Dino's shirt looks much better on Bianchi than it ever has on him.

It's a long drive home, but there are plenty of ways to pass the time.

Gokudera doesn't know how to say no to Tsuna, which is maybe just as well.

It's time for Bianchi to come into her own, whether she likes it or not.

Some things, no matter how effective, are not to be used as negotiating tactics.

Just because an alpha can go through rut alone doesn't mean he should. "Okay." Lance's palms were sweaty with what he was about to say. He was about to break so many rules. "Cards on the table, guys. We got any omegas sitting here?"

Dino Cavallone has a broad-minded sense of fair play.

In which Yamamoto attempts to address Gokudera's regrettably low self-esteem.

Yamamoto has kind of a thing for stuff that's perfect. He thinks that's perfectly natural; just about everyone else thinks he's crazy.

In which Yamamoto has cause to go undercover with Bianchi and discovers something about himself.

Most people assume that Kyouko's really nice. They're mistaken: she's simply polite. And there's a huge difference between "nice" and "polite."

101 ways to fix Xanxus. This series contains Alternate Histories all of which experiment with what changes might have led to Xanxus being only a little broken instead of totally insane.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

Lance likes games. Through a lot of trial and error, this is what Keith has learned: the more random and casual Lance is being, the closer Keith needs to be listening, because it means Lance is trying to tell him something important.

In which Tsuna isn't Tsuna but Tsunako, and lived with her parents in Italy for a few years before circumstances made moving to Namimori seem advisable. And changes spiral out from there. For the prompt Xanxus/Tsuna - genderswap; "don't look down on me because I'm a woman."

Haru knows how to take care of herself.

Sometimes it's really difficult to figure out what Mukuro-sama actually wants.

The best way to get to the heart is between the ribs and up. But there are other routes, too.

There's more than one reason to approve of Hibari's preference for traditional clothes.

In which Yamamoto is sneaky, and Gokudera falls for it. Just like he always does.

She's been looking forward to this all afternoon.

Keith and Shiro play chicken. Sex chicken. Everybody wins. "What do you think you're doing?" "What does it look like I'm doing?" Shiro has an excellent poker face; it doesn't even flicker when he says, "Demonstrating the male version of the human reproductive system. Why are you doing it on my lap?"

Matt has a plan to get Shiro laid; Shiro has a lot of misgivings about this. "Shiro. Buddy. I swear on everything I hold holy—" "You're an atheist," Shiro points out. "—I swear on the grave of Carl Sagan and in the name of Neil deGrasse Tyson," Matt says, not missing a beat, "that if you go home alone tonight, it'll be your own personal decision and not because you won't have other options."

This wasn't supposed to happen.

In which Tsuna doesn't understand what the rest of the world is watching him for.