"What do you want for your birthday, Mr Smith?" "The Mona Lisa." "What...like the painting?" Nobody ever says no to Spencer. Even when he wants something crazy like The Mona Lisa. He collects a group of ten con artists, thieves and rogue government workers to pull off the biggest art heist in history. If it fails...well, Spencer doesn't think about things like that.
Wherein Bob does a good deed and is punished. Pete Wentz is now in his life, and with Pete come a myriad of things Bob had seen in that monster movie marathon last month (up to and sometimes including Patrick Stump, Joe Trohman, Andy Hurley, and Matt Cortez). And Brian still refuses to pay Bob what he’s worth. He wants top shelf, damn it, especially if he has to deal with Pete Wentz for the foreseeable future and deal with the pets of gods sprouting prophesies about something that should have been a myth. Then, just to make matters worse, Bob meets Frank Iero and his Gang of Incompetent Misfits. Sometimes Bob thinks he would have preferred to have been eaten in that alley. “Vampires exist. Werewolves, demons, shapeshifters, zombies, every terrifying monster you ever feared was hiding under your bed is real, and a lot of them want to eat you for dinner.” “Some of them even live under your bed!” Joe adds helpfully. "Just for the added convenience."
Just as he had known, from the minute he saw him across the playground, that he wanted Ryan for his friend, as soon as the thought that he might actually want to kiss someone occurred to him, Spencer knew that he wanted that person to be Ryan. He knew it made him greedy, but the fact was that he didn't want to leave parts of Ryan out in the open to be taken by other people. Small Town AU
Erm. Not much plot to speak of really, and too much porn. Not really sure what the hell I was doing with this one, tbh. I suppose this can work as a summary: “Adam was the only friend Kris had in L.A. who he could call at 1 am to babble something wildly pathetic and only mildly coherent, and know that Adam’s only question would be ‘So where are you?’”
What Bob had heard from the grapevine was that MCR's rhythm guitarist was small, hyper, and insane on the guitar. What the grapevine had obviously failed to mention was that Frank Iero was also a fucking vampire. Because normal people didn't actually believe things like vampires or werewolves or faeries or witches existed. Normal people were, in Bob's humble opinion, complete fucking idiots.
Bob is a good personal assistant (the best) and he definitely knows better than to fall in love with his boss. But when your boss is the goth-pop comic master of our time, Gerard Way, there's more to the job than keeping a datebook. There are appearances to shepherd him to, showers to make him take, and deadlines to remind him to meet. And, really, he's so earnest, it's not that surprising that a crush might develop. Just at tiny one.
A ballroom dancing AU. Ryan is a dancer, Spencer is his coach and Jon and Brendon used to be partners and they are all morons.
Some love stories fizzle out in a haze of missed chances and regrets, while others break under rejection and denial. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised around the edges, tired and lonely, but they find something in each other that's worth holding on to.
Brendon Urie's a master's student in music at UNLV who happens to make porn on the side. Spencer Smith's a wilderness photographer who happens to really, really like the online porn Brendon makes. They meet and shenanigans ensue. Also featuring Shane Valdes as Brendon's roommate and owner of his very own online porn site, William Beckett as Las Vegas' bitchiest maitre 'd, Gabe Saporta as a mime waiter, Greta Salpeter as a harried and overworked assistant, and Ryan Ross as himself.
Sixteen-year-old Brendon Urie has just been uprooted from everything he knows and sent to Bishop Gorman High School in an attempt to remove him from the bad influences at his public school. Seventeen-year-old Ryan Ross is a senior with no real idea of what he wants to do with his life other than get the hell out of Las Vegas. The two have nothing in common but when Ryan accidentally stumbles upon Brendon's most shameful secret, one that could ruin his life forever, they're inextricably drawn together and they have to make a decision: fight the inevitable or accept that they are more to each other than just two ships passing in the night.
In which Bob Bryar’s Operation: Ease Brian Into A Relationship Without Him Noticing almost turns into a 5-year plan. Or, Brian Schechter, Super Manager is an oblivious failboat in his personal life.
Basically, the Never Slept With Gee Club consists of Bob and Mikey. And Mikey's her brother.
Ryan stumbles down the stairs and points at him accusingly. “You.” He says. “You are totally Spencer from the future, what the fuck.”
Spencer finishes dragging the last of the pillows in just as Ryan stirs, mumbling sleepily, head barely above the water. "Spence," he mutters. "I know you're tired, you don't have to sleep in here."
Brendon gets kicked out of his house for being gay. He doesn't want the other members of the band to know so he hides it. He gets his own apartment, but has to work to afford it hobviously, and between work, school, not eating enough, the band and lol mental stress of being in love with Spencer and lying to his best friends, he gets sick and all is revealed. Spencer's family are horrified and let Brendon stay with them. bonus points for child abuse, too. why not?
None of them really know what's up with Frank lately.
It started off as a joke.
