She asked for Bob/Gerard, angst and happy endings and porn, and something based off of this quote: “If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.” - Bertrand Russell.

In which Gerard loves Bob, I make fun of the sweet little dudes a lot, and Gerard and Frank share a nice moment.

Bob was never exactly certain how he and Patrick ended up sharing an apartment in LA.

Prison AU.

In which Bob Bryar gets a real job, grows up a little, puts the drums aside, becomes a touring sound engineer, drinks too much, repeatedly goes against his better judgment, hooks up with Jepha, gets sucked in by the earnestness of My Chem's message, is dumped by Jepha, joins MCR, develops an inconvenient crush on Brian Schechter, nearly dies, and says something he's been meaning to say for awhile.

AU. Ray Toro is a girl, Rae, but MCR is still just MCR.

Bob Bryar is a man of mystery, even Frank says so. What if there was a reason for his reticence?

Have you ever noticed that Frank's kind of...

Gerard stared. Frank bounced, grinning. "Do you even know anything about it? I mean, have you ever actually--" Frank's hands flew into the air. "Science project! That's the whole point! Learning something!"

"You know who else kiss each other all the time, Frank? People who are dating."

Bob. Frank. Worm. and entirely too many puppies.

I chose Cinderella for my movie. This story is set before My Chemical Romance formed, say 2000.

They say that The Event changed everything. All living and non living things changed in that one instant. And were still changing. Before New Orleans had drawn all kinds of people to it. Some hidden siren’s song that was a mix of old, new and dark. All of it, the melodies and harmonies of the city itself, held together with the weave of magic.

It was not long after this conversation (and the subsequent conversations that involved copious use of the words 'cockslut' and 'bottom Bob') that the members of My Chemical Romance (sans Bob, naturally) decided to throw Bob a surprise gangbang party.

Bob gets turned into a vampire while touring with The Used. He’d like to say weirder things happened, but that pretty much took the cake.

Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.

Sex tape

For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.

Gerard and Mikey and Pete, and the combinations thereby implied.

"Hey, Ma," Mikey says. "No, everything's fine—well, I mean, Gerard accidentally adopted a baby—no, he's changing her now, he can't talk." Gerard flips him off, but Mikey just settles further into the couch. Gerard pouts, then looks up at Frank. "Frankie," he says, and Frank shakes his head. "Sorry, man," he says. "But as the one sane person on this entire bus, I'm pretty sure my official job is to watch and laugh."

White House AU.

The whole thing starts after their second CD comes out and Pete discovers there are entire Livejournal communities named after him.

The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can't actually see her at first. He's twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.

Ray turns into a girl.

In which Bob turns into a three-year-old and Mikey loses his shit.

Bob's just moved from Chicago to Jersey, leaving behind his drumset, his friends, and more importantly, himself. It feels like a new beginning when he steps into his high school and into the arms of a new group of friends. He doesn't think it could get any better until he meets Frank, who forces him to re-examine himself and his ideas about the people around him.

Bob is the third wheel. Set a few years in the future.

This is the master listing for Not a Pretty Girl, the Girl!Bob 'verse. Features My Chem and Brian Schechter, with appearances by members of The Used and some random others along the way. This is a gen series with a few references to a couple of het encounters.

It's no surprise that there's someone else in the bed.

The Fourth of July has turned into the fifth of July, and Pete's alone. He had fallen asleep on the couch at some point, tired out from weeks of his insomnia being as bad as it ever gets, plus the sunshine, plus chasing people around all day with a water gun, plus having a couple beers.

Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he's totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he'd see just how badass Bob totally is.

Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact...yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard's shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.

"So, okay." Ray takes a deep breath, lets it out slow and careful. "You're saying that you two are, what, hermaphrodites?" "Not hermaphrodites," Gerard says. "Just - sometimes we're guys, and sometimes we're girls, you know?"

‘The Way Brothers have all my favorite things--incest, prettiness, violence, wild habits, religious overtones, and unconventional family dynamics cemented by emotional bonds. All they need is guns.’

Teacher!fic

Gerard moves to Portland.

In which Gerard Way safeguards the very fabric of space and time.

recs

She's actually looking for Pirates of the Caribbean when she finds the other DVD.

"We all have to take jobs we don't like sometimes, you know?"

God, Jamia loves Frank.

Too much of the weight of writing a new album falls on Toro, and they all know it; they all worry, but it’s easy to forget, when Ray shoulders the burden and loses himself in the music and never asks anyone for help. “I’ll go talk to him,” Bob says quietly.

Multipairing, bandomwide high school for the arts AU

Everyone on the tour jokes about it: oh, Frank's in heat.

Author of "The Third Wheel"

Author of the - Mickey/Gee "Mists of Avalon" - fic.

Art majors AU

For the first week after Mikey leaves the Paramour, he doesn't answer his phone.

Fucking Marion Zimmer Bradley should come with a warning label.