"Everybody, this is Adam," says Educator Kari. She's standing next to a skinny kid with red hair, who's still wearing the white and blue jumpsuit they give new people. He's also wearing a cape.

It's early in March when Adam gets his new cellmate.

Adam Savage, Medical Marvel.

Jamie showed him the rope and said, "It helps me think."

Adam and Kris never tried out for American Idol. Instead, in August 2010, they meet in a very different kind of competition, trying to win a new car in an all-day dealership challenge. But can they keep their hands on the car instead of each other?

"I don't want it. I don't like it. I don't want to wear it. Take it off."

It seemed like a good idea at the time—a road trip to the Grand Canyon—although Eliot doesn't actually remember agreeing to the idea. He figures it'll be fine as long as he does most of the driving.

Sometimes the juice is just juice.

Neal stuck his hand in his pocket and came to stand next to him, looking out at the New York night. "It doesn't have to be complicated."

Close encounters of the FBI kind.

Now, the man is looking at him with a curl to one side of his mouth that might be a smile. "I'm Nick Fury," he says. "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." There's a pause, and Alec tries to think of something smartass to say, but he's got nothin'. S.H.I.E.L.D. It's like the frickin' Death Star, and not the one with the whoops-blow-up button, but the fully armed and operational battle station. He swallows.

"Children!" he said, not shouting, but definitely commanding. "Are you really interrupting a time-sensitive, extremely delicate job to argue about movie night?”

“I don’t do Vegas,” Hardison said firmly.

"Why isn't Eliot getting the makeover? You know, the guy who sleeps in his clothes and thought Herbal Essences was some kind of tea?"

Hardison whistled under his breath and leaned closer. “I am all about the Monets and the Manets and all of that, but this? This is what I call art.”

He's just tired of waiting to be ready to do it.

Jack grows up, but how has Jack been shaped?

Somehow Nathan figures it shouldn’t have been as surprising as it is to find that Eliot deals with it in the way he does.

“Pictures of Dom tonight, Eames,” Yusuf replies from the doorway, “or I swear to you, I will point out to Arthur that he has a stalker with no shame and a thousand dollar camera.” From [info]celebutaunt's prompt at the kink meme, "Cobb is the presidential candidate, Ariadne is his running mate, Yusuf is campaign manager, Saito is the sponsor, and Eames is the campaign photographer who spends way too much time taking picture of Cobb's speechwriter, Arthur."

10 Things Eliot And Hardison Have Learned About Parker

10 Things Parker And Hardison Have Learned About Eliot

Eliot is a biter; Hardison tries his best to conceal the marks. Takes place in season one.

It's three o'clock in the morning, and Parker has something she wants to talk to Clay about.

When the Leverage team decides to take down Vaughn Wilson, they don't realize that he's dealing in something a lot worse than heroin and assault rifles, or that Eliot's old boss has his eye on Wilson too. Things can go wrong in a hurry when whether you're a Loser or just providing a little leverage, but with Eliot's life on the line, his past and his present had better work together fast, or Eliot's future won't last longer than tonight.

When the Russian mob starts to take over the Boston underworld there are two ways to handle the situation; the way of the gun, or the way of the con. Or, a little bit of both.

One server room, two hackers and a building full of guards. Leverage/Losers crossover.

Shawn and Gus are stumped on a robbery case so Shawn calls the best thief in the family for advice.

"The fellow whose job I'm taking, will he show me the ropes?" "Maybe - if you're in touch with the spirit world."

It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List. - Leverage/Psych crossover.

While Parker does Sophie’s job distracting the mark, Hardison and Eliot go to the roof to do the rappelling and things don’t go quite according to plan.

Eliot fights a bear, need I say more?

Kurt meets the new substitute PE teacher.

Parker knows there's something going on here, there *has* to be.

Leverage, Eliot + Parker, they drive Hardison crazy, having entire conversations that nobody else can follow.

Logan saw him from a distance the first time, running like he was being chased even though there wasn't another out of place scent for as far as his senses reached.

Alec isn't sure if he's an angel or a mutant

“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward

I'm glad it turned out like this, it's better this way

Eliot always ends up playing the broken guys when they grift

“It’s funny coming from you about Kurt being manipulative and pushy. Maybe he really is and he’s done things in the past. I don’t know. But all you’ve done since we’ve met is push me into doing stuff. You made me join glee club, you kept me from singing with Kurt, now you’re freaking out because I might be going out with Quinn.

First kiss fic featuring movies, car singing, picnics, and Brittany's ninth sense. They don't hold hands, not really, but when Kurt takes his hand away for a moment in the middle of the movie to rub some warmth back into his fingers before putting his hand back, Blaine takes it and presses his palm over the back of Kurt's hand, reaching with his fingers to rub circles against his knuckles.

Detailing one of Amanda Grayson's first diplomatic assignments, which happens to be on the USS Kelvin.

Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it.

Pretty much everything gets tossed into the metamorphical back room of a facility like Delta Vega.

It was just another hex.

Rodney and Ronon exchange lies and truths on the Wraith ship. Rodney loses track of which is which.

"Yes, yes, I'm entirely familiar with the concept of 'take one for the team' – but excuse me if I hadn't anticipated the necessity for it here!"

““Sorry, some people think that I should come with a disclaimer. But a sign around my neck would clash with my outfits. So… I’m gay.”

From the fratboy!Arthur universe. What the title says.

Burt discovers what else Kurt keeps in his hope chest. Sorry, Burt.