Brendon is a governess with a disgraced past (dallying with a stable boy!), who comes to teach the young cousins of Sir Spencer Smith. Sir Spencer is amused by this bouncy young man, whose enthusiasm is both strange and strangely appealing, but who manages to hide questions about his past with unexpected smoothness. Consequently, Sir Spencer finds himself paying far to much attention to Mr Boyd’s secretive manner as well as to the way he fills his regrettably old and worn clothes (his breeches being far too tight and not quite fitting right). Furthermore, Sir Spencer's oldest friend, the dissolute Lord Ross, is trying to woo, unsuccessfully, his estate manager Mr Walker. despite the tumultuous passion between them, Mr Walker refuses to give in to Lord Ross's advances as long as Lord Ross refuses to admit that it is more than a tumble in the hey that he wants from Mr Walker. Fortunately, Walker is a patient man and willing to wait while Ross goes through his tantrums.
Spencer has always known there was something off about the DecayDance family. It doesn’t bother him, there were times when he’s felt inexplicably more comfortable around them than out in public. This doesn’t stop him from thinking well, shit when he rounds the Fall Out Boy bus to see Pete plastered to the side of the bus, hands and mouth thoroughly occupied by a short, and unmistakably female person, then have Patrick look up at him.
Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, and Katy Allen talk to Rolling Stone about their arrangement.
"Stop talking," Spencer orders, and when Ryan breaks off, staring at Spencer with wide eyes, Spencer surges forward to kiss her.
Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU song inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESvYRR1Fyug
A mannerpunk!au, set in the capital city of Jersea, where society's finest mix and mingle. Mikey has just seen his brother and best friend off on their honeymoon when he learns he's to be married. His match is a sailing captain named Robert who brings along his butler Patrick and jealous best friend Brian. Through walks in the park and days in the library though, Brian and Mikey find they like one another more than they thought.
In which Spencer meets a girl at a club, who turns out to not be a girl after all
ut, Brendon is Brendon, and so he says, "Sweetpea? Love of my life?" and Spencer's grinning all of a sudden, laughing, and he thinks, okay, this is okay. [Accidental marriage!fic]
Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick's daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.
Harry Potter expected to find refuge in Forks. He didn't expect to find love. Edward/Harry. SLASH
How would things have changed if Harry Potter was raised by the Scooby Gang?
Written for the Twisting With The Stargate fic-a-thon for Lj User WingWyrm. Crossover with Stargate Atlantis. The Scoobies learned long ago not to trust the government; maybe they should have forgotten that particular lesson. Slash present.
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. [HD Slash]
Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn't play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer's the school's most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.
"Hey, baby girl," Brendon says, softly. He thinks he should have thought of something more profound to welcome his daughter in to the world.
Spencer wishes he remembered the actual getting married part of marrying Brendon.
Neither Frank nor Bob is the pregnant one, but they seem to be the ones doing all the freaking out. And they can’t even blame the hormones.
Slash,AU,Dom/Sub: Severus and Lily’s secret love produced two children. One boy was given up for adoption, one was made to seem like the child of the clueless James Potter. Will the boys find each other? Can they survive their abusers and win a magic war?
Pansy makes a deal with Draco, that he has to make a guy fall in love with him before the Leaving Ball. Draco readily agrees not knowing that Pansy has few tricks up her shelve to make sure Draco loses.
The Deviants differ for the norm and from the accepted standards of society. Somewhere in America there is a house filled with these Deviants, all living their lives out happily with only a few minor problems. But when a new arrival stirs up trouble, things start to unravel and their safe world begins in disappear. A group of five are left fighting for their lives and their freedom
The two households Yuy and Maxwell have always been close but there is a problem with the new generation, the two heirs hate each other and in an attempt to get their sons to be friends the two families go on a camping trip and the two heirs are thrown together for 3 whole months. Can they survive the trip?
'Adam, you should tell Drake about it.' Katy leaned forward, her voice lowering a little. 'Adam knows *all* of Kris's stories. Kris tells him... *everything*. Every time I ever make a reference to anything in our past – Adam always gets it. Isn't that sweet?'
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy find themselves as contestants and roommates on a Muggle reality television show, "The Next Great Supermodel." Scorpius has a crush, Al is in some serious denial as to his sexual orientation, and their relationship is definitely complicated by wannabe hags, fetish-wear photo shoots, and treacherous fellow models who really want to win.
It was in the middle of their second month of living together that Kris forgot to be as careful around Adam as he'd been at first.
Technically speaking, Kris is not here against his will, but then again it’s hard to say no to Adam.
The problem was, really, Kris Allen was a tease.
Adam, he like people, period. Human, vampire, whoever wants to feel good and make HIM feel good. If a little bloodsucking gets somebody off, hey, Adam is all too happy to oblige.
"Okay, that," he says carefully, "you weren’t supposed to see."
The 'Main Home Page' trope as used in popular culture, with a list of examples from all media.
YAOI! AU. Ancient Egypt. Bakura and Malik are tomb robber's and have the intent of pillaging the Pyramid of Ra to get the valuables. As fate would have it, the duo are caught by Pharoah Yugioh. But..what happens when the captives start to feel something f
