Specifically engineered as a recreational able to safely mix with alcohol, it'd been through more tests and trials than some of his navigational equipment, and hadn't received an ounce of official funding. No one wanted to fess up that the idea of flooding the market with a quality-controlled substance might actually be a good one.

"Alright, you've got me. Now what're you going to do?"

Mercedes makes matches. ;P

Puck makes a friend online. And everybody knows the internet is for porn. Not love.

Kurt's first thought on seeing the newcomer at Glee, all long legs and smoothly muscled arms, was : where the hell has he been hiding? His second thought was: and what's with the hat?

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter.

Kris doesn't really like playing spin the bottle, because he doesn't really like kissing girls. So he decides to change the rules.

"THIS IS BOTH EMBARRASSING AND AWESOME" - [info]zinnydark. It's pretty much exactly what it says in the title.

And then they make out.

Eames Paints. Arthur studies art history. Together they fight crime! (are giant fucking hipsters.)

Yes, it's just what it sounds like. Inception meets Princess Bride. No one escapes unscathed.

"when they analyse the solution a few days later, Yusuf swears and his mind pops up with the thought Oh, shit, how did that get in there? and Arthur wonders why he ever allowed himself to be a test dummy for the newer, stronger stuff Yusuf wanted to make for his dream basement."

Five levels down, and five to dig yourself back out. Arthur met Eames' projection long before he met Eames.

In which the bridge crew are Ravenclaws circa 1999, Spock's NEWT obsessed, Hikaru's lost his green thumb, Jim proves he's not stupid, and there's a fight in the Great Hall.

The twins decide Harry is spending too much time with his thoughts.

Quinn's in labor and Kurt is the only one around to help deliver the baby.

So Kristopher Allen was in love. Like crazily, embarrassingly, stupidly in love. And it was never going to work out.

"Brittany wakes up a guy. She's pretty much okay with this. And then she remembers what a good boyfriend Kurt was, and that he's clearly lonely, but capital G Gay. So she decides to do him a favor (not that she won't be having fun, too). Oh, and Kurt knows it's a temporarily male Brittany, instead of a random guy. Because it would never occur to her to lie, or even think of waking up a different gender as an oddity."

Glee set to Roger and Hammerstein's Cinderella. It's actually quite different. Who says Cinderella was the only one with a fairy god-something? Puckurt. Don't like, don't read.

Pretend marriage (for a job maybe?) becomes real.

Eames convinces Arthur that it would be really hot if Arthur had a dildo/buttplug/vibrator in him all day, and Arthur reluctantly agrees. Only to realise he's more sensitive than he thought. I would like Arthur really turned on but struggling not to show it, and biting his lip to maintain his usual appearance. Maybe he could squirm a little and blush too. And Eames is kind of an ass so, you know, he'd be making pointed remarks about the stick up Arthur's ass, or smacking Arthur on the ass or something. (If it is a vibrator maybe Eames could turn it on at random moments when Arthur is in the middle of SERIOUS WORK.) And maybe if Arthur lasts the whole day without taking it out he gets the reward of HOT SEX FROM EAMES.

Sake, Arthur decided, was evil. And, by extension, was Saito, for bringing the sake.

yusuf writes arthur/eames fanfic. cobb is his beta. ariadne finds out.

Arthur is horrified by the number of prompts that involve him being grievously injured, starving, unsure of reality, or traumatised. In response, he decides to write an epic novel-length hurt-comfort fanfic starring Eames as a tormented soul who needs the healing power of Arthur's cock love. It starts out as a joke, but he really gets into it. Bonus points for the team's reaction to the epic-length Eames-torture fic on the kink meme. (Perhaps Saito loves it and starts reccing it to everyone and Eames is like WHAT THE HELL.)

Eames stumbles upon Arthur dreaming, and in his dream he is being fucked by tentacles. Eames, being Eames, decides to join in.

OH JESUS, MEME. inspired by this thread and OH MY GOD i want a fic where Arthur and Eames are BOTH in the Arthur/Eames fandom but using sockpuppets. And then Arthur beta's Eames Arthur/Eames fic. And TOTALLY RIPS IT APART, because Eames has terrible SPAG and Arthur thinks his Arthur is TOTALLY OOC and Eames is like WTF why do you even want to read this and Arthur's like, "because I'm in love with the way you write Eames" dkjfkajf;kdskakld and then somehow they find out each other's sekrit online identities

"Would it actually be... fanfiction if the author herself writes it? I mean, all we're supplying is the idea."

DRIVING!KINK But not how you think. Eames talks a big game about how fast he drives, even takes Arthur for a spin and maybe Ariadne is in the back or something. HOWEVER. Arthur is unimpressed and next time he is behind the wheel and Eames is the passenger, he like. Fucking IDEK like Form D's it, you know? Over the top speeding, weaving through traffic- he's just straight up a badass and it freaks Eames the fuck out.

The first thing Eames does when he wakes up on the shore of Limbo is squint a bit at the crumbling city skyline. [Or, the one where Arthur and Eames go to Limbo and Grow as People.]

Welcome to life post-Inception.

It turns out that Eames sending dirty pictures to Arthur's phone has become something of a routine thing.

Eames is a major Doctor Who fanboy. Arthur is clueless.

Arthur adopts a couple stray kittens who end up in their warehouse. Then Eames ends up watching them for him for ages. Then kittens and boys do other adorable things.

Arthur realizes his feelings for Eames when he finds out Eames has dreams about fucking Robert with his perfect cheekbones. Arthur attempts to woo Eames with Adriadne and the rest of the team's help. Eames is too used to Arthur's rebuffs that he doesn't take Arthur's adorable fumbling attempts seriously.

In which Arthur loves Dom and Mal, despite knowing he will never be a half of their whole. Also in which Eames exhibits admirable patience while waiting for Arthur to realize he has options other than spending his whole life loving two people who can never love him back.

Arthur's in jail, he went down for the team, and now Eames wants him out. Saito offers some financial assistance and some wisdom.

Eames has a mouth like a porn star.

"Think of it as an exercise in interhouse relations," Eames says, slinging an arm around Arthur's shoulders. "We could share secrets! And braid each other's hair! And do, I don't know, trust falls." Hogwarts!AU.

Cobb doesn't even bother sitting up. "Let's try that again," he says, dropping his head back against the chair and closing his eyes, "and cut down on the homicide before the job is done."

"Don’t bore me with the petty details. Just tell me what sort of masks we’ll all be wearing while we rob this bank. I hope it’s not dead U.S. presidents. That’s so overdone.”

"It was really kind of sad watching him pine after you all the time, while you just went about business as usual," Ariadne says.

"You are," Harry tells them wearily, "without a doubt the worst pair of Aurors in the history of the entire Auror corps."

Puck can't sleep, Kurt has a surprise and Burt has to go to the police station.

The boys need some help getting their KISS outfits and so they turn to Kurt.

Years down the line, Evan finds out that he has a son, and Johnny just happens to be there when he does...and somehow ends up being Evan's go-to guy for every difficult (and not-so-difficult) parenting situation from then on.

Adam writes his phone number on Kris's arm. Kris has feelings about that.

A chance meeting, a one night stand, a cowardly departure, and a romantic gesture.

Johnny, Evan, Champions on Ice 2007, sex pollen. I'm really not sure what else there is to say. Written for the [info]skategreat cliché challenge, clichés #23 (sex pollen) and #105 (trapped!).

In an unfair world full of unfair things, Puck thought the most unfair thing of all was Kurt Hummel with a popsicle.

Jensen hides his secret life in faux fur pillows, Jared decides to give him a surprise he'll never forget.