[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6657511] - 2025-10-21 20:00:21 - public:opalsong

Fandom:StarTrek, Type:PodFic, time:10:00-30:00, site:AO3, rating:pg-13, quality:unrated, pairing:gen, fanwork, fandom:terminator, author:Signe, fandom:spn, fandom:sga, Fandom:Merlin, Fandom:HP, extra:humour, extra:fivethings, extra:crossover, creator:blackglass - 18 | id:1528603 -

"His life's a fucking space opera. And not even the erotic type that airs on New HBO. No, it's the animated comic type where the captain goes splat against the wall every episode and the pointy-eared bastard quirks his pointy eyebrow and steps on the captain's flattened remains."