Eliot hasn't seen his parents since he was four.

So Alec had randomly mentioned that he was actually just gonna stay home on Thanksgiving and yes, as Eliot so awesomely put it, "play stupid video games."

Parker takes the Second Act Rehabilitation Center therapist's advice seriously.

There's probably some kind of scientific word that someone, somewhere is complaining about everyone not using.

Eliot Spencer walks into a bar and meets...Teyla Emmagan

“So, why are we here?” Sophie asked brightly, looking around the circle. Eliot sighed and looked at her. He had definitely noticed she was extremely hot, but it was covered in a layer of crazy too thick for him to get under. Besides, she was a teacher.

In which Dean breaks into the Leverage headquarters, Hardison is concerned, and Eliot doesn't want to talk about it. Supernatural/Leverage crossover.

Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity.

"If you three don't stop bickering," Sophie continued, just barely loud enough for the mic to pick up, "no one will ever find the bodies."

Later, Hardison tried to blame it on the gorilla.

Parker accidentally turns everyone into children except Eliot.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

Serving a minor search warrant, Peter comes across a stash of very illegal pornography, and Neal has to face something he thought he laid to rest years ago.

There are six rules every con should obey. Neal's going to break them all. Starting with his refrigerator.

Neal Caffrey is falling in love with his handler, Special Agent Patricia Burke. Her husband Eliot is probably going to kill him.

The real story behind all the hoyay and boytouching on Heroes and Supernatural.

Matt likes breasts. Mohinder doesn't have breasts. There's porn anyway. Written for geeklovepoetry during the 2007 m3secretsanta exchange. The prompt was "Something where Matt has a little bit of trouble with being attracted to a man."

His destiny begins with one phrase, "Stop Sylar, save the world," uttered by a man from the future, a man with Peter's face. Set in an alternate time-line, the story is about Peter's struggle to keep Gabriel from turning into Sylar, while also dealing with threats from 'the company', a disapproving brother, and certain geneticists.

Molly's first day of school...

The subject doesn't even come up when Molly goes to college

An alliance of necessity becomes something more.

Dean and Sam are on the trail of a demon who is killing families that share a certain secret. When they run into another set of brothers working the same case, they realize all four of them might be in danger as well.

A new side of Claude, a new family for Claire, a new job for Jessica, and a New York for Ando.

The plan goes skewed halfway, though, because a girl a little smaller and a little younger than Jo herself shows up at the door of the cabin and starts going at the Rawheads with a bowie knife and a handheld taser. It's like watching the Terminator or something; this girl doesn't even hesitate.

On the road to New York, Hiro practices.

Wherein unrequited love is a drag, Hiro has exactly a month to panic, and history holds some helpful answers.

Roland has no idea if Excidium will accept him as Captain, he doesn't have the answers but he's hoping he can find someone who does.

"Let me guess," House said, slamming the door shut behind him. "It hurts really really bad, do I have something for that in my magic doctor bag?"

It's just another day in the secret base, and PrincessForce are dealing with internal conflicts, an intruder, a prince in need of rescue and a misplaced rabbit.

"You remember when you told me you really like Beckham? Turns out I fancy Posh." Despite Jess's reservations, her friendship with Jules grows into something more.

Elizabeth’s reality is far different from her sisters’.

Bradley was reasonably certain that Colin didn’t know about any of these things Bradley thought about sometimes (or all the time). His secrets were safe. Yet, in that case, why in the world had he shared his cake with Bradley? Bradley really needed to find a way to get his revenge on Katie for giving Bradley more opportunities to question his relationship with Colin and a harder time to get through his days without constantly seeking Colin’s brilliance.

Lizzie Bennet -- handsome, clever, and rich -- seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence, yet she had lived twenty-one years in the world feeling a near-constant sensation of distress and vexation.

“Okay, the rules are this: two guys act gay with each other, and the first one to back off loses.” “How is that different from regular-gay?” asked Merlin.

Yet another origin story for Catwoman. Blame it on the lack of universal health care.

Lessons on the road in a journey through time. A dash of existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect.

In the wake of their road-trip to Texas, Leah and Jasper may have formed a nascent family -- but where does that leave Alice? And after everything that's happened to Leah, can she still hope for even an approximation of a normal life?

Hiei scowled, obviously not content with the situation and probably feeling trapped, since the malfunctioning gate had vanished behind them, leaving them to find another way back to their own territory. The little youkai began scouting the area, no doubt seeking an exit. Kurama started to prowl as well, but he was more interested in discovering what this temple had to offer. He wouldn't be averse to taking a few souvenirs with him.

A few years after the epic battle that wasn't, Leah has found herself more and more unhappy. She turns to the only person who seems to notice her pain, but will she be happy with what he has to say?