Mafia AU where Frank is the muscle, Mikey is next in line and Bob's the police officer investigating them.

Various bandom men in slash parings at lamaze classes.

*Quidditch? “Sir. I’m certain there is something more …pertinent I could be assigned to. Perhaps I could simply work out of the steno pool.”* Percy is not happy with his new job.

Harry's got a little crush on an Order member, and Bill's starting to think it isn't a half-bad idea.

Things get complicated when it's not just 'our world' and 'everything outside our world' anymore.

Frank and Mikey get turned into vampires and Frank's not sure he can deal with being a monster.

This was written for the first round of the Perposterice "Summeries"-based crack ficfest, using Prompt 116: Hermione and Draco become head boy and girl stuff happens! I'm fairly certain this was missing a semicolon between "girl" and "stuff," but it's more fun with a comma before the "and!" Cross-posted by request.

So once upon a time I said, "I want Brendon with corset piercings,"

"So I've been having these weird dreams," Spencer says casually, because it's increasingly obvious that nobody else is going to speak up.

This is the slavefic. Boys in cages. AU. EPIC hurt/comfort (~200,000 words.) You have been warned. As [info]seimasin put it: this story definitely cannot be summed up in 100 words or less. Unless those words are "slaves! and shooting! and running! and angsting! and kissing! and more angsting! and a bunch of kids named Alex! did we mention the angst?

Jon and Spencer own a flower shop in a small town, and when the town’s pastor dies, Brendon comes to live with them and take over the job. Summerville’s full of people in love, and Brendon’s not immune to the town’s charms himself – when they’re in the form of a certain Sunday school teacher.

"You bought a love potion." Brendon's voice piped up out of nowhere, and Spencer would've rolled his eyes had he not been so unbelievably turned on.

Inspired by the "Desolation Row" video. Basically my first thought (once I was able to THINK again, that is) after watching it was...'there needs to be fic where Bob is in handcuffs and blows the other four guys in turn.' So then I told everybody (because I *am* that stupid) that I was gonna write it blah blah so I would have no choice BUT to write it. That's the only way I get things done, it seems.

He wasn't quite finished yet, but they were working on that. [NaruSasuSaku] [threesome] [oneshot]

Pairing: Raven/Robin/Starfire Summary: Robin never wanted to choose between Starfire and Raven; they'd decided he doesn't have to.

Before There Was A Name: It begins with two. Saturation: Jon decides it’s time to grow up. Even if that means living out of his car in Las Vegas. Standing Right Outside Your Door: Christmas-y AU. “Brendon,” Frank said slowly, “you’re not really considering making a life-changing decision based off a Will Ferrell movie, are you?” Brendon is an elf, tired of living at the North Pole, so he escapes to the least Christmas-like place he can think of…

Bizarre zombie/vampire hybrids attack, Gerard is sad because no one will take it seriously, Pete hits on Jon, Brendon and Frank giggle at each other, and Joe and Ray have a hair-off. \o/

"She's—like, on the one hand she's totally been shaped by the bullshit culture of celebrity out here, but she has this thing where she just—she fucking owns it, you know? She makes it part of her." He runs his finger around the rim of his coffee cup like he's trying to make it sing. "I'm glad you like her, though." Patrick shrugs. "I just hope she likes me, you know?" "Well," Pete says, "duh," like it's just that easy.

from the very beginning, slowly at first but always steadily growing towards more, they touched. So much and eventually so without thought that they never had to wonder why it felt wrong when they didn’t, because that itself happened so infrequently.

gay chicken turns into group sex

Five minutes in a classroom with Uchiha Sasuke and Naruto knows he’s fucked for the rest of high school. And not because of the going-to-have-to-kill-him-behind-the-gym-later bastard who knocks him into a liplock with King Bastard and gets every girl in the class on his ass; it’s because of Haruno Sakura and her thin cotton dress with the painted-on jeans underneath. She has this sweet look to her with her cute clothes and long baby-pink hair and polished toes, but the one time he caught her eyes the soft spring-green of them went hard like jade and he could’ve come in his fucking jeans at just the sight. She is the most damn beautiful girl in the world and the moment she gets within ten feet of Uchiha Sasuke she turns into nothing but this simpering piece of bubblegum just begging to get chewed up and spat out.

A story about the benefits of cultural exchange, contraception, the downsides to television stardom, and what counts as pre-watershed in the Pegasus galaxy.

