsessive, spiteful vigilantes and paper pushers."
Fetching
Krypto likes to take care of Kon as much as Kon likes to take care of Krypto. When Kon is hungry, Krypto fetches him food. When Kon is sleepy, Krypto fetches him blankets. And when Kon is horny, Krypto fetches him Tim. Which leaves Kon the not-so-fun job of awkwardly explaining to Red Robin why he's been dragged to Smallville in the middle of the night by a well-meaning superdog.
Brand New Skin
Tim Drake has lost everything. His father, his best friend, his mentor, and his mantle. He loses himself, until help comes in the form of a woman with a soft spot for Strays.
Doubtful Sanity
Tim's never regretted his decision to go to Barbara Gordon when Batman began to fall apart after Robin's death. He does reserve the right to complain when strange men in masks begin to use him as an intermediary for Oracle though. Series
Handcuffs and Robin Voice
Tim doesn't need Kryptonite to control Kon in the bedroom.
The Trading Chain
"Yeah. Thanks. Just what I need. Black lipstick."
304b
"His name is Tim and I think my dick will never understand the difference between fear and arousal again."
Name Calling and Pigtail Pulling
"Didn't you know, Jason?" Tim says, voice light and taking on that tone that their public personas use, "I'm a winter. Lavender is my color."
The Fairytales Lie
In which Tim is the Witch, Jason was supposed to be the debt but turns out to be Red Hood, and there are shenanigans because life isn't that great when your mom was Janet Drake. A series in which fairytales collide to make life awkward and horrible. (Tim the witch, Jason as Rapunzel turned witch-hunter, and more to be added along the way.)
Play Nice
"It's a match made in high society heaven." Tim drawls. "Also, it's your turn to make dinner tonight, you should get on that."
The Unicorns Were Unplanned
"Why does Ra's know how old my piercings are?" Tim asks, and does he know where they are.
Weird, I Like It
Tim refrains from telling Jason that most people are terrified of sharks. It seems a bit pointless. Tim isn't most people, after all.
I'm not your (fake) boyfriend!
"Is it too early to go and lock myself in my room and scream?"
Brothers
Kon raises an eyebrow, "You weren't kissing random people. I mean – you looked pretty goal oriented when you went off to shove your tongue down his throat and make friends with his tonsils."
Nanny
babybirdblues asked you: That one story where Tim gets his nanny to rescue Jason from a Bad Man (Joker) because Tim is an evil genius who has already taken over Gotham. No one touches his Robins or Batman. In which Tim Drake has the entire underground wrapped around his little finger - and Deathstroke the Terminator will not say no on threat of puppy eyes.
Mishaps in Matrimony
"I don't taunt you with relationships with other men. I have relationships with other men because you leave me unfulfilled and angry and ready to punch someone in the dick."
Undercover
your hearbeat in a thousand miles
"Kon can hear Tim's heartbeat from further away than he'll ever admit, tracks it automatically when they're together, and sometimes, even when they're not."
Food Network AU
"I hate him." Dick snorts from his seat on the sofa. "You can't hate him, Jay, you've never even met him." "I can and I do," Jason insists, slapping the magazine he's been holding down onto the counter. "Food & Wine thinks he's better than me! Look!"
#ITPE: Informal Twitter Podfic Exchange 2015
-Through the Spines Unfurling (Five Things You Should Know About Cacti) - sweet nothings - Felt Such a Shaking - Again and Again and Again - #girlavenger, or How Natasha Trended on Twitter and Saved the World - Your Hand in Mine - Cause and Effect - The Queen of All the Living - A Small Cat - In a Place Like This - The Horror of Girls' Night - A Meeting In A Library - The Fandom Job: A Wank Report - 4 times Elliot saved them on a job +1 time they save him - Aiming For The Mark - It's All I Believe In - The One with the Bros - untitled Mad max Star wars fusion - the date - Positive Feedback (x2) - Pretence (sunfish) - 3 times Bitty baked for the Dallas Stars (x2) - keep saying yes - Growing Pains - Baby It's Cold Outside - The Room Where It Happens - Four Times Jack Failed at Flirting With Bittle (And One Time He Wasn't Terrible At It) - The Don’t Blame the Gorilla Job - Seven Things That Didn't Happen On Valentine's Day At Hogwarts, Or Maybe They Did - Scions - trade in these wings on some wheels - Undercover - Unicorn Bait - Blind Date - Ink for Yourself - In Focus - Half the World is Waiting - Close To Home
Five Stories Tim Fell Into And One He Chose For Himself
Because Tim Drake would be a superhero fanboy in any universe.
Close to Home
A murder mystery at Smallville High drives Kon to brush up on his detective skills – and his undercover work. He might need to call in some help. Good thing his best friend is an expert at both.
trade in these wings on some wheels
Ink for Yourself
"You entertain yourself by drawing on your arm with a Sharpie?"
Blind Date
Unicorn Bait
Kon is bored easily, and Tim is skittish.
Undercover
How far will Tim go for authenticity?
Scions
Tim Wayne, adopted son of Gotham mogul and secret vigilante Bruce Wayne, shows every sign of being his father's true successor - by day, and by night. Tim sets his sights on a valuable Metropolis lab for merger with Wayne Biotech, and all that stands in his way is the city's own rising star: Conner Luthor.
Incident, Coincidence, Pattern
"If once is an incident, twice is coincidence, and three times is a pattern, what's four?" Tim asked. "A mistake," Jason said between clenched teeth. "A big mistake."
Parenting: A Guide By Bruce Wayne
Three times Bruce was a Batdad to his Batkids.
You Each Time
Does the whole 'we can see your eyes now' thing mean you're going to not be a repressed freak anymore?
