"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

Insane Journal account

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact...yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard's shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.

Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he's totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he'd see just how badass Bob totally is.

Fics of the Week

Rodney McKay, raised by a pod of telepathic whales. John Sheppard, mage with fae blood. Teyla Emmagan, rune-scientist. Ronon Dex, winged soldier. On the waystation of Atlantis, they're about to become embroiled in an age-old war against a brutal enemy.

None of them were made for this bureaucratic nightmare, but they couldn't just leave the people of Pegasus to twist in the wind. That wasn't why they were here. Pairing McKay/Sheppard, Dex/Keller, Lorne/Zelenka (if you squint)

When John Sheppard's father dies, he finds himself faced with an estranged brother, runaway Replicators, and a budding relationship with the ever-complex, frequently annoying Rodney McKay. There is only so much a guy can take before reaching his breaking point.

After a meeting of the minds in a bar in Colorado Springs, John and Rodney embark on some family visits. Driving, drinking and other fun activities ensue.

“What does he think we are, Fine Arts majors?” Rodney demanded.

Team Sheppard goes to the Olympics.

Gender identity crises, sneaking into physics seminars, daring rescue schemes, and the complicated relationship between sex and eating. Oh, plus they're all insects (and one arachnid).

Rodney tells Santa what he wants for Christmas. Twenty years later, he finally gets it.

Atlantis was a neutral colony before it became a prison camp, split between the mainland facilities and the ocean bound city itself for the war criminals and those convicted of crimes against humanity.

Despite being accompanied to the Pegasus Galaxy by a ridiculously hot one-eyed man, Rodney had been home for nearly two weeks without getting laid.

Don, Everything's fine. Don't worry about me. I'm having a great time. Charlie

"God, life is so unfair. I find what appears to be the sole personal teleportation device in the city, it decides it likes you, and what do you do with it? Save the city with a stunning feat of bravery and tactical prowess? No. You don't even bring me coffee--you use it to increase your repertoire of juvenile humour with a prank that three-year-olds have been carrying off successfully without teleportation probably for centuries."

Rodney wakes up to an unexpected morning after. Rodney/Xander SLASH

A story about the benefits of cultural exchange, contraception, the downsides to television stardom, and what counts as pre-watershed in the Pegasus galaxy.

Harlequin AU (no Stargate). Kaleb's long gone, Jeannie's got a career, Madison has problems, Rodney's got Inner Power!, and Sheppard. . . is pretty much the same. Warnings: reference to the verbal abuse of a child and physical violence; Ford and Jeannie misbehave

Basically the buffy/angel verse people who didn't get to go to Atlantis, each are stand alones. Lots of Slash. I may have rated up a little bit.

Shorts on the subject of legends. Multiple pairings, multiple crossovers. No warnings so far.

Short series of Faith FFA's, variations on a theme. Crossovers thus far include House, M.D., Boston Legal, and SGA

AU: SGA meets Bravo's Project Runway

Atlantis may adore John, but her subroutines love Rodney.

Of all the ways Rodney McKay had imagined fucking John Sheppard...never had a single fantasy included both an audience and taking turns with his teammates.

Nestra: Hth deftly sets up this crossover, and it's completely believable. It'll make you love Gunn all over again.

A spell meant to help goes horribly wrong. Xander is left to deal with the consequences. He must succeed or die trying. Series will have angst, dark situations, violence, character deaths, and slash. Created solely to feed the need for more Xander/Rodney.

Earth is gone, lost to the Ori and Atlantis has to take a hard look at how to survive now that they're on their own.