All of Us All
Tula cannot force conviction where it does not exist, but she tries.
Tula cannot force conviction where it does not exist, but she tries.
I know my friends and I (and maybe you guys too) will sometimes have fake relationships going on, like if we get into a joking argument I'll tell her I want a divorce. (Usually several times, resulting in multiple divorces and no marriages.) Other times we'll talk about how I cheated on her because she didn't satisfy me emotionally, as I want children and she does not, etc. I do this with multiple people. I want the whole YJ team to talk to each other like this (jokingly) and have the JL members catch them. It doesn't even have to be to this level, maybe member A refers to member B as their boy/girlfriend/wife/husband. Maybe they just refer to other team members as "baby" or "dear" whenever their mentor shows up.
Teenage boys experience embarrassing erections at the most inappropriate times. The Young Justice boys are no exception. Run with it anon. Run your pervy or not so pervy little heart out. Extra love for writer anon if one time is during training with Black Canary.
The team disappears on a mission. They go to some alternate dimension, a place where they have to grown up quickly. The Justice League searches for them to no avail and finally it’s time to “bury” their children, and move on. (I’m talking a considerably amount of time has passed, like eight years.) Then, one day they just return. They don’t talk about what happened during those years they were gone, but their families know something happened. Anon!Writer doesn’t have to write out anything horrible, I just want to see major bonding between everyone and them readjusting to their lives.
Young Justice are left alone for a weekend while all of the Justice League are doing important things. They get bored and decide that it's time to party. (Either they party at Mount Justice or they The point is, they get drunk. Then start doing body shoots off one another, making out, laughing, dancing, having sex with each other. Bonus points: The Mentors show up the next morning and find their children in very awkward situation.
Batman gets heartily, heartily sick of Superman's attitude towards Superboy and decides to take drastic action - he takes the kid under his own wing and helps to train him alongside with Robin. Superboy ends up being part of the 'Batfamiy', with Robin sometimes calling him 'Bro' during YJ missions. And then when Superman finally gets his head out of his ass and comes to try to teach Superboy, he has to first pass the Batfamily's tests to see if he is worthy of Superboy. Because Bats take care of their own.
Everyone knew that Robin and Kid Flash were close friends. Extremely close friends. But no one really realized just how close of friends they were until the night Megan decided she wanted to host a movie sleepover at the Cave.
Wally is totally not gay. Neither is Dick. So it's totally not gay if they practice being good boyfriends with each other, right?
It's a long way back from Bialya, and they've had an even longer day.
(Prompt: MtF anybody. I'd like one of our boys [here Robin] to actually be a girl, and nobody knows that and she can't "pass" like she'd want to, even if she gets ahold of hormones and is on them no one can tell some sudden difference.) "It's stupid. If she doesn't want to tell them, why does she want them to notice?"
Dick's been waiting seven years to stick his tongue down Wally's throat, but now he's got a plan. Sort of.
After Martha Kent learns she has a grandson, well, she's not going to just stay sitting down, no sir.
Being that Robin is from Gotham, Batman's protégé, she had expected that he would be the one who'd take the longest to convince about her being in the team.
Superboy likes sleeping in Robin's bed, even when he has nightmares.
Barry says, “Maybe we should have gotten the lovebirds their own table,” and that’s the point where Dick can’t take it anymore. In which there are fake relationships, bro codes, schemes and surprisingly supportive mentors. Oh, and some cupcakes.
For Wally's 21st birthday, they play spin the bottle.
They’ve met numerous times before Tim finally meets Kon.
Tim and Kon get popped into Earth-16. Their visit is brief, but, has quite the impact.
Megan is given a great deal of advice on how to deal with Wally. All it does is remind her of the fact that nobody on Earth speaks like she does, and that her body is not her own.
(Prompt: So I just have to twist Robin's cute little laugh into something darker. He laughs like that because he's been overexposed in the past to the Joker's toxin. It's usually no big deal, because most of the time he's got his anti-toxin inhaler. But while on a mission he forgets it and has a fit.) "Robin knows Batman kind of hates it when he laughs."
Written for a YJ_anon_meme prompt which asked for LGBT characters struggling with coming out. Dick and Alfred have a talk, and there are cookies.
Every villain has a favorite. It's practically a rule.
Wally walks in on Artemis taking care of a little business, and the dinner date gets put on hold.
The Line in the Sand (DA:I; Gen) - For ME! Metamorphosis (DA:I; Iron Bull; Dorian) - For Me!! the sound of your breath in the cold (YOI; Yuuri/Victor) - For Me! Calendar Boy (GW; 1x2) - For Me! Worst Weekend Ever (DCU/BtVS; Tim/Kon) Exclusive (MCU; gen) you would take the breath from my throat (Leverage; OT3) Gimme Love (Leverage; OT3) Bluebird (ST; K/S) a natural progression (Hockey; Sid/Geno) any time you're needing me (Hockey/Check PLease!; Bitty/Jack) how does a penguin build his house? (Hockey; Sid/Geno) royally flushed (YJ; Artemis/Wally) You and Your Stupid Face (DCU; Tim/Roy) Quote the Matrix (DCU; Tim/Jason) I Need a Good Tentacle Joke (YJ; Kaldur/Kon) Sister Knows Best (DCU; Tim/Jason) - croc Road Rage Robin (DCU; gen) these lines of lightning (DCU; Tim/Jason) TV taught me how to feel (YJ; Artemis/M'gann) Soliloquy (DCU; gen) Partners (DCU/YJ; Tim/Roy)
Closed Windows, Open Doors (DCU; Tim/Jason)- FOR ME! Chances (DCU; Tim/Kon) - FOR ME! it takes a house, a village (DCU; Tim/Jason) Parenting: A Guide By Bruce Wayne (DCU; gen) - sunfish we sure know how to run free (DCU; gen) Timfestation (DCU; gen) This Ain't Your Daddy's Day Job (YJ; gen) Christmas Morning (DCU; gen) Zombie Invasions are Boring, Let's Play Video Games Instead (DCU; gen) Hollywood (DCU; gen) Positive reinforcement (DCU; gen) Storge (DCU; Tim/Kon) The F-Word (DCU; gen) The Taking Down a Douche Job (Leverage; OT3) The DIY Family Job (Leverage; OT3) How about 5 times the Leverage team interacted with superheroes (Leverage/DCU; gen) Take a Bite of my Heart Tonight (Leverage; OT3) not entirely accurate (Leverage; OT3) mine own and not mine own (Shakespeare; Multi) laura barton's halfway house for wayward trauma survivors (MCU; Clint/Laura) Hunting Party (Avatar; gen) Oh Baby, Baby (TW; Stiles/Danny) You (do) know you want to call (me, don't you?) (DA:I; Dorian/Cullen) Suspicious Minds (DA:I; Iron Bull/Dorian)
So Artemis Crock is a princess now, apparently. (A Princess Diaries AU.)
Kaldur has a question; the rest of the team does not exactly have answers.
"If he doesn't kill you," X answers, "He makes you stronger."
"You're fucking with me." Tim blinks up at his uncle – and he's never seen his uncle in full armor before, not in person. It's kind of daunting. "Please tell me you're fucking with me, spawn."
(Prompt: M'gann realizing she's what humans call a lesbian.) "School mostly seems to consist of complicated social gatherings she enjoys challenging herself to keep up with, interspersed with highly specific displays of affection between couples. They appear very particular about who is paired with who on that planet, she thinks as she watches raptly."