Prompt from some awesome Anon in the fic meme:Kurt's asexual; but he finds himself romantically attracted to Puck. Problem is he sees Puck as a highly sexual person and he doesn't think Puck would be even slightly interested in a relationship with a nonsexual partner. So Kurt tries, very awkwardly, to initiate sex. Puck realizes halfway through Kurt's not really into it. Cue confrontation and (eventually) a happy resolution. (And maybe Puck being offended Kurt didn't give him the benefit of the doubt.)

Wes had a horrible nightmare. David needs to know about it. STAT.

Burt Hummel means something to everyone. Even the ones you might not think of.

Ummm, cracktastic? Normally I write long, plotty fic with angst. Here you get tackle hugs, streaking and penis-shaped cookies. IDEK. I blame Dalton Academy, quite honestly… I feel ashamed. Beta'd by the incomparable [info]dolimir_k, so don't blame her.

“How else do you get a deaf person’s attention short of throwing something or stomping on the ground?” - Roni Puckerman just wants her family to get through this.

Harry is supposed to be getting married, but appearing naked in Draco Malfoy's study and then spontaneously growing wings put pay to those plans.

The slow walk down the hall to Principal Figgins’ office has to be the longest walk of David Karofsky’s life.

"Oh, I know. I meant the other stuff, actually. Not Robin, not school, just... you know. Stuff." Tim smirks. "Guy talk?"

Coach Beiste notices things, and right now she's noticing how not-at-home the one glee boy she doesn't know looks.

First kiss fic featuring movies, car singing, picnics, and Brittany's ninth sense. They don't hold hands, not really, but when Kurt takes his hand away for a moment in the middle of the movie to rub some warmth back into his fingers before putting his hand back, Blaine takes it and presses his palm over the back of Kurt's hand, reaching with his fingers to rub circles against his knuckles.

Detailing one of Amanda Grayson's first diplomatic assignments, which happens to be on the USS Kelvin.

Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it.

Pretty much everything gets tossed into the metamorphical back room of a facility like Delta Vega.

It was just another hex.

An estimated half of one percent of Japan's population is Christian. An estimated seventy-three percent of the general public celebrate Christmas by eating a cake. An estimated zero percent of demons care. (Or: why Hiei is having a hard time adjusting to ningenkai, and how Kurama does--or doesn't--make it easier for him.)

Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense.

Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan's number one culinary show where he meets the infamous-and deliciously sinful-pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu

Reeling from his own setback, Roy takes the time to advise a strange golden-eyed kid in a bar...

When Zuko takes what should be Sokka’s punishment, it’s up to Sokka to heal him again.

Arinye wanted a Stargate SG1/Avatar xover. I've only watched the first few seasons of Stargate so... this takes place in season 2 of Stargate and Season 3 of Avatar. :)

In a palace in Ba Sing Se, one man awaits his death, one boy – his torture, and another – his destiny. An Iroh, Sokka and Zuko adventure. Now with epilogue. Complete.

Leverage/White Collar, Neal, Peter, Leverage Team, "You knew they were working a con, and you didn't stop them?" "Nope." "Why not, Peter?"

Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes. “Elizabeth? Elizabeth Burke?”

They send Azrael to fetch him because he will not listen to anyone else.

Her reply was one of boredom. “So don’t get caught!”

Eliot and Alec have a talk about their respective kinks.

Alec Hardison has ten days to seduce Eliot Spencer. Parker helps.

Irvine and Selphie make Squall their 'project'...

Iroh stares at her with disdain and pity: at her bitten-down fingernails that were once claws; at her matted, uneven hair; at her pale, blemished skin. But mostly he stares at the shallow defeat in her eyes, hollow behind the gold. "So, my niece," he says, with regret and just as much disappointment, "you have chosen destruction." "No," she says, and even her voice carries the stale echo of imprisonment. "You have destroyed me," and Iroh is very glad that she is a caged beast now.

The younger Petrelli has a secret and Nathan's the first to know.

Mr. Green - the man behind the mystery.

Buttercup adapts to a life of adventure and makes a decision.

A series of vignettes, post-HSM2. Sharpay wants everything to go back to normal; Ryan never wants to see normal again.

Jeff can overthink anything, given a chance, and his firstborn's childhood give him lots of chances.

White Collar, ftm!Neal (slash with Peter welcome). Peter knows all the intimate details of Neal's life, and he's used each of them against him, except for this.

Five small slices of Vaan's life pre-game.

Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...