CRAAAAAACK! Potential Valdemar AUs
The problem with teaching someone with a deeply vindictive personality Occlumency was the inevitable problem of his using it to evil ends. Or, Remus Lupin, Sultan's Pleasure Slave.
Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse.
In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell promptly breaks loose.
Rodney steps up. (Warning, I should probably be shot for this.)
The whole thing started when Yertel asked McKay, “If you have had trouble bearing fruit, there are many men in this camp who will be happy to help,†and Rodney said, “What? Oh, no, our fruit supplies are fine—actually, I’m allergic to citrus anyway so I’m bigger on you know, cake,†which turned out to be some sort of near-tacit admission of infertility on P6X-990.
In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell promptly breaks loose.
OKAY OBVIOUSLY I COULD NOT RESIST THIS:
In which Clark is a not-so-mild-mannered reporter, Lex is a biological fugitive, and someone is mold.
In his rational mind, Rodney knew that following a girl who'd dumped you was really, really pathetic.
In which Metropolis stays weird. sequel to: Conflicts of Interest
"For fuck's sake, Gibbs — is this some kind of exchange program that I don't know about?"
"For fuck's sake, Gibbs — is this some kind of exchange program that I don't know about?"
Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse.
To: PC (loyaltothedream@hushmail.com) From: Buck (bucky1956@yahoo.com) Subject: Report! Date: May 10, 2012 Phil — where the hell are you, man? Let us know if you're all right, or if there's anything we can do to help. HQ's freaking the fuck out.
Even when Phil Coulson was doing something ridiculously, embarrassingly, crushingly human, he was still a flawless, seamless black box of a spook.
