[https://archiveofourown.org/works/1138710] - 2025-10-21 20:00:03 - public:opalsong

author:weialala, extra:humour, Fandom:Naruto, fanwork, length:oneshot, Pairing:Naruto/Sasuke, quality:sunfish, rating:G, site:AO3, type:prose - 10 | id:1527487 -

Sasuke starts calling Naruto "the missus" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.