Taken from glee_kink: Kurt is reacquainted with Puck ___ years after graduating high school: a not-so-blind date scenario constructed by the old McKinley High gleeks.

When Mercedes got into hostess-mode, there was nothing anyone could do to stop her.

“Give me a little credit, Hummel. I may be an arrogant asshole but I’m not completely stupid.”

"You should be proud of yourself, Noah. You’re protecting your sister,"

Cheerios are Puck's weakness.

It's a story about how two complete opposites(Puck & Kurt) come together through a series of events and circumstances that force them to see each other in an all new way that eventually leads to friendship and possibly more...

This was why he never went jogging after dark.

Kurt is handcuffed to Mike Chang. It's not as kinky as it sounds.

The mere sight of Sue Sylvester is enough to make Cupid piss his diapers. That candy-ass little bastard doesn't stand a chance.

Kurt’s roped into a game of truth or dare.

Glee.

He kept it a secret. Not because he was ashamed of it--Kurt wasn’t ashamed of much. But figure skating was his thing, not Mercedes’s, not Rachel’s, no one but his, and his mother’s. He never expected anyone to find out.

"You noticed Puck was checking out your ass, right?" Tina says. "Really, don't mention it," Kurt says. "Don't mention anything that just happened. I refuse to give him the pleasure of believing his new bullying techniques are working on me."

Kurt strides the corridors with his head held high, and he has no idea what he does to Puck at all. Thank God. So, this is the loosely-promised prequel/sequel/companion piece to ‘Cause You’ve Got An Awfully Long Way To Go, from Puck’s POV,

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter.

Puck makes a friend online. And everybody knows the internet is for porn. Not love.

Mercedes makes matches. ;P

The amazing Brittney is upset 'cause she can't get her new "boyfriend", Kurt, off, and this seriously goes against her perfect record. Her brain is actually stimulated by Kurt's questions on what it's like kissing boys, and she gets the idea to emulate a guy to get Kurt off. Of course, she chooses to act like Puck because, like, have you seen his guns? He's got skillz. In order to add realism, she gets one of Puck's sweaty gym shirts. Puck wants in and she tells him she'll record him a vid.

“Let me get this straight,” Kurt begins, resisting the urge to laugh, “you knocked up Finn’s girlfriend and you want to apologise to him by trying to make him gay?”

A bit of a look inside Puck's mind as he falls in love with Kurt. More sarcastic and ridiculous than sweet and sappy, despite being something I wrote. Pre-slash

Puck doesn't understand Kurt nearly as much as he'd thought. Curiosity leads him to do something about it.

A prequel of sorts, for What I Am and What They're Making Me. A basketball game between the East High Wildcats and the McKinley High Titans, featuring Chad as a gay guru. Implied Chyan and implied future Puckurt.

Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.

Kurt starts dating a baseball player. Puck is not pleased.

Kurt finds himself a new hobby

Glee set to Roger and Hammerstein's Cinderella. It's actually quite different. Who says Cinderella was the only one with a fairy god-something? Puckurt. Don't like, don't read.

Puck can't sleep, Kurt has a surprise and Burt has to go to the police station.

The boys need some help getting their KISS outfits and so they turn to Kurt.

The Girls make it their personal mission to get Puck into Kurt’s pants. Many things ensue, including but not limited to: spa treatments, slushie-bonding, campfires over makeup, and a Saw marathon.

Puck and Kurt have a lemonade stand in a gay enclave in Toledo.

Puck sees Kurt in the shower and becomes obsessed with Kurt’s surprising…size.

Puck assumes wrong.

Kurt is tired of being the golden boy, and living with Finn, and being picked on. When he snaps, it's an explosion no one sees coming. But when Kurt uses Puck to try to shake up his image, things get...complicated. Kurt/Puck, spoils all of season 1, AU.

Inspired by TFLN. (440): "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

People make assumptions, and they write fairytales. But in the real world, even in Glee world, there is no such thing as a hero, as Prince Charming. Damsels in distress have to rescue themselves, and there can never be such a thing as a happy ending, because either life goes on, or everyone dies. Kurt is just trying get as close as he can.

In an unfair world full of unfair things, Puck thought the most unfair thing of all was Kurt Hummel with a popsicle.

In which Jesse might not want to be the bad guy anymore, Kurt’s learning to compromise, Puck is pretty angry about everything and Quinn’s still adjusting; it’s going to be a long summer. Or not.

Kurt wears corsets and lacey underwear and Puck notices everything.

Most of the guys in school would be relieved that Kurt wasn't attracted to them. But Puck is a stud. Kurt SHOULD want him, and Puck's going to do everything he can to prove it, no matter how much it pisses Kurt off.

One thing Puck does very well is going down on girls, and while Kurt might technically be a dude, he's still dressed like a girl

There are 10 golden rules for surviving a zombie apocalypse. I have them written down in a little imaginary notebook in my mind.

Prompt from some awesome Anon in the fic meme:Kurt's asexual; but he finds himself romantically attracted to Puck. Problem is he sees Puck as a highly sexual person and he doesn't think Puck would be even slightly interested in a relationship with a nonsexual partner. So Kurt tries, very awkwardly, to initiate sex. Puck realizes halfway through Kurt's not really into it. Cue confrontation and (eventually) a happy resolution. (And maybe Puck being offended Kurt didn't give him the benefit of the doubt.)

Burt Hummel means something to everyone. Even the ones you might not think of.

A newly reconciled Burt and Finn set about finding the one thing that will make their new family complete: a boyfriend Kurt.

Puck’s still got a first time he can give Kurt. At least he can if a) Puck can get him to understand that, b) Puck doesn’t fuck up, and c) if the prissy little shit’ll stop treating Puck like a fucking girl and just take it.

All drag artists are created equal (but some are more equal than others)

Puck and Santana are more alike than they want to show.

“Hello, Kurt,” The man who addressed him was sitting in a wheelchair and had kind eyes that seemed to pierce him. His voice had a calming timbre and he had an aura of authority around him. “My name is Charles Xavier.”

Sequel to Show Me Secrets You Didn't Know Was Inside. A very unique experience has befallen Puck; and it's name is Kurt Hummel.