Jon sighs. “You and Spencer, though, I don’t know. I think it’s that you’ve both been with someone most of the time I’ve known you. It’s kind of like,” he pauses and Ryan can hear the laughter in his voice when he speaks again, “when you had girlfriends I didn’t notice that you also had a boyfriend.”

The band already has two guitarists.

"You bought a love potion." Brendon's voice piped up out of nowhere, and Spencer would've rolled his eyes had he not been so unbelievably turned on.

They’re in the cabin having lunch when Ryan stands up one day and announces vaguely, “I feel a little…” Sequel to Oistros

Jon and Spencer own a flower shop in a small town, and when the town’s pastor dies, Brendon comes to live with them and take over the job. Summerville’s full of people in love, and Brendon’s not immune to the town’s charms himself – when they’re in the form of a certain Sunday school teacher.

This is the slavefic. Boys in cages. AU. EPIC hurt/comfort (~200,000 words.) You have been warned. As [info]seimasin put it: this story definitely cannot be summed up in 100 words or less. Unless those words are "slaves! and shooting! and running! and angsting! and kissing! and more angsting! and a bunch of kids named Alex! did we mention the angst?

He should be happy. He was a light sider, which meant an automatic position in the government and control over the grayscales and dark siders of the city. Still, somedays Ryan wished things could go back to normal. Whatever normal meant in the world he lived in.

Pete probably shouldn't have told the world that Patrick Stump had no game, and he *definitely* shouldn't have told Panic at the Disco. When he overhears Patrick doing damage control by the most efficient and evil method, his brain veers straight into the gutter. In typical Pete fashion, he is totally unable to conceal his... distraction from Patrick, and as a result, ends up doing a lot of flailing, panting, and beelining towards his room. Because Patrick Stump is an evil mastermind, and he knows exactly how to make Pete admit the error of his ways.

"So I've been having these weird dreams," Spencer says casually, because it's increasingly obvious that nobody else is going to speak up.

Strangely, this is just how it all starts.

Brendon Urie would call himself an ordinary guy. Spencer Smith would call him stupidly hot, if he weren't about to destroy Brendon's career. A rich, successful journalist and food critic, Spencer aims to write a scathing review of Brendon's little muffin and cupcake shop. He never mixes business with pleasure. But the secrets Brendon's keeping intrigue Spencer, and his naivety has caught Spencer off guard. He's entranced with the little muffin cupcake shop and his neighbour Jon's coffee shop. What's happened to him? He's being ridiculous! The Christmas-coated town has gone to his head. Spencer's best friend, literary critic Ryan Ross, thinks that the small-town boy has unlocked the city slicker's heart. ...Yeah, this is kind of but not quite that story.

He sees Ryan, and Brendon knows that Ryan would be like one of those t-shirts that's been washed way too many times, so worn-through it's almost translucent, with a few real holes showing through to skin, but soft. Soft and just the perfect fit, clinging to your skin in all the right places.

Old friends and new beginnings. A/N: this is the sequel of sorts to For Keeps

Ryan finishes the book two years, five months, and fourteen days after Panic ends. It takes up twelve black notebooks; each one is five inches by eight-and-a-half inches, with one hundred and twenty blank pages, unlined.

You all know how this works by now! Write at least 100 words of sex pollen in the comments! If you write something way longer than that, use multiple comments or drop a link to where you posted it. In my head, sex pollen means anything that happens to the character that makes them up able to control their sexuality. So, it can be a substance that's not actually pollen, it can be a character going into heat, it can be... something creative that I can't think of right now. Whatever. Just, something that changes and makes the character lose control. (If you're worried about whether or not something "counts" just make it super porny, and I promise no one else is going to give you trouble. *g*)

Pete sometimes wanted to form an "only-boy-in-the-band" club. He could ask Ryan to join.

It starts when Spencer brings a girl to practice. Not just any girl, either – his girlfriend, Elsa.

In which Ryan Ross is a girl. Has always been, will always be a girl. End of story.

A tale of sidekicks, parents, a sex tape, intra-band relations, and Really Cunning Plans. Though not necessarily in that order.

More girl!Spencer/Bob. Follows on from he did it with shoes, which was a sequel to the untitled drabble that started it all. It'll make more sense if you read them first.

Whenever one of them is the focus of unwelcome attention, the other is ready to step in, lean in so close that their noses brush while a hand splays possessively over the other's shoulder.

Ryan decides to open Brendon's eyes to the fact that the big love duet in Aladdin is really a dirty sex song.

A lot of truths have been universally acknowledged. A Pride and Prejudice AU.

Bren really can't be gay. She's a cheerleader! So she doesn't know what she's doing at this silly camp for homosexuals.

So once upon a time I said, "I want Brendon with corset piercings,"

Later, Spencer will be glad that it starts in the winter. Heavy jackets and sweaters, caps and scarves and gloves to keep out the cold air, and if nothing else, this keeps things hidden longer than maybe he’d have been able to otherwise. Later, he’s sure, he’ll be thankful for that.

“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”

Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.

Project Brendon is all about figuring out what kind of guy he is, and so far he's a guy who is skeptical that anybody on the news tells the whole truth, and a guy who is never going to eat meat again no matter how much the smell of bacon is the most unholy temptation in all the world. He's a guy who never should have tried Red Bull because he likes it way too much not to drink it every day the rest of his life, and a guy who caught a ride with Brent after school to go talk about his favorite records and screw around with a borrowed guitar.

Before There Was A Name: It begins with two. Saturation: Jon decides it’s time to grow up. Even if that means living out of his car in Las Vegas. Standing Right Outside Your Door: Christmas-y AU. “Brendon,” Frank said slowly, “you’re not really considering making a life-changing decision based off a Will Ferrell movie, are you?” Brendon is an elf, tired of living at the North Pole, so he escapes to the least Christmas-like place he can think of…

Ray is just a normal dude working a normal job and teaching guitar on the side, but the weird thing is he totally decorates like an old lady, and is a collector of elephants. But he's not embarrassed about this AT ALL, he's totally proud of it, and he likes to show people when they come visit and tell the stories of where he got them all. So naturally, when normal dude Bob falls in love with him, Bob totally brings him an elephant the day they get engaged. So Ray doesn't get an engagement RING, he gets a totally badass engagement elephant.

Um, Daemons! at the Disco! Or something. In other words, an AU set within the general timeframe of Panic's Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour.