Scum Sisky's Cumplane Threadfic Cumplilation
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/34256980?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false&s=09#main] - - public:opalsong
AU where Airplane notices Peerless Cucumber's tweet, "Airplane, I will pay all your bills forever if you hire a goddamn editor, you hack." and replies, on fucking main, "you fucking prommy?" and lands himself an editor and a sugar-gege all in one go.