Yukiko has seen Revolutionary Girl Utena, and is not a fan.

Yosuke is a stray, and has always been pretty certain he didn't need a human or a pack of other dogs to look out for him. But when he takes too many risks in pursuit of a good time and lands himself in the pound, that choice -- and a lot of others -- gets taken away from him.

He looks in the hotel room's full-length mirror and what he sees is...a girl he'd totally hit on if he didn't know any better. He tries winking at his reflection. It looks really flirty, and he sort of wonders if it always does.

The meeting with Yosuke's Shadow goes in a different direction when he turns his eyes on Souji (it's a direction that involves porn).

Naoto doesn't like the hat her daughter's wearing. Or the boy's uniform. But especially that hat.

Utena series spoilers. Chie is the prince, Yukiko is the princess, and Souji is whoever you want him to bed. ... I mean, be.

The Amagi Inn is really just a front for a seedier and considerably less wholesome crime group. But they both bring income into the town, so it's okay. ... Maybe.

Yukiko is a yandere, and the only thing keeping Inaba safe is Chie. God bless.

On Naoto's first trip to the TV, she tries to infer what her teammates' shadows were like based on their dungeons.

The fog in the bathhouse is a slow-acting aphrodisiac.

Rise drags Naoto out shopping.

Souji walks in on Nanako and her boyfriend having sex. A discussion about groceries ensues.

A conversation about their personal habits leads Souji to prove to the team that he's just as capable of being dirty as they are.

The girls make the boys wear lacy thongs under their outfits during the crossing pageant and some of them handle it better than others.

Naoto and Chie talk and bond a bit.

Chie and Naoto relax in their tree house. It may or may not be shaped like a UFO.

Kou and Daisuke come to a few realizations in three months’ time.

For fun one day, Rise talks them into doing a crime-scene photoshoot.

Because of a dare, Kanji meets a familiar face at a nightclub. Kink Bingo, for the square "rubbing/grinding." September 2010.

"I'm not like that," Yosuke says, even though his dick isn't listening.

Tentacles: now part of the dungeon. Kink Bingo, for the square "tentacles." September 2010.

They've sort of been dating. Maybe. A little. And Kanji has something important to say.

Quality time. With Rise.

In which Kanji realizes that maybe his senpai aren't as clever as he first thought they were.

Like any good friend would, Souji helps Yosuke crossdress.

Letting their guard down inside the TV was a stupid move, and now Souji has to try get things under control while Yosuke deals with the effects of a Shadow's new attack.

Yosuke and Kanji defend Souji's honor because it turns out none of them are very popular.

A collection of phone calls placed by one Yosuke Hanamura.