The amazing Brittney is upset 'cause she can't get her new "boyfriend", Kurt, off, and this seriously goes against her perfect record. Her brain is actually stimulated by Kurt's questions on what it's like kissing boys, and she gets the idea to emulate a guy to get Kurt off. Of course, she chooses to act like Puck because, like, have you seen his guns? He's got skillz. In order to add realism, she gets one of Puck's sweaty gym shirts. Puck wants in and she tells him she'll record him a vid.

“Let me get this straight,” Kurt begins, resisting the urge to laugh, “you knocked up Finn’s girlfriend and you want to apologise to him by trying to make him gay?”

Gleekret Santa fic for [info]r_chama, based on the following: "An RPF about Mark Salling SLASHING EVERYONE." Hopefully this fits the bill. It's a conversation between Mark and Chris

A bit of a look inside Puck's mind as he falls in love with Kurt. More sarcastic and ridiculous than sweet and sappy, despite being something I wrote. Pre-slash

Puck doesn't understand Kurt nearly as much as he'd thought. Curiosity leads him to do something about it.

If it wasn't for the fact that he knocked up the guy's girlfriend, Puck would totally beat the crap out of him for this.

A prequel of sorts, for What I Am and What They're Making Me. A basketball game between the East High Wildcats and the McKinley High Titans, featuring Chad as a gay guru. Implied Chyan and implied future Puckurt.

When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat.

Kurt develops an unlikely friendship with two blond cheerleaders over pink, heart shaped post it notes.

Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.

Kurt starts dating a baseball player. Puck is not pleased.

Kurt finds himself a new hobby

Quinn's in labor and Kurt is the only one around to help deliver the baby.

"Brittany wakes up a guy. She's pretty much okay with this. And then she remembers what a good boyfriend Kurt was, and that he's clearly lonely, but capital G Gay. So she decides to do him a favor (not that she won't be having fun, too). Oh, and Kurt knows it's a temporarily male Brittany, instead of a random guy. Because it would never occur to her to lie, or even think of waking up a different gender as an oddity."

Glee set to Roger and Hammerstein's Cinderella. It's actually quite different. Who says Cinderella was the only one with a fairy god-something? Puckurt. Don't like, don't read.

Puck can't sleep, Kurt has a surprise and Burt has to go to the police station.

The boys need some help getting their KISS outfits and so they turn to Kurt.

Mercedes and Kurt have a night in after Kurt's mini sexuality crisis.

The Girls make it their personal mission to get Puck into Kurt’s pants. Many things ensue, including but not limited to: spa treatments, slushie-bonding, campfires over makeup, and a Saw marathon.

Puck and Kurt have a lemonade stand in a gay enclave in Toledo.

Puck sees Kurt in the shower and becomes obsessed with Kurt’s surprising…size.

Puck assumes wrong.

Kurt is tired of being the golden boy, and living with Finn, and being picked on. When he snaps, it's an explosion no one sees coming. But when Kurt uses Puck to try to shake up his image, things get...complicated. Kurt/Puck, spoils all of season 1, AU.

Inspired by TFLN. (440): "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

People make assumptions, and they write fairytales. But in the real world, even in Glee world, there is no such thing as a hero, as Prince Charming. Damsels in distress have to rescue themselves, and there can never be such a thing as a happy ending, because either life goes on, or everyone dies. Kurt is just trying get as close as he can.

The rules are different when you're on the road. Different and weird.

written before the finale, asking for revenge on Jesse that (sigh) sadly never came. You look out for your family, even if they bug the crap out of you.

Glee: The MMORPG: someone asked for them all playing together, and my WoW-playing self was like hell yes I can write that.

It was easier for Rachel Berry to feel like a star in Lima, Ohio than in the middle of Manhattan. That wasn't how things were supposed to work.

In their first semester of college, Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel learned how to be friendly. It's much harder to be friends.

In an unfair world full of unfair things, Puck thought the most unfair thing of all was Kurt Hummel with a popsicle.

Santana Lopez quite enjoys her newfound status as princess of McKinley High, and wants to make sure it remains the status quo. She well knows that every princess needs a fairy godmother. Luckily, she knows just the right fairy for the job.

In which Jesse might not want to be the bad guy anymore, Kurt’s learning to compromise, Puck is pretty angry about everything and Quinn’s still adjusting; it’s going to be a long summer. Or not.

Kurt wears corsets and lacey underwear and Puck notices everything.

Most of the guys in school would be relieved that Kurt wasn't attracted to them. But Puck is a stud. Kurt SHOULD want him, and Puck's going to do everything he can to prove it, no matter how much it pisses Kurt off.

One thing Puck does very well is going down on girls, and while Kurt might technically be a dude, he's still dressed like a girl

"He e-mailed me, like, 60 mp3s of him singing and I thought it was Faith Hill."

There are 10 golden rules for surviving a zombie apocalypse. I have them written down in a little imaginary notebook in my mind.

When Max makes contact with someone in Ohio, the Losers go undercover to follow up that lead.

some blonde-haired blue-eyed all American newbie who keeps creeping into his dreams about Brittany, Santana and Quinn having a threesome, and pushing the girls aside so he can deep-throat him with that fucking huge mouth

He's the new kid to everyone else. But to Puck? They go way back.

In which Quinn receives some unexpected news and a country to govern, Kurt doesn’t receive any kind of ceremonial hat, and being a monarch turns out to be nothing like Hamlet.

In some other world, Burt Hummel is the one who died young, leaving his wife to raise Kurt alone. Kurt's life may be very different, but some essentials will never change for a gay kid in a conservative town.