Burt Hummel means something to everyone. Even the ones you might not think of.

Ummm, cracktastic? Normally I write long, plotty fic with angst. Here you get tackle hugs, streaking and penis-shaped cookies. IDEK. I blame Dalton Academy, quite honestly… I feel ashamed. Beta'd by the incomparable [info]dolimir_k, so don't blame her.

Harry is supposed to be getting married, but appearing naked in Draco Malfoy's study and then spontaneously growing wings put pay to those plans.

Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan's number one culinary show where he meets the infamous-and deliciously sinful-pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu

"Oh, I know. I meant the other stuff, actually. Not Robin, not school, just... you know. Stuff." Tim smirks. "Guy talk?"

Coach Beiste notices things, and right now she's noticing how not-at-home the one glee boy she doesn't know looks.

First kiss fic featuring movies, car singing, picnics, and Brittany's ninth sense. They don't hold hands, not really, but when Kurt takes his hand away for a moment in the middle of the movie to rub some warmth back into his fingers before putting his hand back, Blaine takes it and presses his palm over the back of Kurt's hand, reaching with his fingers to rub circles against his knuckles.

Detailing one of Amanda Grayson's first diplomatic assignments, which happens to be on the USS Kelvin.

Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it.

Pretty much everything gets tossed into the metamorphical back room of a facility like Delta Vega.

It was just another hex.

Rodney and Ronon exchange lies and truths on the Wraith ship. Rodney loses track of which is which.

"Yes, yes, I'm entirely familiar with the concept of 'take one for the team' – but excuse me if I hadn't anticipated the necessity for it here!"

““Sorry, some people think that I should come with a disclaimer. But a sign around my neck would clash with my outfits. So… I’m gay.”

“It’s funny coming from you about Kurt being manipulative and pushy. Maybe he really is and he’s done things in the past. I don’t know. But all you’ve done since we’ve met is push me into doing stuff. You made me join glee club, you kept me from singing with Kurt, now you’re freaking out because I might be going out with Quinn.

All drag artists are created equal (but some are more equal than others)

Puck and Santana are more alike than they want to show.

Will never did learn to like Chinese food that much. He did always like the fortune cookies though, even if sometimes they seemed to be secretly mocking him.

“Hello, Kurt,” The man who addressed him was sitting in a wheelchair and had kind eyes that seemed to pierce him. His voice had a calming timbre and he had an aura of authority around him. “My name is Charles Xavier.”

Burt discovers what else Kurt keeps in his hope chest. Sorry, Burt.

From the fratboy!Arthur universe. What the title says.

There are things you get used to, living alone and working alone.

FBI tradition holds that matters of life and death urgency constitute a no-boundaries rule. (And other excuses Peter has made.) AKA "Five Times Peter Insists He Didn't Actually Dress Neal".

Mr. Green - the man behind the mystery.

Buttercup adapts to a life of adventure and makes a decision.

A series of vignettes, post-HSM2. Sharpay wants everything to go back to normal; Ryan never wants to see normal again.

Jeff can overthink anything, given a chance, and his firstborn's childhood give him lots of chances.

White Collar, ftm!Neal (slash with Peter welcome). Peter knows all the intimate details of Neal's life, and he's used each of them against him, except for this.

Five small slices of Vaan's life pre-game.

The younger Petrelli has a secret and Nathan's the first to know.

Neal is so very tired of saying no.

A profile is one of the harder likenesses to get right. On a boring stakeout, Peter and Neal test some handcuffs and discuss alleged art heists and portraiture. Set after “Copycat Caffrey.”

They haven't exactly met in linear order, Neal and the Doctor, but sometimes that makes for the best kind of friendship.

Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

Iroh stares at her with disdain and pity: at her bitten-down fingernails that were once claws; at her matted, uneven hair; at her pale, blemished skin. But mostly he stares at the shallow defeat in her eyes, hollow behind the gold. "So, my niece," he says, with regret and just as much disappointment, "you have chosen destruction." "No," she says, and even her voice carries the stale echo of imprisonment. "You have destroyed me," and Iroh is very glad that she is a caged beast now.

Alec Hardison has ten days to seduce Eliot Spencer. Parker helps.

Eliot and Alec have a talk about their respective kinks.

Her reply was one of boredom. “So don’t get caught!”

They send Azrael to fetch him because he will not listen to anyone else.

Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes. “Elizabeth? Elizabeth Burke?”

Leverage/White Collar, Neal, Peter, Leverage Team, "You knew they were working a con, and you didn't stop them?" "Nope." "Why not, Peter?"

"Sheppard's government didn't manage to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

When Zuko takes what should be Sokka’s punishment, it’s up to Sokka to heal him again.

Zell gets a less growly GF.

It looked like whatever the guys had learned at the Sun Warrior temple had lit the fuse of their little firecracker. Sokka was not going to let anyone else get hurt when it went off.

Aang’s first girl is Katara;

Being at Dalton was supposed to keep Kurt safe. It should have at least made sure that the close minded idiots like Karofsky couldn't get to him. But being who he was, Kurt should have known better than to let his defenses down.

Over the Christmas holidays, Karofsky steels his courage and tells his older brother he's gay. The reaction isn't what he was expecting.

Sam tells Kurt the truth about his hair.

Pash adjusts the strap of her backpack, double-checks the rainbow button on the front.