[https://www.ofgeography.com/single-post/2018/07/12/the-chilliad-book-one] - 2025-10-21 20:00:03 - public:opalsong

author:mollyhall, extra:au, extra:humour, fandom:Illiad, fanwork, length:chaptered, pairing:multiple, quality:whale, rating:pg-13, site:private, type:prose - 11 | id:1527467 -

au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home