[http://archiveofourown.org/works/2791685] - 2025-10-21 20:00:35 - public:opalsong

fanwork, type:prose, site:AO3, rating:nc-17, quality:whale, pairing:Lardo/Shitty, pairing:Holster/Ransom, pairing:Bitty/Jack, Length:LongShot, author:Euphorion, fandom:CheckPlease!, extra:wishList, extra:toPodfic, extra:matchmaking, extra:gender, extra:comingout, extra:bisexual, extra:asexual - 18 | id:1529498 -

"Dude," said Holster, his eyes huge, "that's so sad. We gotta get them together." "This isn't a romcom, Holtzy, " Ransom said, patting his arm. "I'm sure that's not what Shitty had in mind." "Actually," said Shitty, "that's exactly what I had in mind. And I've got a plan."