Sequel to An Unholy Union. In Darkness Falls, the boys have to make the difficult choice of saving Dean by vamping him. Can they keep him from completely going to the darkside before they can get him re-ensouled, like Spike? (Spike/Dean/Sam)(Slash)

A new prophecy sends Anita Blake and crew to Sunnydale

Those five generations of military Granger's are all well and good. The big family secret? Well, the original Granger's are descended from the Turner line, those Turners.

Basically the buffy/angel verse people who didn't get to go to Atlantis, each are stand alones. Lots of Slash. I may have rated up a little bit.

Xander, now a were-leopard and a primal Hyena queen, is pulled deep into Vampire politics. Even with the trusty scoobies by his side, he is in for one heck of a ride. Slash Asher/Spike/Xan

Jon Walker and his boywives, a Big Love AU. Warnings; Contains polygamy, lots of religious discussions and thoughts and what could be seen as an unfavorable view towards The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

You want to be with them, before, behind, between, above, below. Licked and bitten, sucked and petted. You want to soak your face with her flowing honey and drink his man-rejoicing wine. You think about them at war, at council, while ruling on matters great and petty.

NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up naked together anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? threesome, not triangle. With plot! COMPLETE

Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku, humor, implied pervy. bisexuality.

An unfortunate accident with a demonic portal dumps Faith, Duo Maxwell, and Uchiha Sasuke into a hell dimension. Knowing these three, things can only get worse from there. [Crossover: BtVS, Gundam Wing, and Naruto] WIP

Trunks writes an essay about his family...much to the disbelief of a certain teacher. WARNING: mentions of Yaoi and Yuri

sometimes two and two is eventually three.

Bob isn't especially surprised when Frank calls his hotel room at just after midnight to ask if he wants to come hang out.

"You hate fun, don't you?" Ashlee asked, leaning her head against her arms at the side of the pool. "That's really what this is. You are a hater of fun, in all forms."

He doesn't know how to tell them that he doesn't want to be one of the men, standing and jeering -- he wants to take the place of the girl, quietly kneeling, eyes closed and face upraised.

When Gerard realizes that he’ll never get with Lyn-Z after his friends let him know she’s into girls, there’s only one possible course of action: dress in drag and join her punk rock Dolly Parton cover band in hopes of wooing her. High school AU.

He's cozy-drunk when Gabe leans over and says, lazily, "Dude, have I ever had you try some of that shit I got in Arizona?"

Joe puts his money where his mouth is.

Written for the big Bottom!Jon Meme. "It was different with Tom and Mike."

Brendon watches in a mildly horrified fashion as Spencer lifts the poster off the ground, his forehead crinkling as he looks it over. He thinks miserably about how all his plans for coolness are flying out the window as he sits there. He’s just about to resign himself to another four years of being shoved into lockers (or whatever the slightly snobby college equivalent is – Brendon shudders to think), but all Spencer says is “Huh.” Brendon doesn’t say anything, so Spencer starts reading out loud. “’Auditions are being held this weekend, the 29th and 30th of September, for the student drama society’s production of The History Boys.’ Cool.”

If this was happening on the bus instead of in front of thirty fangirls, each of whom is guaranteed to have an internet connection, it would be hysterical.

# Summary: phylogeny: (noun) 1. the sequence of events involved in the evolutionary development of a species or group of organisms, 2. the history or course of the development of something. # Excerpt: Silence falls, a waiting sort of silence, as if it's still unfinished, more yet to be said. "With these words," Jon says finally, slowly, feeling out the words as he says them, "and with these rings, with the sun and moon and stars as our witness, we commit ourselves to our future together, as a family."

Fallen Angels!! My favorite thing ever!(seriously , you can ask my bff, I sort of have an obsession with them) This one is a little dark too, and turns some religious ideals on their ear, ( something else I am quite fond of!) Need more? How about a band with the Way brothers and Ryan Ross and Spencer Smith (could you die? ) I don't have the words for this, just that it grabbed ahold of me and wouldn't let go for a long long time.

Yeah, honestly, Jon Walker totally is that kind of guy. He just doesn't know it yet.

Truckstops and Statelines and boyfriends, etc.

It's never a good idea to believe everything you read on the internet.

When drunk, Chekov admits that he loves sucking cock... right before he passes out. Kirk and McCoy are very intrigued and neither can get the thought out of their heads for the next few days. Yay for UST before the sex!

Kirk/Spock - On an away mission, they have to have...relations and Uhura has to tell them what to do.