CRAAAAAACK! Potential Valdemar AUs

In which Troy decides what he wants to be when he grows up, battles the ice cube of sadness, bakes some cookies, and figures some things out about feelings.

Includes many hugs. Probably canon. Troy hugs Abed sometimes, and Abed doesn't really mind, so that's cool.

Abed proposes while they rewatch Star Wars. Series

Troy and Abed discover slash.

Abed leaves a message for Annie and Troy. Complicated film theory, and three revelations (of which only one is surprising), lie therein.

Talking about Farscape can be dangerous.

Includes many hugs. Probably canon.

“I got behind when we were all Claymation,” Abed told Troy. His laptop clicked open, lighting his face in a bluish alien glow. “So I’m finishing my last Yuletide treat tonight.” Abed's movies about the study group have become a Yuletide fandom, and he's finishing up one last story for Troy.

Abed's hand tingles slightly, like he can still feel the pressure of the pen tip on his skin.

"So, okay, Britta," Annie says, "this thing you gave me is seriously just a scrap of ripped looseleaf that says 'IOU one shopping spree at A Woman's Touch.' I do not even know what that is." Britta does an excited little leap in the air and claps her hands. "It's me deciding to help you discover your true womanhood."

"Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

"Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

It happens slowly enough for Abed to get used to the idea.

The study group finds a new show to watch: MTV's Teen Wolf.

In a world where it is possible to extract information from dreams, some people use technology in ridiculous ways.

Troy and Abed meet the in-laws.

Troy and Abed meet the in-laws.

Greendale receives two last-minute transfers and Jeff doesn't get jealous. At all.

Seven and Ace hang out with Troy and Abed.

Annie, Troy, and Abed bake a pie and have sex. I have no idea why it's eleven thousand words.

Troy and Abed move in together on August 15th, but Abed doesn't really get a sense for the pattern until late September.

They've never been evil before.

The Inspector is famously thought of as asexual; the Anti-Inspector is . . . not. Abed likes to play both roles.

Britta decides Abed and Troy should be honest with the group about their relationship.

The group gets an assignment and Abed gets a clue

"Hey, Abed?" Annie said. "Are you and Troy having secret sex?"

"Annie, there's been a wardrobe emergency," Britta says seriously. Annie looks up from her lab bench and gasps. "I'll say," she says, a moment later.

It occurs to Troy one day that a lot of Abed's films involve the two of them having sex.

Troy gets an early copy of a mysterious Beta game that he insists the whole study group plays with him. (Featuring PICTURES)

There are reports of shadowy forces and a copycat Batman in Colorado. Batgirl is sent to investigate, and in the process discovers a new friend, a co-dependent study group, and a place that rivals Arkham Asylum for sheer lunacy.

"They can see us," Abed says calmly. As if he's just figuring it out.

For the prompt: "Troy takes control of the Dreamatorium one day and enacts a fantasy that he wants."

“Maybe Superman just really likes Batman more than the girls,” Abed says, noting more things on his clipboard. Or: plans, not-plans, and a science project involving colorful hermit crabs.

Three times where Abed and Troy share an unexpected moment.

Britta decides Abed and Troy should be honest with the group about their relationship.

Random telepathy, human blankets, pinnacle life experiences and the best way to spend a Halloween.

Abed finds a little bundle of joy on his doorstep. A montage happens.

Troy really, really likes robots.

Abed turns another page and says, "Ask me."

For the crossdressing square of my KB 2011 card.

Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as "jumping the shark." Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is optional.

Abed made the announcement two weeks before the semester ended. "I'm transferring," he said placidly, and the conversation around the room came to an abrupt halt. "Come again?" Jeff said flatly, slouched back in his seat. "I'm transferring," Abed repeated. "I got into the NYU film school, and they're taking most of my Greendale credits so I'm moving to New York this summer."

It wasn't so much a matter of figuring out how to ask, Troy had already done that by accident.

Abed only wants to be tied up when he's Batman. Annie only wants to do the tying when she's Annie. Troy's up for anything, especially if it involves butts, nipples, or kissing. Best. Scene. Ever?

Jeff could explain it all but with Abed, he doesn't have to.

“Damn it!” Troy shouted. He pushed out of his chair and slammed the mouse down on the desk, attracting the attention of the rest of the class. “I don’t even know what ‘dysentery’ is!” Some of the classes that Annie, Abed and Troy have taken together at Greendale over the years.

"Road trip," Abed says, nodding approvingly. "One car. Seven people. A country's worth of dramatic situations ripe for both comedy and tragedy."

Triangles are resolved and character roles are explored at La Casa de Trobed.

"And remember: Star-Burns died for your sins." Wherein wishes become a[n almost] daily phenomenon, rules are broken and re-negotiated, and Greendale continues to evolve around shifting student-body relationships. This picks up immediately after 4x01, effectively an alternate Season 4 (and everything thereafter, for that matter). Expect occasional additions (e.g. the recent arrival of #11).