The Jonas Brothers on Warped, but it wasn't their idea. I took the 08 line-up and added them + My Chemical Romance. [info]hatoyona said it's ok to post; it's her fault. ily! Nick says, "I’m sorry. I was homeschooled." "Then this will be a very interesting experience for you," says the tall blonde guy. "My name’s Bob."

In which Valentine's Day comes and goes and something finally explodes(Although not because of Gerard. This time). Follows The Beat That My Heart Skipped

Puck assumes wrong.

–adjective 1. directed toward the centre

Inspired by TFLN. (440): "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

Adam opens Down The Rabbit Hole when he's twenty-six. It's sort of a last-ditch attempt to do something with his life and when Patricia, the sweetest lesbian around, had told him she was selling her bar (which was literally an underground bar, totally awesome), he'd pounced on the opportunity.

From a prompt on the meme, teenage!Evan fingering himself for the first time, finding out what feels good, while fantasizing about JButt or Johnny. I started it here before getting frustrated with it, but alas, now it is finished! Warning for underage Evan and Johnny. Quick, dirty and unbeta'd.

People make assumptions, and they write fairytales. But in the real world, even in Glee world, there is no such thing as a hero, as Prince Charming. Damsels in distress have to rescue themselves, and there can never be such a thing as a happy ending, because either life goes on, or everyone dies. Kurt is just trying get as close as he can.

The rules are different when you're on the road. Different and weird.

written before the finale, asking for revenge on Jesse that (sigh) sadly never came. You look out for your family, even if they bug the crap out of you.

It was easier for Rachel Berry to feel like a star in Lima, Ohio than in the middle of Manhattan. That wasn't how things were supposed to work.

In their first semester of college, Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel learned how to be friendly. It's much harder to be friends.

Jensen hides his secret life in faux fur pillows, Jared decides to give him a surprise he'll never forget.

Wherein Gaga is a matchmaker and Evan fixates and isn't a stalker, really. So, Evan was a little pre-occupied after making out with Johnny -- Johnny Weir! his brain supplied, exclamation and all, -- in his car.

Years down the line, Evan finds out that he has a son, and Johnny just happens to be there when he does...and somehow ends up being Evan's go-to guy for every difficult (and not-so-difficult) parenting situation from then on.

In an unfair world full of unfair things, Puck thought the most unfair thing of all was Kurt Hummel with a popsicle.

Johnny, Evan, Champions on Ice 2007, sex pollen. I'm really not sure what else there is to say. Written for the [info]skategreat cliché challenge, clichés #23 (sex pollen) and #105 (trapped!).

A chance meeting, a one night stand, a cowardly departure, and a romantic gesture.

Adam writes his phone number on Kris's arm. Kris has feelings about that.

Johnny Weir is twenty two years old when he auditions for the second season of So You Think You Can Dance. The judges think him promising and a sure shoe-in for the Top 20, an opinion that spurs him on through Vegas Week -- right up until he fucks up a jump in his last solo and something in his left ankle snaps. (SYTYCD AU)

“Adam knows that sometimes, life surprises you with irony. And sometimes, life bitch-slaps you with it.”

In which Jesse might not want to be the bad guy anymore, Kurt’s learning to compromise, Puck is pretty angry about everything and Quinn’s still adjusting; it’s going to be a long summer. Or not.

Kurt wears corsets and lacey underwear and Puck notices everything.

A battle with Azula goes terribly wrong, and now Sokka will never be able to talk again. Not to mention that it's all Zuko's fault. No slash, just Sokka Zuko brotherly type bonding.

Mercedes and Kurt have a night in after Kurt's mini sexuality crisis.

In which Zuko attempts to have fun, and Sokka's burgeoning new career comes to a screeching halt.

Most of the guys in school would be relieved that Kurt wasn't attracted to them. But Puck is a stud. Kurt SHOULD want him, and Puck's going to do everything he can to prove it, no matter how much it pisses Kurt off.

One thing Puck does very well is going down on girls, and while Kurt might technically be a dude, he's still dressed like a girl

It was long since dark, and Kris was having to stop playing every fifteen minutes or so to blow on his hands and warm them back up.

"It’s been turning me on a lot since I discovered that Cougar is a genius with the long term planning of a visionary.”

Based on the prompt ROCK BAND AU at [info]inception_kink

In which Quinn receives some unexpected news and a country to govern, Kurt doesn’t receive any kind of ceremonial hat, and being a monarch turns out to be nothing like Hamlet.

He's the new kid to everyone else. But to Puck? They go way back.

AU. Pete says that her skills at lying are what make her so invaluable as an undercover officer. Victoria thinks that they probably make her a sociopath.

Fic based on a smoking’ hot pic of our beloved hacker

How Cougar became a Loser

Oh my god, this was supposed to be nice cheerful porn set in an Uzbekistani goat shed, and then this happened instead. This is now the long and mostly-incompetent courtship of Cougar by Jensen, with associated warnings for swearing, violence, gore and sex (in that order). Cougar/Jensen, pre-movie.

Cats, man. Not to be trusted.

“Show me a man with a tattoo, and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.” -Jack London

This fic should cover numerous prompts from The Losers_Fans Prompt Party including wanting DrunkFlirt!Jensen, wanting Cougar cheating at cards, wanting a drunken BJ with a side of kink and emotional issues, and a request for Cougar's deliberate sabotage of Jensen's attempts to pick up women. There might be more, that post is a very bad influence.

Jensen has a Lovecraft kink. With tips for playing in high humidity.

Jensen has fun with a little black remote. Cougar? not so much.

The Losers live in an Alternate Universe where most people change into animals on the night of a full moon (like, werewolves, werecats, werehawks, whatever you like). The rest of the time, they are humans but keep heightened senses and primal instincts, which is a bonus, considering their job. It's not a big deal and not something they normally talk about, but when Jensen goes into heat for the first time, it becomes a problem--it's really hard to focus on the mission when Jensen's practically panting for it without even realizing he's giving off "come fuck me" vibes. Having lusted after the hacker for years, Cougar can't take it any more; he decides to put everyone out of their misery and mates with Jensen--who becomes very enthusiastic about the idea.

When Clay had gotten his team(all shiny and still in their original packaging) together for the first time.

Jensen's parents are completely normal. The Losers finally get to meet them.

Arthur has been his editor from the beginning. Eames says he won't work with anyone else, and what Arthur will never tell him is that he would cut anyone who tried.

Jensen doesn't ask—Well, he asks that one question, and yeah, in hindsight, he guesses that maybe it was a little stupid, but there are some questions that you just ask, especially when your friend's been shot. 'Are you okay?' and 'Can you walk?'—those are crucial.

Bethany could quite cheerfully scream at her mom sometimes.

A is for Atlantis, an alphabet book, by John Sheppard (with the unasked-for assistance of Rodney McKay and Ronon Dex).

Jim Kirk knew he owed Gaila after the Kobayashi Maru, but liberating Orion dancers from a strip club hadn't exactly been what he'd had in mind.