Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/13436463] - - public:opalsong
Alex loves his kids, he really does, but he also might kill them. That is, if they don't put him in a goddamn early grave first. (Cop bribing, theft of public property, and how to photoshoot your dick properly in order to seduce a teammate: all part of a captain's responsibilities to his rookies.)