Phil Coulson Is Not a SHIELD Recruiter (Except for Special Cases)
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/668290] - - public:opalsong
Sometimes normal people have interactions with the Avengers that are more than just running, screaming, or getting rescued. When that happens, SHIELD has paperwork. Phil Coulson is very familiar with that paperwork. SHIELD has very, very strange employment interviews that occasionally involve flying Roombas, and Phil Coulson is not a SHIELD recruiter