Bethany could quite cheerfully scream at her mom sometimes.
Jensen doesn't ask—Well, he asks that one question, and yeah, in hindsight, he guesses that maybe it was a little stupid, but there are some questions that you just ask, especially when your friend's been shot. 'Are you okay?' and 'Can you walk?'—those are crucial.
While on a mission in New York, Cougar, the sniper, goes missing off the rooftop where he stationed. Jensen becomes obsessed with finding out what happened to his best friend, convinced that he will be back, safe and sound. When Cougar does come back, however, Jensen starts to realize that something is wrong with his closest friend - he's cold, he doesn't seem to breathe when he sleeps, and his eyes are like blood. Then he starts having the dreams.
Arthur has been his editor from the beginning. Eames says he won't work with anyone else, and what Arthur will never tell him is that he would cut anyone who tried.
Jensen's sick and tired of being the 'pussy'.
When Max makes contact with someone in Ohio, the Losers go undercover to follow up that lead.
Waking up the morning after can be crazy for anyone, but when you’re a Loser…yeah, some shit went down.
Jensen's parents are completely normal. The Losers finally get to meet them.
When Clay had gotten his team(all shiny and still in their original packaging) together for the first time.
The Losers live in an Alternate Universe where most people change into animals on the night of a full moon (like, werewolves, werecats, werehawks, whatever you like). The rest of the time, they are humans but keep heightened senses and primal instincts, which is a bonus, considering their job. It's not a big deal and not something they normally talk about, but when Jensen goes into heat for the first time, it becomes a problem--it's really hard to focus on the mission when Jensen's practically panting for it without even realizing he's giving off "come fuck me" vibes. Having lusted after the hacker for years, Cougar can't take it any more; he decides to put everyone out of their misery and mates with Jensen--who becomes very enthusiastic about the idea.
Jensen has fun with a little black remote. Cougar? not so much.
AU from Kings on Ice in March – while in Moscow, Johnny is attacked by a creature he only thought existed in nightmares. Infected by the vampire his only hope is a group of Vampire Hunters, but some of them think it would be easier to just kill him and be done with it. With more enemies than friends he struggles for his life as well as his humanity.
Set during BtVS S4. Xander discovers Spike in an alley, seriously brain-damaged.
Jensen has a Lovecraft kink. With tips for playing in high humidity.
This fic should cover numerous prompts from The Losers_Fans Prompt Party including wanting DrunkFlirt!Jensen, wanting Cougar cheating at cards, wanting a drunken BJ with a side of kink and emotional issues, and a request for Cougar's deliberate sabotage of Jensen's attempts to pick up women. There might be more, that post is a very bad influence.
“Show me a man with a tattoo, and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.” -Jack London
Oh my god, this was supposed to be nice cheerful porn set in an Uzbekistani goat shed, and then this happened instead. This is now the long and mostly-incompetent courtship of Cougar by Jensen, with associated warnings for swearing, violence, gore and sex (in that order). Cougar/Jensen, pre-movie.
How Cougar became a Loser
The Losers go to Disney World. Do I really have to say more?
Fic based on a smoking’ hot pic of our beloved hacker
Here it is! Everything you've ever wanted to know about IV access and lots of things you didn't.
Ed's scowl deepens. "Want us to leave and come back when we aren't virgins anymore?"
The Full Metal Alchemist, of course, accepted his assignment with all the gravity due his station.
"Just who're you calling..." Edward's voice stuttered to a halt as he saw where the man was pointing. "...short?"
Ed would find rescuing Roy a lot easier if Roy would stop trying to put his hands down his trousers.
“Cobb’s in a coma,” Arthur says. It’s the first time he’s said it out loud; the words feel strange in his mouth. “He’s fallen into limbo. Mal and I can’t wake him up.”
HA HA HA HERE IS A SUPREMELY SELF-INDULGENT SOAP OPERA BACKSTORY FOR ARTHUR.
Prompt: Arthur chases someone using parkour. Eames is heart-eyed. About 1:20 into this clip of the Casino Royale opening is loaded with parkour/free-running, where D. Craig is pretty much Eames -- especially when he crashes through that dry wall lolol -- and Sebastien Foucan is Arthur. Prompt: Their class gets picked for Battle Royale.
But the concrete is rushing up to meet her, and she breathes in, forcing herself to know this world is not real and:
Inception characters as My Little Ponies
It turns out that Eames has a kid from [info]inception_kink. Between the two of them they manage to make it more complicated than that, and Arthur is lost without a map. (In other words, my annoying tendency to take on fluffy/cracky prompts and get far too invested in the whole thing continues.)
DUDE WHERE IS THE FIC WHERE THEY HAVE TO EXTRACT SECRETS FROM A GIANT QUEEN AND THEY DESIGN THE DREAM TO BE IN A ~GAY BAR~ AND HAVE TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY AND THINGS DON'T QUITE GO ACCORDING TO PLAN SO ARTHUR AND EAMES HAVE TO CREATE A DISTRACTION BY BASICALLY HAVING SEX ON THE DANCE FLOOR WHILE COBB OR WHOEVER GETS THE INFO?
Mafia AU!
Adam and Jamie face down the end of the human race, with a baby. "Your first line of defense against the apocalypse is that we learn how to pickle?"
"Everybody, this is Adam," says Educator Kari. She's standing next to a skinny kid with red hair, who's still wearing the white and blue jumpsuit they give new people. He's also wearing a cape.
A sort-of sequel, or accompaniment, to Robots Need Love Too. Kari and Grant try to do it by the book.
It's early in March when Adam gets his new cellmate.
This is a Jamie/Adam high school AU. About a puppy. It contains depictions of people under the age of eighteen drinking, smoking, making out, and building America's future. Non-explicit.
