Hermione wakes up as a boy. Slashy wackiness ensues.
He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.
AU. Ray Toro is a girl, Rae, but MCR is still just MCR.
This is the master listing for Not a Pretty Girl, the Girl!Bob 'verse. Features My Chem and Brian Schechter, with appearances by members of The Used and some random others along the way. This is a gen series with a few references to a couple of het encounters.
"So, okay." Ray takes a deep breath, lets it out slow and careful. "You're saying that you two are, what, hermaphrodites?" "Not hermaphrodites," Gerard says. "Just - sometimes we're guys, and sometimes we're girls, you know?"
Ray turns into a girl.
The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can't actually see her at first. He's twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.
It's all Pete Wentz's fault, the matching t-shirts.
They asked for Girl!Gerard/Patrick, geek bonding. I hope I didn't stray too far from that. It was my first attempt at genderbending. Eep.
Hi. This is part one of the long-promised MCR/FOB/P!@tD/William Beckett Regency AU. There isn't much else to say, except I'm going to go ahead and warn you that Mikey and Gerard are girls. Other than that, and the Regency thing, and the fact that they're the daughters of a wealthy Lord, it's exactly like usual. (To say nothing of the stablehands.)
He remembered the fight with the computer-thing in the caves, which had never really been nice to him since he'd rejected his destiny, or heritage or whatever you wanted to call it. He'd listened to its lectures far beyond the limits of tolerance. Bloodlines, rulership, blah blah greatness blah. But he'd just graduated from high school and his guilt was ebbing. When it had started up again last night as he checked in to make sure Lionel's researchers hadn't found anything new, he'd said a few nasty things and stomped off to the mansion to make Lex entertain him.
"You're not ashamed of who you are," Ryan said forcibly. "If he can't handle the change you're going through or the fact that your physical body doesn't quite meet up with who you are on the inside then I'm not so sure I want him in this band."
Pete sometimes wanted to form an "only-boy-in-the-band" club. He could ask Ryan to join.
In which Ryan Ross is a girl. Has always been, will always be a girl. End of story.
A tale of sidekicks, parents, a sex tape, intra-band relations, and Really Cunning Plans. Though not necessarily in that order.
More girl!Spencer/Bob. Follows on from he did it with shoes, which was a sequel to the untitled drabble that started it all. It'll make more sense if you read them first.
This was written for the first round of the Perposterice "Summeries"-based crack ficfest, using Prompt 116: Hermione and Draco become head boy and girl stuff happens! I'm fairly certain this was missing a semicolon between "girl" and "stuff," but it's more fun with a comma before the "and!" Cross-posted by request.
Bren really can't be gay. She's a cheerleader! So she doesn't know what she's doing at this silly camp for homosexuals.
Pete wakes up feeling a little displaced in his own body.
You know what I was thinking this morning that I've never seen, but would BE THE BEST THING IN ALL THE WHOLE WORLD? girl!Patrick/Bob. Either always a girl or genderswitch. homg. That was October 31, 2007. It's taken me four months, and nearly 17,000 words, but I wrote it. And now you should read it.
And Mikey just says, very calmly because she's been practicing, "I'm having a baby, you're the father, I'm keeping it."
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu smut ensue. complete.
Always been girls AU. So, the point is, sometimes Mikey forgets she’s a girl and it’s really not that big a deal until she meets Petra "Call Me Pete" Wentz.
."Stop being so stupid and stubborn already and take your pants off."
Nimueh is set on destroying the Pendragons, yet again. They do say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, after all, and this time it's Merlin who bears the brunt of her scheming. Fairy tale princess he is not.
In which Spencer is hot and Ryan's subconscious is apparently trying to ruin his life. Also, there's a dance.
Post-war: Harry is given an assignment: to assist Draco Malfoy as he carries out a month-long disguise that turns out to reveal more than it hides in the end. Warnings: EWE, gender-bending.
Ray is a hopeless dork. Mikey isn't much better.
For Frankie Iero, Frank was a natural progression, it really was.
It's a girl's year.
(Arthur/Merlin, genderfuck) After Nimueh's death Albion needs a High Priestess, but what it's got is Merlin. Fortunately he'll serve after a few...modifications. Unfortunately for Merlin, being turned into a woman would be enough of a shock even without becoming the High Priestess. As is, it's his duty to sleep with the king or doom all of Albion.
Kris's incessant flirting is really starting to get to Adam. (Genderswap, but not your typical genderswap.)
"Kris as a girl isn't much different from Kris as a boy."
Spencer has always known there was something off about the DecayDance family. It doesn’t bother him, there were times when he’s felt inexplicably more comfortable around them than out in public. This doesn’t stop him from thinking well, shit when he rounds the Fall Out Boy bus to see Pete plastered to the side of the bus, hands and mouth thoroughly occupied by a short, and unmistakably female person, then have Patrick look up at him.
Basically, the Never Slept With Gee Club consists of Bob and Mikey. And Mikey's her brother.
"Stop talking," Spencer orders, and when Ryan breaks off, staring at Spencer with wide eyes, Spencer surges forward to kiss her.
Four people Jamie Kirk likes the look of, and the one she loves. An always a girl genderswap au
"Were you just touching yourself?" Ryan says, his voice kind of rough. She doesn't know if she wants to die or if she wants to kill him, but clearly the only answer is that one of them doesn't make it out of this room alive. "Like, seriously?" he adds, waggling his eyebrows in a totally unnecessary way. And, well, that answers that.
Harry comes back from a mandatory holiday and finds that an Auror raid on his favourite establishment could expose his biggest secret. However, another has even more secrets than he does at stake.
Alicia doesn't actually have any classes with the new girl, but she hears about her long before she sees her.
It's eleven o'clock on a school night and Spencer is starting to worry that she's somehow got her hand stuck in Brendon's bra.
Hakoda and Ozai fall into a spring; Sokka meets a very pretty girl.
Arthur/Merlin temporary girl!Arthur Arthur gets turned into a woman while he and Merlin are away from Camelot, and Merlin can't immediately turn him back. He and Merlin have to pose as husband and wife, for some good reason. They weren't sleeping together before, though pining is fine (pining is a wonderful idea). Now though, they have to share a room and a bed... I'd love to see Merlin being the actively protective one for a change. (He's always protecting Arthur, but behind the scenes - now he gets to step forward and tell people off for leering at his wife. :-D)
"Brittany wakes up a guy. She's pretty much okay with this. And then she remembers what a good boyfriend Kurt was, and that he's clearly lonely, but capital G Gay. So she decides to do him a favor (not that she won't be having fun, too). Oh, and Kurt knows it's a temporarily male Brittany, instead of a random guy. Because it would never occur to her to lie, or even think of waking up a different gender as an oddity."
She’s in London when her friends decided to be idiots. Specifically she’s in London, in this bar she doesn’t really want to be in, sitting with a group of people she doesn’t really know, listening to this brunette – Lily, Spencer vaguely remembers her introducing herself as – drunkenly explaining her theory of whatever between tongue-raping the guy her friend came with, when instead of calling Brent, her best friends contact her. Or the Model!fic where Spencer gets kicked out of Panic! and instead of going home to lick her wounds, she stays in London, grows a foot or two and becomes an haute couture model. Includes Valentino and Giancarlo Giammetti, Karl Lagerfeld, various models, fashion people, Bob being awesome, and Spencer and Ryan redefining how to be SpencerandRyan.