[https://archiveofourown.org/works/3177629] - 2025-10-21 19:59:57 - public:opalsong

author:philthestone, extra:hair, extra:humour, extra:politics, fandom:StarWars, fanwork, length:oneshot, pairing:gen, quality:sunfish, rating:G, site:AO3, type:prose - 12 | id:1527076 -

After much deliberation, careful study, and scientific analysis, Wes Janson decides that the Fate Of The Galaxy is entirely dependent on the state of Senator-Princess Leia Organa's hair.