VIIVIII Sephiroth is not a mess easily cleaned up. In their Garden, the SeeDs find themselves with two new problems on their hands: a psychotic, silver haired mass murderer, and Cloud Strife, determined to finish what Jenova started.

At the end of Advent Children, Cloud is offered a choice.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. If he wants to save the world, there's a person who has to die.

Mako still gives you tentacles. And how.

Fighters and Sacrifices.

Zack has the best worst ideas.

You're my best friend now. So you know." A collection of comical short stories about Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth while they were working for Shin-Ra.

With one action, an overwhelmed Cloud Strife changes the course of history in Nibelheim. It doesn't really get better for him.

Mrs. Strife fixes, well, not everything, but what she can. ShinRa is not so self-observant as to notice. The Energy Crisis is not resolved, but will somehow be fixed at some future point. Cloud Strife won't have to go back in time in this 'verse. Turks have a terrible sense of humor.

There are things he doesn't remember. Some of which he knows.

Sephiroth's life before everything goes black.

Cloud's kind of a dork and so is Sephiroth and they keep on having late night showers together, and it should be weird and awkward (like puberty) but it isn't. There's also a pillow fight.

He heard a saying a long time ago: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." He refused to think it applied to Cloud, for he was an enemy and Sephiroth didn't have the heart.

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