Damian asks a dumb question. Jason gives him way more information than he was looking for.

Cards Against Humanity is not a good game to play with the Avengers, just not for the reasons that Clint was expecting.

It's three hours before JARVIS tells Steve that Tony is ready.

"I hate him." Dick snorts from his seat on the sofa. "You can't hate him, Jay, you've never even met him." "I can and I do," Jason insists, slapping the magazine he's been holding down onto the counter. "Food & Wine thinks he's better than me! Look!"

Vicki Vale has really, really poor timing.

Jason's doing it for the cash, or so he tells himself. [Written for the Fluff Week challenge on tumblr.]

Owen goes out hoping for a nice, relaxing night. Maybe he'll even get laid; who knows. He is not expecting to run into Hot Chad from his macro class. He's expecting what follows even less.