It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

A boy. A vampire. An alleyway. Some raccoons. But they don't get in on the action. Xander. Angel.

Whee! A co-written story! And smut! Tesla and I decided to unite her Oz and my Xander to create... something. Sticking to our corresponding POVs, we tagged this back and forth until Tesla declared it done. You can thank her for getting the pornmobile on the road, by the way. I was gonna keep those poor boys talking aaaall night.

And to think that just a couple of months ago, Connor had been thinking he was too normal for Oz.

Spike. Xander. Mutual grief and nudity.

Fred and George open their joke shop but with another shop underground, a sex toyshop.

It's Harry's eighteenth birthday party, and he and Draco make drunken conversation which may lead to something more. Involves secret identities, autographs, kissing, tickling, and a bit of "Who's your daddy?" Slash.

Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

This is the list of rules you might find on the refridgerator at Xaviers.

There was no getting around it - Millicent, ugly old Mill, would make a devastatingly attractive boy.

On the eve of graduation at Hogwarts, a drunken encounter leads to run-ins with Filch, unexpected bonding, and, perhaps, much more...

Romance, intrigue, and distinctly bad prose are unleashed on Hogwarts when the identity of the mysterious Gertrude Perkins is finally revealed.

Harry from the future ends up on the doorstep of number 12, Grimmauld place. He arrives with his invisibility cloak, map, wand, and the clothing on his back. Future Harry comes to tell past Harry about something he wants his other self to not do.

Why do you think Esset never infiltrated China?

Leon realizes he looks forward to his "interrogations" of D

Deep within the bowels of the shop, no sounds or scents from the outside world can penetrate. But, Chris’ preternatural awareness of the world around him makes him sensitive to such things. The tempests Chris must weather.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

Count D discovers that it is one thing to know, but another to understand.

In the summer of 1998, after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry comes out to his friends.

Harry spends a post-OotP Christmas at the Weasleys.

"Well, now we're both out," Harry murmured, sounding like he was on the edge of sleep.

Xander and Dean find a way around a curse that condemns them to hell.

Xander performs at the Fabulous Ladies Night Club, and he's more 'out' than you ever knew.

Tony awoke to find himself all tied up after trailing a murder suspect. At least he had some guy named Xander Harris there to keep him company.

By the time the sun set, the basement had been completely emptied.

There's a heat wave in Sunnydale, and Xander can't sleep. Moral of the story? Don't go out alone for a walk at night on a hellmouth. (Features "Once More With Feeling" song stylings.)

Strife's rebirth comes with some interesting additions.

Well. Dunno how to explain this one. All I can say is that [info]itsabigrock offered me the bunny b/c she couldn't write it and voila! Here is Connor/Xander. In canon. I think.

I was not especially happy with the Cordelia of late Angel S3 - it seemed to me that you could do a sort of Saint Cordy that still had the edge and the snark. Then Te was in London and showing me bits of an AU cycle in which Xander and Giles go to LA to keep an eye on Angel at the end of Buffy Season Three. And I bounced up and down and said 'That means Cordy has to save the world in Sunnydale. Can I have Cordy, pretty please?' And Te said I could, but should think about taking Wesley as well, which will probably never happen, but who can say? And the resulting five sections took me many months of wandering inspiration, but at least help maintain my reputation as someone who does pairings no-one else hardly would touch with someone else's bargepole.

Keeping his eyes trained on the long section of candy in front of him, Xander tried desperately to remember the name of the boy a few feet away. He was pretty sure it started with a 'd.' Damien? Derek?

Vampires were manhandling me so much tonight maybe I should give myself a nickname to reflect my interesting new hobby. Bitch-Boy maybe? I’ll have to give it some thought later

Set post “Not Fade Away.” Spike and Angel have Shanshu’d and Giles brings together ‘The Men Behind the Slayers’ for a retreat.

Uh, pretty much PWP. Something goes very wrong with a trial run of some new tech.

If he had one person to choose as a confidante, Harry Potter would not have been it.

Part of the Letters Series

“Mr. Malfoy is the only one who’s ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he’d recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."

Draco shackled to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math.

"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

And you thought Draco Malfoy had an ego problem before? Just wait till he discovers his identity from a previous life!

You know why you're here. I'm here because I drew the shortest straw this year. So let's get started, shall we?

Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"

Harry and Draco try to keep quiet while Snape is sniffing around...

when Severus gives Harry and Draco detention, he has no idea that he's in for some peripheral pleasure.

Bikky/Lai moment, Exactly what the title implies. You can't tell me no one else saw the possibility.

Five ways in which the Duckings *didn't* find out about House and Wilson.

prompt was: "Post-war. Both RL & SS survive but couldn't find a reason to keep living. Harry tries to help RL. Drags in SS. RL&SS bonds, friendship turns to love. Harry says what the hell have I done! Slow build-up, smut, clumsy 1st-time, no previous romantic feelings."

Hermione wakes up as a boy. Slashy wackiness ensues.

A more in-depth view of the scene at the laser fence during Phantom Menace

“You’re going to put someone’s eye out with that, Detective.” D said, unable to completely hide his smile as he watched the other man fumble with his fishing rod.

Harry is drawn into Fred and George's circle.