Arthur has been his editor from the beginning. Eames says he won't work with anyone else, and what Arthur will never tell him is that he would cut anyone who tried.

Jensen's parents are completely normal. The Losers finally get to meet them.

When Clay had gotten his team(all shiny and still in their original packaging) together for the first time.

The Losers live in an Alternate Universe where most people change into animals on the night of a full moon (like, werewolves, werecats, werehawks, whatever you like). The rest of the time, they are humans but keep heightened senses and primal instincts, which is a bonus, considering their job. It's not a big deal and not something they normally talk about, but when Jensen goes into heat for the first time, it becomes a problem--it's really hard to focus on the mission when Jensen's practically panting for it without even realizing he's giving off "come fuck me" vibes. Having lusted after the hacker for years, Cougar can't take it any more; he decides to put everyone out of their misery and mates with Jensen--who becomes very enthusiastic about the idea.

Jensen has fun with a little black remote. Cougar? not so much.

Jensen has a Lovecraft kink. With tips for playing in high humidity.

This fic should cover numerous prompts from The Losers_Fans Prompt Party including wanting DrunkFlirt!Jensen, wanting Cougar cheating at cards, wanting a drunken BJ with a side of kink and emotional issues, and a request for Cougar's deliberate sabotage of Jensen's attempts to pick up women. There might be more, that post is a very bad influence.

“Show me a man with a tattoo, and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.” -Jack London

Cats, man. Not to be trusted.

Oh my god, this was supposed to be nice cheerful porn set in an Uzbekistani goat shed, and then this happened instead. This is now the long and mostly-incompetent courtship of Cougar by Jensen, with associated warnings for swearing, violence, gore and sex (in that order). Cougar/Jensen, pre-movie.

How Cougar became a Loser

Fic based on a smoking’ hot pic of our beloved hacker

AU. Pete says that her skills at lying are what make her so invaluable as an undercover officer. Victoria thinks that they probably make her a sociopath.

He's the new kid to everyone else. But to Puck? They go way back.

In which Quinn receives some unexpected news and a country to govern, Kurt doesn’t receive any kind of ceremonial hat, and being a monarch turns out to be nothing like Hamlet.

Based on the prompt ROCK BAND AU at [info]inception_kink

It was long since dark, and Kris was having to stop playing every fifteen minutes or so to blow on his hands and warm them back up.

The Cheerios find themselves at Nationals with a tightly wound up solo vocalist. Now what can Sue Sylvester do to remedy that? Why, bring out her resident slutty Cheerio to work on some magic, of course!

Adam and Kris never tried out for American Idol. Instead, in August 2010, they meet in a very different kind of competition, trying to win a new car in an all-day dealership challenge. But can they keep their hands on the car instead of each other?

Jamie showed him the rope and said, "It helps me think."

Adam Savage, Medical Marvel.

It's early in March when Adam gets his new cellmate.

"Everybody, this is Adam," says Educator Kari. She's standing next to a skinny kid with red hair, who's still wearing the white and blue jumpsuit they give new people. He's also wearing a cape.

A sort-of sequel, or accompaniment, to Robots Need Love Too. Kari and Grant try to do it by the book.

This is a Jamie/Adam high school AU. About a puppy. It contains depictions of people under the age of eighteen drinking, smoking, making out, and building America's future. Non-explicit.

"After the zombie apocalypse, Jamie and Adam dispel several misconceptions about the undead enemy."

"This week, Jamie," Adam said, "we're looking at the myths around zombies."

Phillipa has known her Uncle Eames and Uncle Arthur almost all her life, but she doesn't think she'll ever really understand them.

Tentacle porn with Adam/anyone! Adam can have tentacles or be the recipient of tentacle affection, either way is great.

Merlin found the spell written on the inside back cover of his book.

Dozen other things to do, but this felt like it needed to be done.

Saito recruits the team to test out new uses for the PASIV device. Eames, as usual, takes this as a opportunity for seduction.

Mafia AU!

DUDE WHERE IS THE FIC WHERE THEY HAVE TO EXTRACT SECRETS FROM A GIANT QUEEN AND THEY DESIGN THE DREAM TO BE IN A ~GAY BAR~ AND HAVE TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY AND THINGS DON'T QUITE GO ACCORDING TO PLAN SO ARTHUR AND EAMES HAVE TO CREATE A DISTRACTION BY BASICALLY HAVING SEX ON THE DANCE FLOOR WHILE COBB OR WHOEVER GETS THE INFO?

It turns out that Eames has a kid from [info]inception_kink. Between the two of them they manage to make it more complicated than that, and Arthur is lost without a map. (In other words, my annoying tendency to take on fluffy/cracky prompts and get far too invested in the whole thing continues.)

But the concrete is rushing up to meet her, and she breathes in, forcing herself to know this world is not real and:

Prompt: Arthur chases someone using parkour. Eames is heart-eyed. About 1:20 into this clip of the Casino Royale opening is loaded with parkour/free-running, where D. Craig is pretty much Eames -- especially when he crashes through that dry wall lolol -- and Sebastien Foucan is Arthur. Prompt: Their class gets picked for Battle Royale.

For Arthur, war is losing.

They already knew the first couple of times would be awkward, countless bumps and bruises that raised their friends' curiosity covered them, but they did get the hang of it...with the help of numerous after-school porn marathons and a whole lot of imagination, of course.

HA HA HA HERE IS A SUPREMELY SELF-INDULGENT SOAP OPERA BACKSTORY FOR ARTHUR.

After hearing that Kurt went out with Brittany in 'Laryngitis,' Sue decides that he needs to kiss a guy, just to make sure. She chooses a not-exactly-reluctant Mike for the task.

Eames keeps planning jobs that involve Adam Lambert. Arthur keeps going along with it.

“The problem is that they expect you. And I would prefer you didn’t destroy half the city getting in.”

"You can't do that! This is a shounen series!" he hissed.

"Just talking and showing won't help much. He needs to try things before he can get them right."

Rebecca was getting bored with Central.

Three guys meet in a bar. Two of them need to break a curse. One of them is about to get very lucky indeed

Yusuf almost didn't become a chemist.

Ed's scowl deepens. "Want us to leave and come back when we aren't virgins anymore?"

The Full Metal Alchemist, of course, accepted his assignment with all the gravity due his station.