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On The Wings Of Imagination
Oh, sure, riders said that dragons never hurt humans, but had anyone who believed that ever taken a good look at those teeth?
Sing Ourselves To Sleep
Being exhausted is nothing like being drunk, but some nights Gerard gets too tired to remember that.
This Gun's For Hire
"Here’s an idea," John said. "Let’s just not talk about it. That’s been working pretty well for the last two months."
Bad Choice of Majors
Xander and Willow, meet the Atlantis expedition. Atlantis expedition, meet Xander and Willow.
As Close As It Gets to Home
Telepath police consultant AU.
Since we've no place to go
“Bill,” he said, struggling to keep his eyes open and not just continue fucking William into the ground. “I think…I think pollination season’s started.”
Be Your Own Spotlight (Like Bowie in the Morning Sun)
"I like your bass," says the creepiest fan who has ever managed to get Mikey alone. "It sparkles like danger."
Another Cog in the Murder Machine
"I met the drummer of My Chemical Romance in a drum circle at Daytona Beach. Spring break, 1996. We had a brief affair.”
A Missing Scene for Shalott's 'A Beautiful Lifetime Event'
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
A Beautiful Lifetime Event
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
Binding
No way had Bobby pulled out some pair of real mystical amulets from nowhere and handed them over like crackerjack prizes.
The Dark Side
"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.
Under the Sea
For svmadelyn's badfic-summary challenge, summary from hyperfocused: Rodney MmmKay's mother always told him smart boys never get the hot guys. Can he pretend to be dumb so hunky pilot John Shep Hard will ask him to the Atlantis: Under the Sea prom? W/ my OC Princess Ancienta. Warnings: ANGST M/M plz rd/rvw Oh, yeah.
Higher Education & Bare
John Bender gets a life
This Modern Love
Written for reni_days‘s prompt on the bandom pretend dating festival: spencer has invented an imaginary boyfriend for some longstanding work-related (or other) purpose. his friends (including brendon) all know about the epic story of his pretend romance, and think it is hilarious. eventually, spencer runs into the work people while out with his friends (including brendon) and it turns out that, unbeknownst to him, brendon has been spencer's imaginary boyfriend all along.
Crash Landers
In which Stiles learns to Stalk That Stalk. (Or, how to accidentally woo your unfriendly neighborhood alpha in roughly five hundred handwritten steps.)
Kings and Queens and Jokers, Too
"Yeah, you boys nailed that trickster real good," Bobby said, dry as dust.
I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal (and I Just Don't Get Any Respect)
"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."
The Thread Measurer's Apprentice
A mysterious letter saves Scorpius' life. When Draco discovers who sent the warning, a most unusual partnership is born.
Harmonic Function
"Let's go with Banach-Tarski as your safeword," McKay says almost absently, lips tracing lazily along John's hairline, and John blinks. // "You want to go with a Euclidean geometric paradox for my safeword?" he asks, bemused.
The Student Prince
A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love...
Reconcilable Differences
Luthor Family Values.
Sorted
Hardison, bless his geeky wee heart, ponders which Hogwarts House each of the team would be sorted into. Eliot just wants his damn headset fixed. (Dialogue-only)
The Incestuous Courtship of the Antichrist's Bride
"Seriously?" says the clerk in the bookstore. "You seriously tried ordering this from Amazon?"
Crown Of the Summer Court
"The king sent me to get you," Merlin said, with a tone that implied strongly that he wasn't rolling his eyes where Arthur could see, but just wait until his back was turned. "He said you're to get changed into formal clothes and meet him in the Great Hall, there's a delegation coming from the Summer Court."
Old Country
Sam and Dean go to Hogwarts. (spoilers for All Hell Breaks Loose, Deathly Hallows)
Beltane Cycle
"I have called you to give you a warning," the dragon said. "A red moon rises over Camelot this night. The Wild Hunt will ride."
Apples are Not the Only Fruit
Local woman wins pie contest! Adam Lambert assists.
Don't Pursue
A disgruntled lieutenant approaches Jack about DADT, Sheppard and McKay.
Fourth Wall Series
In which Sam does another sort of research, and Dean is amused.
Small Primes and Square Roots
"I hope you picked someone really intelligent, otherwise it seems like it would be kind of a waste. Of incubation time, if nothing else."
Ryan Ross, Wedding Planner
Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.
By the Numbers
Frank is an accountant, Gerard is an artist (spoiler!: and then they fall in love)
Pop Goes the World
Adam likes to take pictures of Kris. Kris becomes a civil rights leader. Kris and Adam finally master Twitter. Also, Adam can't really help the things that happen in his presence.
The American Veela
AI/HP crossover. Kris Allen is an American transfer student in Gryffindor who comes into his Veela powers on his 17th birthday. Adam Lambert is a libertine Slytherin who wants to take advantage of Kris’s newfound allure.
Golden (AKA The Unicorn Fic)
“There’s a reason they call this place the Forbidden Forest.”
Kris Allen and the Giant Squid, or How the Forest at Hogwarts Became Forbidden
Someone (carol) mentioned Harry Potter and Kris Allen on Twitter, and I said, oh, I'd love to write a crossover. So she suggested Kris/Giant Squid. This is the resulting story, for round seven
Don’t Walk Softly (Just Carry a Big Stick)
semi-sequel to “Landslide” in which Santana finds an ally in an unlikely person…
Landslide (Should Have Seen It Coming)
Santana finds an ally where didn’t expect it…
Clever Woman, Doctor's Wife Series
A series of (relative) shorts focused on Mary Morstan from the 2009 Sherlock Holmes film.
Kiss My Ass
"Of all the bars in all the world or whatever..."
And anyone who's ever had a heart
Before seeing the picture, she'd just slotted Neal Caffrey in as one more thing Peter's brain couldn't let go of, and amusing yourself while your spouse hunted down the greatest international art thief of the age was certainly classier than being a football widow.
Eric Foreman Doesn't Take It Up The Ass (but if he did, it might happen something like this)
see title
Allure of Honey
Dissidia crack. Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore never to wear again. Everyone/Cloud.
Fall Stories
On Saturday, Parker – or Alice – meets Peggy for coffee. The whole coffee part of the thing is an ordeal: entering the building by the front door, standing in the line with all the other customers, ordering a drink and sitting down without even having the pretext of scoping the place out for potential thievery.
The Breaking Wave
A little AU ending for the first-times challenge on pirates500.
By The Time I'm Dreaming
Eva Lysacek has been in competition with golden girl Janie Weir for most of her life.
girls like mystery
Chris is tired of pretending she plays for the other team. It doesn't help matters that she has a hot best friend.
I'd Gladly Lose Me to Find You
Sam takes a vow of silence in order to pull Dean out of Hell, but by the time Dean comes back, Sam's lost more of himself than just his voice.
Lost a Gesture and a Pose
Deprived by circumstances of anything else to do, Arthur asks a great deal of questions. Eventually, Merlin answers.
