Set post “Not Fade Away.” Spike and Angel have Shanshu’d and Giles brings together ‘The Men Behind the Slayers’ for a retreat.
Romance, intrigue, and distinctly bad prose are unleashed on Hogwarts when the identity of the mysterious Gertrude Perkins is finally revealed.
It's Harry's eighteenth birthday party, and he and Draco make drunken conversation which may lead to something more. Involves secret identities, autographs, kissing, tickling, and a bit of "Who's your daddy?" Slash.
As reported, by part of your foolish use of Magical Truth or Dare, the next Quidditch game will be conducted by the Gryffindor team in the buff.
Strife puzzles out the reason for his discontent and then attempts to fix the problem.
It's the summer before their sixth year, and James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are sitting around James' room, quite bored, until a mysterious object hits Peter in the head. It's a book called 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'. As they read it, they learn some interesting things...
One morning, Schuldig found he couldn't stop puking. It pissed him off, especially as he hadn't been drinking the night before. Red wine had given him heartburn for weeks, and even the thought of spirits made him -- he dived for the toilet again. He didn't get any sympathy either, just Crawford sneering at the mix of muesli, chocolate and chutney that had seemed so delicious recently, and Nagi running off to sulk just because Schuldig was veering between yelling tearfully at him and giggling over his stash of not-well-hidden porn. Above all, he wished Farfarello would stop calling him "Mary."
Bobby and Rogue are married and want to have a baby, but things don't turn out quite the way they planned.
It was not long after this conversation (and the subsequent conversations that involved copious use of the words 'cockslut' and 'bottom Bob') that the members of My Chemical Romance (sans Bob, naturally) decided to throw Bob a surprise gangbang party.
Yes, it's just what it sounds like. Inception meets Princess Bride. No one escapes unscathed.
Inception characters as My Little Ponies
The Full Metal Alchemist, of course, accepted his assignment with all the gravity due his station.
Waking up the morning after can be crazy for anyone, but when you’re a Loser…yeah, some shit went down.
Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.
Arinye wanted a Stargate SG1/Avatar xover. I've only watched the first few seasons of Stargate so... this takes place in season 2 of Stargate and Season 3 of Avatar. :)
"Adam has been a unicorn activist for four years and an honest to god recording artist for eight months when he goes to throw his trash in the dumpster one night and finds a baby unicorn hiding behind the recycling bin."
Souji walks in on Nanako and her boyfriend having sex. A discussion about groceries ensues.
Sometimes, Loki just doesn't think some of his plans through as much as he should. For example: He overhears one Tony Stark mentioning the thought of having kids terrifies him. Most people would think seducing Tony for the sole purpose of getting pregnant with his kid just for the Lolz would be going too far. Turns out, Tony is only terrified at first... once he gets used to the idea though... His fantastic awesome prank now backfired in his face, Loki wants to go pout (and maybe raise the little hellspawn a Loki/Tony combination is sure to be) and be miserable. Now, Tony has to seduce his Baby Mama to come back so they can raise their hellspawn together/in shared custody/not to be a evil magic-using, super genius (Good magic-using, super genius is fine though.) Bonus Points for Thor trying to get a shotgun wedding going.
From: Xander To: all Slayers Re: using the computers in the library
"There are a lot of things John hates about his job."
Written for the prompt: "My Little Pony/Avengers fusion. Pony porn, people! Any avenger!" Consider this your warning for hot pony on pony action.
So, my resolution to blog more! How about blogging hilarious TV? I have rarely seen TV more hilarious than Teen Wolf.
We can't all be werewolves.
the gang have to extract information from a sci-fi geek. yes, it is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds.
"Never trust a man with his own scale of hardness."
A crossover with Twilight. Yuusuke and crew must unearth the truth behind the Forks vampires. What adventures do they have in store? It's srs bizness, u gais.
So then, because he’s Hardison, he created a fandom.
Eliot is an Immortal. Everybody copes.
This story starts, as many of the greatest stories in history do, with a talking frog. You could argue that it starts sometime before that, with a vampire that's been turned into a puppet. According to Eliot, the word again should be tagged onto the end of that sentence. Or you could argue that it starts with that said puppet walking into a bar.
And then Hardison clicks to the next slide. "Of course, now the company had been bought by the Wayne Enterprises," he says slowly and pointedly, and all the others suddenly sit up, the focus of their attention shifting and narrowing. "No," Sophie says. Eliot nods once, sharply, and Parker does a rather good impression of one of those boggling-head-dolls, agreeing completely.
Avengers at the State Fair: “What is Thor eating?” James asked. “Walking taco. With … ice cream.” "How many tickets did Coulson give him?” "Too many.”
"How was I to know?" Thor demanded. "Surely a 'Justice of the Peace' is meant to sentence evildoers! And why did he not say otherwise, if it was not so?"
Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.
John/Karkat, John/Eridan, commentfic, PG. Fanfiction by Dave Strider.
It all began when Ms. Frizzle got the letter from her niece.
For this prompt on the LJ Kinkmeme: Stiles leaves leaves a notebook of his at Derek's or in his car or whatevs, and Derek goes to take it to him and notices that it's filled with little hearts with Stiles+Derek, and Stiles Hale, and Derek Stilinski, and tons of doodles of little wolves.
"Penis doodles are encouraged on all homework. Awful innuendos are allowed. Extra credit if you can get me to laugh at them. And don't hit on me unless you're legal, 'cause I got crazy shit for that last time." (or, what Patrick Kane would be like as a sex ed instructor)
Dissidia crack. Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore never to wear again. Everyone/Cloud.
"I like your bass," says the creepiest fan who has ever managed to get Mikey alone. "It sparkles like danger."
In which Gerard Way takes a stand against discrimination, Adam Lambert discovers the importance of dice, Kris Allen is not kidnapped against his will, and the folks at 19E learn to love the stage!(?)gay. Welcome to the Zombies Ate Your Idols tour, 2010!
“Chuck,” Becky said, slowly and carefully and very, very seriously. “I think someone is trying to communicate with us through the fanfic.”
BUT WHAT IF INVESTIGATION FOR MARRIAGE FRAUD:
on occasion of the strider-pyrope wedding
Pete and Patrick, at the end of the world. A podfic of petewentz @ stumpalicious written by svmadelyn
Oshie really wants Kaner to measure Jonny's dick.
"Come on! Do him for America, Chuey!" Hilary yelled.
