Oh, sure, riders said that dragons never hurt humans, but had anyone who believed that ever taken a good look at those teeth?

Being exhausted is nothing like being drunk, but some nights Gerard gets too tired to remember that.

"Here’s an idea," John said. "Let’s just not talk about it. That’s been working pretty well for the last two months."

Xander and Willow, meet the Atlantis expedition. Atlantis expedition, meet Xander and Willow.

Telepath police consultant AU.

“Bill,” he said, struggling to keep his eyes open and not just continue fucking William into the ground. “I think…I think pollination season’s started.”

"I like your bass," says the creepiest fan who has ever managed to get Mikey alone. "It sparkles like danger."

"I met the drummer of My Chemical Romance in a drum circle at Daytona Beach. Spring break, 1996. We had a brief affair.”

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

No way had Bobby pulled out some pair of real mystical amulets from nowhere and handed them over like crackerjack prizes.

"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

For svmadelyn's badfic-summary challenge, summary from hyperfocused: Rodney MmmKay's mother always told him smart boys never get the hot guys. Can he pretend to be dumb so hunky pilot John Shep Hard will ask him to the Atlantis: Under the Sea prom? W/ my OC Princess Ancienta. Warnings: ANGST M/M plz rd/rvw Oh, yeah.

John Bender gets a life

Written for reni_days‘s prompt on the bandom pretend dating festival: spencer has invented an imaginary boyfriend for some longstanding work-related (or other) purpose. his friends (including brendon) all know about the epic story of his pretend romance, and think it is hilarious. eventually, spencer runs into the work people while out with his friends (including brendon) and it turns out that, unbeknownst to him, brendon has been spencer's imaginary boyfriend all along.

In which Stiles learns to Stalk That Stalk. (Or, how to accidentally woo your unfriendly neighborhood alpha in roughly five hundred handwritten steps.)

"Yeah, you boys nailed that trickster real good," Bobby said, dry as dust.

"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."

A mysterious letter saves Scorpius' life. When Draco discovers who sent the warning, a most unusual partnership is born.

"Let's go with Banach-Tarski as your safeword," McKay says almost absently, lips tracing lazily along John's hairline, and John blinks. // "You want to go with a Euclidean geometric paradox for my safeword?" he asks, bemused.

A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love...

Luthor Family Values.

Hardison, bless his geeky wee heart, ponders which Hogwarts House each of the team would be sorted into. Eliot just wants his damn headset fixed. (Dialogue-only)

"Seriously?" says the clerk in the bookstore. "You seriously tried ordering this from Amazon?"

"The king sent me to get you," Merlin said, with a tone that implied strongly that he wasn't rolling his eyes where Arthur could see, but just wait until his back was turned. "He said you're to get changed into formal clothes and meet him in the Great Hall, there's a delegation coming from the Summer Court."

Sam and Dean go to Hogwarts. (spoilers for All Hell Breaks Loose, Deathly Hallows)

"I have called you to give you a warning," the dragon said. "A red moon rises over Camelot this night. The Wild Hunt will ride."

Local woman wins pie contest! Adam Lambert assists.

A disgruntled lieutenant approaches Jack about DADT, Sheppard and McKay.

In which Sam does another sort of research, and Dean is amused.

"I hope you picked someone really intelligent, otherwise it seems like it would be kind of a waste. Of incubation time, if nothing else."

Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.

Frank is an accountant, Gerard is an artist (spoiler!: and then they fall in love)

Adam likes to take pictures of Kris. Kris becomes a civil rights leader. Kris and Adam finally master Twitter. Also, Adam can't really help the things that happen in his presence.

AI/HP crossover. Kris Allen is an American transfer student in Gryffindor who comes into his Veela powers on his 17th birthday. Adam Lambert is a libertine Slytherin who wants to take advantage of Kris’s newfound allure.

“There’s a reason they call this place the Forbidden Forest.”

Someone (carol) mentioned Harry Potter and Kris Allen on Twitter, and I said, oh, I'd love to write a crossover. So she suggested Kris/Giant Squid. This is the resulting story, for round seven

semi-sequel to “Landslide” in which Santana finds an ally in an unlikely person…

Santana finds an ally where didn’t expect it…

A series of (relative) shorts focused on Mary Morstan from the 2009 Sherlock Holmes film.

"Of all the bars in all the world or whatever..."

Before seeing the picture, she'd just slotted Neal Caffrey in as one more thing Peter's brain couldn't let go of, and amusing yourself while your spouse hunted down the greatest international art thief of the age was certainly classier than being a football widow.

see title

Dissidia crack. Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore never to wear again. Everyone/Cloud.

On Saturday, Parker – or Alice – meets Peggy for coffee. The whole coffee part of the thing is an ordeal: entering the building by the front door, standing in the line with all the other customers, ordering a drink and sitting down without even having the pretext of scoping the place out for potential thievery.

A little AU ending for the first-times challenge on pirates500.

Eva Lysacek has been in competition with golden girl Janie Weir for most of her life.

Chris is tired of pretending she plays for the other team. It doesn't help matters that she has a hot best friend.

Sam takes a vow of silence in order to pull Dean out of Hell, but by the time Dean comes back, Sam's lost more of himself than just his voice.

Deprived by circumstances of anything else to do, Arthur asks a great deal of questions. Eventually, Merlin answers.