The Cheerios find themselves at Nationals with a tightly wound up solo vocalist. Now what can Sue Sylvester do to remedy that? Why, bring out her resident slutty Cheerio to work on some magic, of course!

They already knew the first couple of times would be awkward, countless bumps and bruises that raised their friends' curiosity covered them, but they did get the hang of it...with the help of numerous after-school porn marathons and a whole lot of imagination, of course.

After hearing that Kurt went out with Brittany in 'Laryngitis,' Sue decides that he needs to kiss a guy, just to make sure. She chooses a not-exactly-reluctant Mike for the task.

How the series might have gone if Kurt was Quinn's baby daddy. Some romances don't fit into any box.

Kurt meets the new substitute PE teacher.

Prompt from some awesome Anon in the fic meme:Kurt's asexual; but he finds himself romantically attracted to Puck. Problem is he sees Puck as a highly sexual person and he doesn't think Puck would be even slightly interested in a relationship with a nonsexual partner. So Kurt tries, very awkwardly, to initiate sex. Puck realizes halfway through Kurt's not really into it. Cue confrontation and (eventually) a happy resolution. (And maybe Puck being offended Kurt didn't give him the benefit of the doubt.)

Wes had a horrible nightmare. David needs to know about it. STAT.

Burt Hummel means something to everyone. Even the ones you might not think of.

Ummm, cracktastic? Normally I write long, plotty fic with angst. Here you get tackle hugs, streaking and penis-shaped cookies. IDEK. I blame Dalton Academy, quite honestly… I feel ashamed. Beta'd by the incomparable [info]dolimir_k, so don't blame her.

“How else do you get a deaf person’s attention short of throwing something or stomping on the ground?” - Roni Puckerman just wants her family to get through this.

The slow walk down the hall to Principal Figgins’ office has to be the longest walk of David Karofsky’s life.

Coach Beiste notices things, and right now she's noticing how not-at-home the one glee boy she doesn't know looks.

First kiss fic featuring movies, car singing, picnics, and Brittany's ninth sense. They don't hold hands, not really, but when Kurt takes his hand away for a moment in the middle of the movie to rub some warmth back into his fingers before putting his hand back, Blaine takes it and presses his palm over the back of Kurt's hand, reaching with his fingers to rub circles against his knuckles.

A newly reconciled Burt and Finn set about finding the one thing that will make their new family complete: a boyfriend Kurt.

““Sorry, some people think that I should come with a disclaimer. But a sign around my neck would clash with my outfits. So… I’m gay.”

“It’s funny coming from you about Kurt being manipulative and pushy. Maybe he really is and he’s done things in the past. I don’t know. But all you’ve done since we’ve met is push me into doing stuff. You made me join glee club, you kept me from singing with Kurt, now you’re freaking out because I might be going out with Quinn.

Puck’s still got a first time he can give Kurt. At least he can if a) Puck can get him to understand that, b) Puck doesn’t fuck up, and c) if the prissy little shit’ll stop treating Puck like a fucking girl and just take it.

All drag artists are created equal (but some are more equal than others)

Puck and Santana are more alike than they want to show.

“Hello, Kurt,” The man who addressed him was sitting in a wheelchair and had kind eyes that seemed to pierce him. His voice had a calming timbre and he had an aura of authority around him. “My name is Charles Xavier.”

Burt discovers what else Kurt keeps in his hope chest. Sorry, Burt.

Sam tells Kurt the truth about his hair.

After moving to Lima, Ohio, Sam Evans was prepared to hate his new life: cliched school, a promise to a new friend to join two conflicting extracurricular activities, and a fierce Pre-Calculus class. The one good he could find was a countertenor by the name of Kurt Hummel who slowly turned all of the negatives of William McKinley High School to positives and made Sam fall for him along the way.

Sequel to Show Me Secrets You Didn't Know Was Inside. A very unique experience has befallen Puck; and it's name is Kurt Hummel.

Over the Christmas holidays, Karofsky steels his courage and tells his older brother he's gay. The reaction isn't what he was expecting.

Being at Dalton was supposed to keep Kurt safe. It should have at least made sure that the close minded idiots like Karofsky couldn't get to him. But being who he was, Kurt should have known better than to let his defenses down.

