Hopeless geek Rodney McKay offers high school quarterback John Sheppard $1000 to make him cool. A story about growing up, finding out who you are, and deciding what you're going to do about it.

Earth is gone, lost to the Ori and Atlantis has to take a hard look at how to survive now that they're on their own.

Because sometimes there are accidental orgies.

Badfic Summary Mini-Ficathon entry, for [info]kalpurna's summary: "When Rodney starts exhibiting strange symptoms, Dr. Beckett discovers something odd about his genetic makeup. Now Rodney must find a mate -- before his alien side chooses for him. Warnings: wingfic, tentacles (NC-17)."

Atlantis! Boys! Shenanigans! Wraith! Angst!

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

John stared down at his hands, a little numbly, watching Rodney wrap the long leather strap over and under his wrists, binding them together.

What sucked most was the sinking feeling that McKay was handling the whole thing better than he was.

Written for the Twisting With The Stargate fic-a-thon for Lj User WingWyrm. Crossover with Stargate Atlantis. The Scoobies learned long ago not to trust the government; maybe they should have forgotten that particular lesson. Slash present.

Oh, sure, riders said that dragons never hurt humans, but had anyone who believed that ever taken a good look at those teeth?

Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living. Set in a Bob/Ronon universe created by [info]idyll; follows her stories Heavy Connection and Along the Wire. Because I thought a back alley brawl with a Replicator was just the thing Bob needed in his life.

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar's gate team.

John said he kinda liked it in Antarctica. What if he really, really hadn't? - Rising AU.

Riddick falls through a hole in reality and ends up meeting his soulmate, Ronon Dex.

John is the top male figure skater in the world, Rodney is the captain of Canada's hockey team. They run into each other at the winter Olympics.

The IOA wants to replace John, but never fear, Rodney has a plan.

2010(or there abouts), John and Rodney have been cloned. They're ordered back to Earth and Jeannie is asked to take them in.

In which John discovers that Ancient beds have extra functions.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

John, Rodney and a room full of...things.

A series of moments back at home base... at least it's home for the Sunnydale crew. Jack would rather be fighting goa'uld

When one of Daniel Jackson's friends goes snooping into the wrong computer, the SG-1 team comes to Cascade to find her before the NID can. But the local detective assigned to assist them--and his very strange anthropologist partner--complicate things

None of the ascended had ever considered the repercussions of going back to visit – especially not the possibility of pregnancy. (Sentinel/Stargate Atlantis)

John saves Tony's life. Tony likes that in a man.

Jamie is visited by an old friend.

Rodney/Tony -- Rodney's driving down the 405 when it happens.

B:tVS, Stargate Atlantis. Rodney was seldom impressed with other people's work at the best of times, and today's roster of prospective additions to the science team seemed to have been specially chosen to send his blood pressure through the roof. 2000 words.

–adjective 1. directed toward the centre

"You're all drunk, aren't you? And tomorrow, there will be a massive freak out, and then I won't have my team."

Teyla punishes John and Rodney for horsing around in the kitchen by forcing them to carry buckets.

An SGA/Ace of Cakes crossover

"Superman's the last of his kind, too," Ronon said quickly. “I'm going to try to get McKay to rig me up some heat vision so I can melt steel like Superman."

A massively self-indulgent fic in which Ronon is John's baby daddy, Rodney is not amused, and Josh just wants to study anthropology.

A is for Atlantis, an alphabet book, by John Sheppard (with the unasked-for assistance of Rodney McKay and Ronon Dex).

It's a cultural education.

Another off-world mission, another alien ritual – and suddenly, Rodney has tentacles and needs to mate with his mate – John.

“Men are not allowed in the temple,” Teyla said, and John frowned up at her. “You know I’m a man, too, right?” he carefully asked back, but Teyla only shook her head. “Not today.”

In order to escape, they have to pretend that John is Ronon’s slave – and John learns something new about Pegasus galaxy. Also, blowjobs.

On the way back from a boring mission, caught in a Jumper for hours, just Ronon and John.

He never thougth things would end up like this.

John Sheppard never thought he’d end up living in another galaxy, and he’d never thought that he would ever get bitten by a vampire and turned. But both happen, and while he is happy with the first, he’s struggling with the second and all its repercussions: a bad sun allergy, a weird diet, and pointy teeth.

"Spencer!" Lassy shouted over the din of the bullpen. Shawn grinned. He bet his most favoritest Head Detective had just found the 'surprise' that an 'anonymous admirer' had left on his desk earlier.