In which Zuko attempts to have fun, and Sokka's burgeoning new career comes to a screeching halt.
Most of the guys in school would be relieved that Kurt wasn't attracted to them. But Puck is a stud. Kurt SHOULD want him, and Puck's going to do everything he can to prove it, no matter how much it pisses Kurt off.
One thing Puck does very well is going down on girls, and while Kurt might technically be a dude, he's still dressed like a girl
Fic based on a smoking’ hot pic of our beloved hacker
The Losers go to Disney World. Do I really have to say more?
How Cougar became a Loser
Oh my god, this was supposed to be nice cheerful porn set in an Uzbekistani goat shed, and then this happened instead. This is now the long and mostly-incompetent courtship of Cougar by Jensen, with associated warnings for swearing, violence, gore and sex (in that order). Cougar/Jensen, pre-movie.
“Show me a man with a tattoo, and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.” -Jack London
This fic should cover numerous prompts from The Losers_Fans Prompt Party including wanting DrunkFlirt!Jensen, wanting Cougar cheating at cards, wanting a drunken BJ with a side of kink and emotional issues, and a request for Cougar's deliberate sabotage of Jensen's attempts to pick up women. There might be more, that post is a very bad influence.
Jensen has a Lovecraft kink. With tips for playing in high humidity.
Set during BtVS S4. Xander discovers Spike in an alley, seriously brain-damaged.
AU from Kings on Ice in March – while in Moscow, Johnny is attacked by a creature he only thought existed in nightmares. Infected by the vampire his only hope is a group of Vampire Hunters, but some of them think it would be easier to just kill him and be done with it. With more enemies than friends he struggles for his life as well as his humanity.
Jensen has fun with a little black remote. Cougar? not so much.
The Losers live in an Alternate Universe where most people change into animals on the night of a full moon (like, werewolves, werecats, werehawks, whatever you like). The rest of the time, they are humans but keep heightened senses and primal instincts, which is a bonus, considering their job. It's not a big deal and not something they normally talk about, but when Jensen goes into heat for the first time, it becomes a problem--it's really hard to focus on the mission when Jensen's practically panting for it without even realizing he's giving off "come fuck me" vibes. Having lusted after the hacker for years, Cougar can't take it any more; he decides to put everyone out of their misery and mates with Jensen--who becomes very enthusiastic about the idea.
When Clay had gotten his team(all shiny and still in their original packaging) together for the first time.
Jensen's parents are completely normal. The Losers finally get to meet them.
Waking up the morning after can be crazy for anyone, but when you’re a Loser…yeah, some shit went down.
When Max makes contact with someone in Ohio, the Losers go undercover to follow up that lead.
Jensen's sick and tired of being the 'pussy'.
Arthur has been his editor from the beginning. Eames says he won't work with anyone else, and what Arthur will never tell him is that he would cut anyone who tried.
While on a mission in New York, Cougar, the sniper, goes missing off the rooftop where he stationed. Jensen becomes obsessed with finding out what happened to his best friend, convinced that he will be back, safe and sound. When Cougar does come back, however, Jensen starts to realize that something is wrong with his closest friend - he's cold, he doesn't seem to breathe when he sleeps, and his eyes are like blood. Then he starts having the dreams.
Jensen doesn't ask—Well, he asks that one question, and yeah, in hindsight, he guesses that maybe it was a little stupid, but there are some questions that you just ask, especially when your friend's been shot. 'Are you okay?' and 'Can you walk?'—those are crucial.
Bethany could quite cheerfully scream at her mom sometimes.
Clay gets more than he bargained for.
Jensen’s been hiding a significant secret from the rest of the Losers. Events soon force him to reveal it when an old enemy resurfaces and threatens his team.
There are 10 golden rules for surviving a zombie apocalypse. I have them written down in a little imaginary notebook in my mind.
Different time. Different Place. Same Losers.
“For reasons that haven't been fully explained to me, Bruce Wayne has apparently decided to fund this next mission out of the goodness of his own heart. You get new toys to play with.”
Kris was the Master Vampire of the West Coast. If it happened in LA then Kris knew about it. Everything except how Adam Lambert, former Master's Pet to Simon Cowell, not only made his way to LA, but why just being in Adam's presence drives Kris nuts. Kris was never one to back down from a challenge though.
Kris works at a sex shop and he's pretty okay with it.
"You're all drunk, aren't you? And tomorrow, there will be a massive freak out, and then I won't have my team."
Teyla punishes John and Rodney for horsing around in the kitchen by forcing them to carry buckets.
"Superman's the last of his kind, too," Ronon said quickly. “I'm going to try to get McKay to rig me up some heat vision so I can melt steel like Superman."
A massively self-indulgent fic in which Ronon is John's baby daddy, Rodney is not amused, and Josh just wants to study anthropology.
"It’s been turning me on a lot since I discovered that Cougar is a genius with the long term planning of a visionary.”
Jim Kirk knew he owed Gaila after the Kobayashi Maru, but liberating Orion dancers from a strip club hadn't exactly been what he'd had in mind.