Chris Colfer currently has only 1 mission: sex. Okay, no, that sounds sort of creepy. And a little obsessive, although that’s actually becoming increasingly appropriate. Look, he just wants to have sex before he shrivels up and dies. Or turns 21, preferably. And he knows exactly who he wants to be ‘the one’. Now he just has to sell the idea to Adam Lambert and let the good times roll. Or something like that. He hasn't really thought that far ahead. (But that might be a lie.)

Harry Potter gets force-fed the blue pill. Welcome to Ohio, Mr. Anderson. (Or: the one where Blaine is secretly actually Harry Potter.)

Jacob needs to get as far away from Washington as he possibly can. He doesn't know where he's going, but he finds a very special someone when he gets there. Eventual Jacob/Kurt.

In which Blaine in horny, Kurt is not frigid, and there's many stumbling blocks on the way to a happy ending. Or, the foibles of teenage boys discovering the Joys of Gay Sex. (not actually a work in progress)

"He was trying to do something good. It wasn't his fault he always ended up screwing the emotional, vulnerable, and lonely."

Artie thinks about college and discovers something someone should have told him about a long time ago.

All was right(ish) in the life of Noah Puckerman: he had a decent job, he spent most of his downtime up some cheerleader’s skirt, and he got to screw MILFs on the side after scrubbing their pool liners clean. But when he starts noticing Kurt Hummel’s presence more than he used to (and a hell of a lot more than he should), things start to get really freaking complicated really freaking fast. Between field trips, car crashes, weddings, hotel rooms, and less actual sex than he knows how to even survive -- Noah finds himself stumbling unexpectedly into something that looks suspiciously like a relationship with the same little fairy boy he used to throw into dumpsters. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is enough to throw any hot-blooded teenage boy for a freaking loop.

Darren looks at Chris a little helplessly. “I think I could name, maybe, two people who have won American Idol. And that’s only because we’ve covered them on Glee.” “Oh.” Chris frowns slight before perking up once more. “Well, he’s super cute and religious but not like, over the top about it. He wouldn’t swear so he kept saying Gosh and Darn on the show.” “And you had a crush.” Darren finishes, smiling at Chris. “Ohhh, you get to flirt with your teenage crush!” Now he’s bouncing up and down on the couch. “This is fabulous!”

Blaine Anderson is in the Starfleet Academy command track when he meets fellow cadet Kurt Hummel.

AU. Kurt's a classically trained dancer who has trouble connecting to his audience. Puck's a novice b-boy with loads of charisma and not a whole lot else. When they meet at the New York auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, both their lives change in more ways than they anticipated.

Obligatory post-prom fic. Kurt adores Blaine, but sometimes he worries that he fell on his head as a child. “I am wearing the clothing of Scottish royalty, Blaine.”

I wasn’t going to post this because it’s INSANE, but then...well. PWP! I wrote it! This never happens, guys, so...enjoy. In case you’re like WHO IN THE HELL IS BRENDON URIE? Here is a visual. He’s really hot and he makes funny faces like Darren does when he sings. Obviously they are MFEO.

This is the story of a boy; this is the story of three boys. Two brothers, two best friends, two lovers.

Kurt breaks up with Blaine. Puck wins a bet and finds out a funny secret of Kurt's.

Bored Finn will regret texting in class.

4 June 2012. Puck & Kurt are now high school graduates, and Puck has plans–possibly the most important plans he's ever made for a single day of his life.

It's already been one year, and he's still got one more year to wait.

Futurefic. New Directions is in Las Vegas for the last Nationals competition of their high school careers. It's supposed to be a glamorous weekend in Sin City capped by a thrilling come-from-behind victory. Then Kurt wakes up married to Puck on the day of the competition, and it's just the start of their problems.

This is the story of a boy; this is the story of three boys. Two brothers, two best friends, two lovers.

AU. Kurt's a classically trained dancer who has trouble connecting to his audience. Puck's a novice b-boy with loads of charisma and not a whole lot else. When they meet at the New York auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, both their lives change in more ways than they anticipated.

Chris winds up on Chord's lap during the Glee Live! tour. A lot. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Trying hard to speak and Fighting with my weak hand. Driven to distraction, so part of the plan - when something is broken and you try to fix it - trying to repair it, any way you can.