“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward

I'm glad it turned out like this, it's better this way

"I don't want it. I don't like it. I don't want to wear it. Take it off."

Eliot always ends up playing the broken guys when they grift

There are things you get used to, living alone and working alone.

Eliot Spencer had been living in the world of the supernatural longer than most people had the good sense to.

Darren's still not used to this whole "internet celebrity" thing. Especially when actual celebrities are also your fans.

Just a bit of silly fluff in the "walk into a bar" vein.

You can take the boy out of the country, but not the country out of the boy. Or, Eliot takes the new kid, Alec, under his wing and helps him around school on his first day.

Eliot likes women. He also likes Hardison. Let there be angst. And sex. And romance, but don't tell Eliot...

There is a right way, a wrong way, and then there is a geeky way.

From the fratboy!Arthur universe. What the title says.

As a half-Vulcan, Spock never expects to imprint. It's rare enough for a full-blooded Vulcan to imprint, so why should he have it easy? But he does imprint – on the delinquent who sabotaged his Kobayashi Maru. And everything he once knew is about to change.

Burt discovers what else Kurt keeps in his hope chest. Sorry, Burt.

Seven people and events that shaped James Kirk into the captain he was meant to be, and one that made no difference at all.

Whatever it is hits him before he even has a chance to react and then just as quickly it's over. He doesn't know what it is, all he knows is that its grip was so tight that his bones snapped like sticks from the pressure.

“Hello, Kurt,” The man who addressed him was sitting in a wheelchair and had kind eyes that seemed to pierce him. His voice had a calming timbre and he had an aura of authority around him. “My name is Charles Xavier.”

Will never did learn to like Chinese food that much. He did always like the fortune cookies though, even if sometimes they seemed to be secretly mocking him.

Puck and Santana are more alike than they want to show.

All drag artists are created equal (but some are more equal than others)

Puck’s still got a first time he can give Kurt. At least he can if a) Puck can get him to understand that, b) Puck doesn’t fuck up, and c) if the prissy little shit’ll stop treating Puck like a fucking girl and just take it.

“It’s funny coming from you about Kurt being manipulative and pushy. Maybe he really is and he’s done things in the past. I don’t know. But all you’ve done since we’ve met is push me into doing stuff. You made me join glee club, you kept me from singing with Kurt, now you’re freaking out because I might be going out with Quinn.

““Sorry, some people think that I should come with a disclaimer. But a sign around my neck would clash with my outfits. So… I’m gay.”

A newly reconciled Burt and Finn set about finding the one thing that will make their new family complete: a boyfriend Kurt.

It started as a vacation with Sora showing them the worlds he had visited. They were just three teenagers traveling together and having fun. Pretending to be normal. The trouble came when they tried to go home. Normal isn't for them. SoraxRiku

"Yes, yes, I'm entirely familiar with the concept of 'take one for the team' – but excuse me if I hadn't anticipated the necessity for it here!"

Rodney and Ronon exchange lies and truths on the Wraith ship. Rodney loses track of which is which.

“Call if you need me,” Arthur says, “and I’ll come.”

You know of those stories where the transporter sends Kirk or Spock careening into another universe where everything is weird? Well, this isn't one of those. No, this is the story where the transporter makes everything weird in its own universe. Though it skipped the gender-change trope. No, this is a new one. Add on sex, political negotiations, angry admirals, and an unexpected marriage and things get quite complicated.

Sybok finds Spock in the aftermath of Vulcan's destruction. Meanwhile, Starfleet's recruiting like they have a war on their hands. If he can have free baking privileges, get closer to the heart of the galaxy, and help Spock - well, why not?

Troy's not the only person who's not himself the summer between junior and senior year, some people just hide it better. A Chad and Ryan bodyswap story.

Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes. While Iruka begins to deal with it, Kakashi still has... doubts.

To keep up the village's appearance, Tsunade arranged a few marriages. 3 years later, some marriages are working, others aren't going so well. Meanwhile, Orochimaru's interests turn toward a Konoha nin other than Sasuke.

“How else do you get a deaf person’s attention short of throwing something or stomping on the ground?” - Roni Puckerman just wants her family to get through this.

Burt Hummel means something to everyone. Even the ones you might not think of.

Ummm, cracktastic? Normally I write long, plotty fic with angst. Here you get tackle hugs, streaking and penis-shaped cookies. IDEK. I blame Dalton Academy, quite honestly… I feel ashamed. Beta'd by the incomparable [info]dolimir_k, so don't blame her.

The slow walk down the hall to Principal Figgins’ office has to be the longest walk of David Karofsky’s life.

Wes had a horrible nightmare. David needs to know about it. STAT.