Draco shackled to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math.

“Mr. Malfoy is the only one who’s ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he’d recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."

Part of the Letters Series

Three separate vignettes about how Dean and Sam got together the first time. Stories 2 and 3 can be seen as follow-ups to story 1.

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."

When exploring a new world, even with the best intentions, don't try strange food.

A new arrival gives her opinion on the denizens of Smallville.

Edmund plays a prank on Susan and Lucy the day before Narnia's summer festival and learns never to do it again. I would advise everyone not to drink anything while reading this. But that's your warning!

Porn, and more porn. I saw Prince Caspian on Friday & the image of Ed in his uniform just wouldn’t leave my head. I know, it’s horrible.

Things Peter thinks and does after his return from Narnia for the second time. Based on movie-verse.

After all the battles everyone returns to the castle for Caspian's coronation. There are a few days before the Pevensies walk through Aslan's portal in the tree. Lots can happen in a few days.

They're her boys, and she loves them, and she'll do whatever it takes to keep them alive.

Sam, his high school girlfriend and a mini-skirt would be a worthy concept

Underage!Sam/OFC divirginizing fic. Sam knows Dean's watching, but she doesn't.

It’s just a daddy thing. If your “daddies” are a vampire and two demon hunters.

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

Dean isn't planning on getting pulled over tonight, but wouldn't that just be the perfect fucking end to a perfect fucking day? For some state trooper or local Officer Friendly to flash the red-and-blues and find them both covered with blood and claw marks

Turns out virginity is a state of mind and some demons aren't as picky as others.

Dean and Sam have to reenact an ancient Aztec ritual in order to stop a curse.

“Oh, not this Smallville BS again, Dean. That’s a myth.” Sam looks up from his manly breakfast of Corn Nuts and Coke to roll his eyes at Dean.

Sam did get a full ride to Stanford. Just not the way he'd like Dean to believe.

For all his experience and education, Bob thinks he could have been a little better prepared before joining a band, particularly this band. For example, he really would have liked a seminar on how to tell the difference between a metaphor and making idle conversation.

"You," she says easily, "strike me as a man in need of a blowjob."

The good doctor, as many scientists of his inquisitive bent, was largely amoral, pursuing knowledge for the sake of itself. The two main assets of his life, those gloried above all others, were his precious vegetative experiments and his beautiful younger brother, Anwyll.

Bobby and Rogue are married and want to have a baby, but things don't turn out quite the way they planned.

Peter learns a lot from Professor McCoy.

Can two elves help the Ice Prince find love and win Santa's freedom in time for Christmas? Jubilee shares a campfire tale with the young students of Xavier's Academy

It was just Bob, sprawled on the couch at three in the morning, watching a DVD he'd seen probably a dozen times and waiting to get tired.

She asked for Bob/Gerard, angst and happy endings and porn, and something based off of this quote: “If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.” - Bertrand Russell.

In which Gerard loves Bob, I make fun of the sweet little dudes a lot, and Gerard and Frank share a nice moment.

Bob was never exactly certain how he and Patrick ended up sharing an apartment in LA.

Gerard stared. Frank bounced, grinning. "Do you even know anything about it? I mean, have you ever actually--" Frank's hands flew into the air. "Science project! That's the whole point! Learning something!"

"You know who else kiss each other all the time, Frank? People who are dating."

Rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony

College AU! Cause of...the fun. ;)

It was not long after this conversation (and the subsequent conversations that involved copious use of the words 'cockslut' and 'bottom Bob') that the members of My Chemical Romance (sans Bob, naturally) decided to throw Bob a surprise gangbang party.

The whole thing starts after their second CD comes out and Pete discovers there are entire Livejournal communities named after him.

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

Xander's doing penance. He's penitential. He's so fucking sorry he can't say or think any word that isn't sorry or a synonym thereof.

Sam really didn't mean to get trapped with the demon, really he didn't.

The Stone has many names and many forms, and they seek it in many ways....

The morning after. Al gets answers, Ed gets suspicious, and Roy gets busy.

They say the third time's the charm...

Finding one's wings.

Kris Allen finds his definitions of love and family challenged during the first months of the American Idol tour when his marriage is tested by a scandal with Adam Lambert, all thanks to the National Enquirer.

So Adam’s a pretty curious guy, whatever, this shouldn’t surprise anyone who knows him.

SEQUEL to THE MANY WAYS TO FALL I know it has been a million years, so you might want to at least skim it even if you read it already. This fic probably won’t make sense without that one. What if Adam and Kris had a brief but memorable encounter before Idol?

Basically, this is how I picture the story of Kris and Adam’s friendship playing out, from the first day they met to a certain day in the future, almost exactly a year later. It’s made up of lots of big and little moments. Some happy. Some funny. Some sad. Features lots of cameos from all the other contestants and all the people we’ve come to know and love.

Has nothing to do with the movie Once, which I love. Sorry for any major historical goof ups but it’s more about the Kradam. The idea for this was loosely inspired by a fall out boy fic I read years ago, although if I remember correctly I think theirs was more of a parallel universes thing and like two paragraphs long and definitely wasn’t chronological. But it was awesome and if I ever find it again I’ll post it. Basically it inspired the common thread of the two of them always being fated together but the relationship always being slightly different. All the writing is original of course. Let me know what you think!

Late night and early morning, make-up and music, bedroom and bathroom- their small world has so many unexplored possibilities.