The Not-So-Romantic Tale of the Swordsman and the Cook
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5728252] - - public:opalsong
…as witnessed, told, and suffered through by the Bravest Warrior of the Sea, Usopp. Sanji loves Zoro. Zoro loves Sanji. They are also, somehow, obliviously, infuriatingly, in an unrequited love with each other. Usopp thinks he can do something about it. He really should have had more self-preservation instinct than that.