Spock has physical needs that do not always respond to the Vulcan regimens and so he has his own solution. However, sometimes his mind surprises even him.

Jim notices Chekov's been watching Bones, and he has an idea.

response to the Star Trek XI Kink Meme that got away from me. Original prompt: Kirk/Spock/Uhura - bondage, with Spock being the one restrained. Bonus if Spock has to watch Kirk/Uhura first.

When drunk, Chekov admits that he loves sucking cock... right before he passes out. Kirk and McCoy are very intrigued and neither can get the thought out of their heads for the next few days. Yay for UST before the sex!

Kirk/Spock - On an away mission, they have to have...relations and Uhura has to tell them what to do.

Kirk/Spock/Uhura. Kirk has a nasty but pretty mouth. Spock and Uhura decide to put it to better use. Bonus points for pegging. Or double penetration involving pegging and actual cock.

Atlantis! Boys! Shenanigans! Wraith! Angst!

infidelity as a non-issue

Severus knows something strange is happening and he thinks there is a new Dark Lord, but things are stranger than he could ever have imagined.

Katy looked at him, and that was one of the best things about Katy - she got him, even when what she was getting wasn't something she'd ever gotten from him before. She saw Kris going out of his skin and turned to Adam and said, "Do you think we could go out with you?" She got him even when he didn't get himself.

It’s not that she doesn’t trust Kris, either, she thinks as she fills a glass with water from the tap and listens to the ice cubes clink. She knows him too well not to trust him, and it makes her smile, because before Kris it always seemed odd to her that knowledge of a person bred trust. It always seemed that the more you knew someone, the more you realized you couldn’t ever really know someone.

Four members of the Black family who come out and one who doesn’t.

Axel knows better, honest.

The way Cloud's luck tends to run, he shouldn't be surprised.

Cheap at any price.

Cid continues to confuse both himself and Vincent. Last part of Anthroverse.

Anthroverse: You're in the army now.

Mako gives you tentacles. No, really.

They needed a warrior for their cause. They picked Xander Harris. One magical rune later, there are ex-girlfriends, Chaos mages, sex, alchohol, seduction, and doubles exploding everywhere. This wasn't what quite the PTB had in mind. Xander-Spike. SLASH

It would not be an overstatement to say that Adam knows something about sex toys.

People get drunk. Things happen.

Lex loses a bet to Bruce. Madness ensues.

Neither Frank nor Bob is the pregnant one, but they seem to be the ones doing all the freaking out. And they can’t even blame the hormones.

A ballroom dancing AU. Ryan is a dancer, Spencer is his coach and Jon and Brendon used to be partners and they are all morons.

Ryan stumbles down the stairs and points at him accusingly. “You.” He says. “You are totally Spencer from the future, what the fuck.”

None of them really know what's up with Frank lately.

It started off as a joke.

Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, and Katy Allen talk to Rolling Stone about their arrangement.

'Adam, you should tell Drake about it.' Katy leaned forward, her voice lowering a little. 'Adam knows *all* of Kris's stories. Kris tells him... *everything*. Every time I ever make a reference to anything in our past – Adam always gets it. Isn't that sweet?'

Adam, he like people, period. Human, vampire, whoever wants to feel good and make HIM feel good. If a little bloodsucking gets somebody off, hey, Adam is all too happy to oblige.

Fusion with Ursula le Guin's planet O. In a world with very different marriage rules, a noble wedding and a magical threat still can't make Merlin, Arthur, Gwen and Morgana talk about their feelings.

Two years after an unexpected moment on tour put distance between them, Adam and Kris's friendship has survived but nothing has quite been the same. Kris and Katy worked through the aftermath together, but Katy's having doubts that the choices they made at the time were the right ones. When Mother Nature, Katy Allen and Kris's Id conspire to have Kris and Adam working together again, they all get a second chance to get it right.

All right, O'Conner, who you got in mind?

After a football loss, Puck convinces Kurt that he needs to be punished by sucking his cock. Little does Kurt know that Puck has other things planned.

So, she's been working on the whole attitude thing for about eight months now and it still doesn't work for her. The sequel to Here There Be Dragons.

Shameless bb!OT3 cockslut!Spencer porn, for your viewing pleasure.

"Do you have any idea what this means?" "Ummm...no?" Puck took pity on Finn's apparent lack of a working brain this early in the morning. "Kurt.....is fucking around....on both of us."

Following the "interrogation" in Teen Titans 47, for reasons which are only partially his brothers' fault, Jason is in bad shape. Fortunately, Roy is a master at catching falling Robins by now. In the aftermath of Roy's reaching out, Jason finds an opportunity to repay the favor, leading to an increasingly complicated relationship between the two.`

Adam gets Tommy laid. Laws of physics are respected.

Xander’s parents send him to his uncle Charlie in Forks when they suspect him of being involved in gang activity *Slash*

Everything's different when Lindsey gets pregnant.

Tommy and Kris shove Adam into a dark room. No talking necessary. They're in control and Adam doesn't mind.

Dom/Brian/Xander Cage - xXx crossover. I rec this separately from the rest of [info]khaleesian's stuff because I believe that in order to love this fic truly, you have to have seen ALL of the testosterone-laden canon, lust for Vin Diesel's body in an unhealthy way, and have at least a medium tolerance for crack!fic. Luckily, I meet all the requirements, and I say that this fic is hot, hot, hot ... plotty and sexy and with a kickass chase scene. Gotta love it.

It was like drawing a line, was the thing: the line everyone always wanted to draw, with him on one side and Adam on the other.

In which there’s a thoroughly unsubtle plot device, a lot of kissing & Morgana has a plan.

This is stupid. He's wandering around his own living room with dishpan hands, his attempts to make this evening some perfect romantic fantasy a failure already. Maybe he should have just gone with Barry White and enough candles to set off the smoke detector. AKA Adam has dinner with Kris and Katy.

Castiel thinks this should be celebrated. Dean's not there yet, but he's working on it. Sam's just happy to be included at all.

For thirty-one days, Letty struggles to control the wolf inside, even while facing her past.

o it turns out imprinting doesn't work exactly the way everyone thinks it does. (In which Jacob gets a best friend with benefits, a boyfriend, a job, an apartment, a life, and, somewhat to his surprise, something close to a happy ending.)