"You," she says easily, "strike me as a man in need of a blowjob."
For all his experience and education, Bob thinks he could have been a little better prepared before joining a band, particularly this band. For example, he really would have liked a seminar on how to tell the difference between a metaphor and making idle conversation.
He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.
When Bob glances up from the board, there's someone standing next to him. He twitches, startled, and lifts his hands up automatically so they don't jar any of his levels. "Do you need something?" he half-shouts, leaning in so the guy can hear him.
High School AU based on the "I'm Not OK" video
“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out. “Oh, well,” said Brian into his hands. “Of course.”
Bob was the first one to notice that they were real, the ears I mean, the one’s sticking up from slits in my knit cap.
A week in Joe's life: badly edited videos set to Barry White, dying mermaids, Star Wars, far more ABBA than you might expect, and Pete.
Later, Patrick would wish that he'd been listening to the start of the conversation.
"We had a barbecue on the 4th of July, bought as many inflatable cactuses as we could find, and watched Grizzly Man. When I moved out I left a hell of a mess. Sorry Bob. Neat freak. Memories." -Patrick Stump
Wherein Bob is a marshmallow (although not literally), Spencer is the prettiest, and Jon has secret manpain.
The MCR crew all signed up for drama club this season (dares, lack of anything else to do, and one that is the drama king. Literally.) The play however, is what shocks them. Wicked. What happens with five guys and only two main characters that aren't girls?
Five stories of the students of Harvey Milk High
College AU in which the My Chemical Romance members end up with a baby?
Producer Pete Wentz and Decaydance Pictures Presents the New Reality TV Show Project Duckling!
Yeah, so Bob was hot and Frankie really really wanted to prove Pete wrong about the whole unattainable thing
Mikey and Frank meet by accident when Frank's girlfriend sends him to the local sex shop to find something that will "spice up their relationship". What he finds is one Mr. Mikeyway behind the counter, looking like pretty much everything Frank never knew he always wanted.
he smutty happenings I promised to write for my Kitty story
Just a simple love story.
Hi. This is part one of the long-promised MCR/FOB/P!@tD/William Beckett Regency AU. There isn't much else to say, except I'm going to go ahead and warn you that Mikey and Gerard are girls. Other than that, and the Regency thing, and the fact that they're the daughters of a wealthy Lord, it's exactly like usual. (To say nothing of the stablehands.)
Mikey looks in a mirror.
WentzWang is the world’s foremost producer of bisexual porn.
He puts an ad out on New York Craigslist (so he doesn't run into anyone from any scene) in the Strictly Platonic section. He sets up a new email account, one that starts MusicalGenius. He wants a pen pal. He gets a lot of creepy responses, and one he really likes.
Jamia died in May, so in two months it would be three years. Xavier was born in March, so today he was turning six.
"Once Gerard takes up reading fantasy novels out loud in his bunk, there is no longer quiet on the bus. Ever. But the thing is, he gets really into it. He starts doing different character voices and makes it dramatic, and the others have just started to go with it. Ray kind of likes listening to it, because it gets him in a creative mood, Bob listens to it to take a break, and Frank is running around anyway."
Mikey's head whips around to face him abruptly, looking confused. "I'm petting it? This isn't, like. It's one of your arms, isn't it?" Because while he's pretty sure he wouldn't mind accidentally petting Gerard's dick, considering the kind of dreams he's been having lately.
Part I of the Atypical Anatomy universe. Futurefic Sci-Fi First Time Boarding School fic, oh my.
Frank is a spoiled kid who's pissed about his dog dying, even if she was a football, and Gerard's quite possibly the best 16th birthday present in the history of ever.
General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.
The Fourth of July has turned into the fifth of July, and Pete's alone. He had fallen asleep on the couch at some point, tired out from weeks of his insomnia being as bad as it ever gets, plus the sunshine, plus chasing people around all day with a water gun, plus having a couple beers.
This is the master listing for Not a Pretty Girl, the Girl!Bob 'verse. Features My Chem and Brian Schechter, with appearances by members of The Used and some random others along the way. This is a gen series with a few references to a couple of het encounters.
It's no surprise that there's someone else in the bed.
all the lazy days are gone/still the grind is grinding on.
Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he's totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he'd see just how badass Bob totally is.