Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela?

AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE Third in the Saving Connor Universe.

Shortly prior to his fall, Voldemort decides it is wise to have a back-up plan lest something (Ha! As if, thinks he) happen to him. So, he decides on getting an Heir. He picks a witch - who isn't happy about it - and announces she's going to carry his squirt. This is where things go downhill - Voldemort goes to the Potters and doesn't return, so what happens to the witch...?

Glam rock fever grips Gryffindor Tower, and various love affairs are carried out to the glitterific sounds of Brian Slade and Curt Wild. Sort of a crossover with 'Velvet Goldmine'. Expect rampant bisexuality.

Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one.

WIP/AU Lily and James went to greater lengths to protect their son than even Dumbledore knew and, as Harry grows into his inheritance, the Wizarding world will find out just how deep one old man's ...

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“Mr. Malfoy is the only one who’s ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he’d recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."

Draco shackled to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math.

The summer before Harry's Sixth Year, Voldemort is gaining power and begining his assault on the Wizarding world. Dumbledore revives an almost extinct practice of Apprenticeship at Hogwarts, which Harry becomes part of. Harry and the other Apprentices are sucked into a mire of politics, betrayals, and power struggles, with echoes of the past reaching out and complicating things further. WIP

Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts.

Lucius Malfoy is a clumsy git. A pregnancy potion made by Snape for Malfoy's wife ends up spilt on our seventeen year old hero. Harry Potter ends up knocked up. He's really not best pleased. After all, how is he meant to save the world if he has to go on maternity leave?

As reported, by part of your foolish use of Magical Truth or Dare, the next Quidditch game will be conducted by the Gryffindor team in the buff.

Hermione wakes up as a boy. Slashy wackiness ensues.

Exploration of social boundaries. Through porn. (Using redheads and bonus popstar.)

Harry is drawn into Fred and George's circle.

Draco is perfectly fine, thankyou, and Harry is merely distracting.

Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.

If he had one person to choose as a confidante, Harry Potter would not have been it.

Catch-22: any illogical or paradoxical problem or situation; dilemma. As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his 'bright ideas.' If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, an Apocalypse will be in order. Featuring pirate songs, Polyjuice potion, several wanks and an unhealthy amount of erogenous musing. [Heavy, and I mean heavy H/D humour/romance.]

Starts out slow, ends pretty quick. Pfft, men.

Ever wondered how patrician Andromeda Black ended up with a Muggleborn like Ted Tonks? Step back in time to the swinging 60s, when skirts were short and love was free!

Year six at Hogwarts, and Draco finds a way to spy on Harry's deepest fears. But will he use this knowledge to gain power over Harry, or to change his own destiny?

prompt was: "Post-war. Both RL & SS survive but couldn't find a reason to keep living. Harry tries to help RL. Drags in SS. RL&SS bonds, friendship turns to love. Harry says what the hell have I done! Slow build-up, smut, clumsy 1st-time, no previous romantic feelings."

when Severus gives Harry and Draco detention, he has no idea that he's in for some peripheral pleasure.

Harry and Draco try to keep quiet while Snape is sniffing around...

Author of the "Lord of Shadows" arc

Draco Malfoy thought about few things. Harry Potter thought about everything. Neither thought they would fall for each other. One a gay sex driven son to a big-time politician and an ex-model. The other a struggling orphan musician who has a past shadowed by horror. All it'll take is one meeting to set them thinking about the biggest question ever.

His eyes felt hot and prickly, but he was determined not to cry. James could spot red-rimmed eyes from a mile off, and no sliver of sympathy for his brother's plight would stop him teasing Albus for the next month and a half.

Harry Potter could find trouble in paradise and when Draco sends him to St Louis for a holiday it's not paradise and there's lots of trouble. With dark magic, vampires, lycanthropes and more, who else could sort it out but Anita Blake?

My name is Remus John Lupin. I am 11 years old. I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and I'm in Gryffindor. My dad died when I was 7. My mum is great, but I wish she wasn't alone now. My sister, Renoir, is 18 - she finished Hogwarts last year, and she works at Gringotts in London. I like school, but I'm always scared that people will find out my secret, because if they do, they won't like me any more.

James Potter did not die on Halloween. Now, with his best friends Sirius and Remus, he must raise Harry in seclusion, and defer the second war for as long as possible. But when three extraordinary men in the habit of being conspicuous try to live as Muggles, can the Statute of Secrecy dividing the two worlds long survive?

It's the summer before their sixth year, and James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are sitting around James' room, quite bored, until a mysterious object hits Peter in the head. It's a book called 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'. As they read it, they learn some interesting things...

After faking his death and leaving the Wizarding world behind, Severus unwittingly reunites with someone from his past in the most unlikely of places: online in a Blood Bathory fan community.

From the moment Harry tells his husband the truth about his case of the 'flu', until they are both knee-deep in fatherhood, we present a journey of nine months - plus eleven years.

And you thought Draco Malfoy had an ego problem before? Just wait till he discovers his identity from a previous life!

Anyone remember that little story what I wrote - The Road Less Travelled? No? Unsurprising; it was over six months ago. The trail is dead, but I picked it up all the same, because I am and always will be a glutton for punishment. So here goes: It’s five years later, and all is not well...

Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"

You know why you're here. I'm here because I drew the shortest straw this year. So let's get started, shall we?

Draco & Harry get stuck in an elevator together. Yum.

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."