People get drunk. Things happen.

It isn’t that Adam doesn’t want to do it, isn’t willing to try new things.

Adam persuades Kris to watch Queer as Folk with him. They get some ideas.

"Dude, fucking Spock just sent us drinks."

Here, some words for you about Adam and Gerard going shopping together. I don't know. ♥you♥

It would not be an overstatement to say that Adam knows something about sex toys.

“Jesus Adam, it sounds like a small vehicle crash over there. What the hell are you wearing?” “What am I wearing?” Adam’s voice was suddenly devilish. “Hmmm. Well, that’s certainly one way you could slut it up. What do you want, me to be wearing, lovah? Or should I just take things off?” “Oh my God, shut up,” Kris chortled, “You ass.”

It didn't matter that this thing had a huge international fanbase and he might be branded as 'That Guy Voicing Over Yaoi Dramas'. This was work and he would always do his work. Even if he had to play a different role. Even if he ended up as an... uke.

Xover with Firefly. Spike and Angel are hired onto Serenity as extra guns. The client: Xander Harris. The job goes wrong when someone else thought longdead shows up, insane from experiments by the doctors that did River. SpikeXander, AngelSimon. SLASH

Xander Harris rediscovers The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Spike's the only one who gets his jokes. Who knew spring cleaning could be so effective? Spike-Xander SLASH.

Ficlet. Alanna turns forty, and Kel teaches her something new.

They needed a warrior for their cause. They picked Xander Harris. One magical rune later, there are ex-girlfriends, Chaos mages, sex, alchohol, seduction, and doubles exploding everywhere. This wasn't what quite the PTB had in mind. Xander-Spike. SLASH

A state will move towards chaos without work to force them into order. Xander breaks. Spike picks up the pieces. Nobody's happy on the Hellmouth, right? Slash.

Shinigami always kills the things it loves... but the Dragon may just be that much stronger than the God of Death.

Adam doesn't really mean to, not really at least, but he ends up checking out Spencer anyway.

The main thing he'd been thinking, that whole last week, was that when it was over, he'd finally be able to breathe again. He didn't know what else could've been making him feel so weird, the awful tightness in his chest every time he was in the same room with Cook, the way his stomach just kept clenching up and jumping.

David stared up at him as he came to the table, and then Cook put a hand on David's shoulder and leaned over him. There was a really—really—weird moment when David thought for a second that Cook was about to—was going to—and David's stomach squeezed into a tiny knot, but Cook was just reaching over to grab the jacket he'd left on his seat.

Wherein there is magic, daring rescues, accidental kissing, not-so-accidental kissing, Clive Davis is evil, and everyone lives happily ever after.

He's a rock star, she's a superhero. They fight demons! (crossover with Buffy)

Sometimes the last kiss is just the beginning.

like the title says: how to seduce a buchou. will contain seigaku, hyotei, and rikkai. WARNINGS: contains fuji x tezuka, jiroh x atobe x jiroh, sanada x yukimura.

[COMPLETE] 'Call me properly.' Akutsu said, giving Shishido a level gaze. The latter stood still, blinking at him stupidly. 'I'm not Akutsu I'm JIN'

Just as he had known, from the minute he saw him across the playground, that he wanted Ryan for his friend, as soon as the thought that he might actually want to kiss someone occurred to him, Spencer knew that he wanted that person to be Ryan. He knew it made him greedy, but the fact was that he didn't want to leave parts of Ryan out in the open to be taken by other people. Small Town AU

Erm. Not much plot to speak of really, and too much porn. Not really sure what the hell I was doing with this one, tbh. I suppose this can work as a summary: “Adam was the only friend Kris had in L.A. who he could call at 1 am to babble something wildly pathetic and only mildly coherent, and know that Adam’s only question would be ‘So where are you?’”

What Bob had heard from the grapevine was that MCR's rhythm guitarist was small, hyper, and insane on the guitar. What the grapevine had obviously failed to mention was that Frank Iero was also a fucking vampire. Because normal people didn't actually believe things like vampires or werewolves or faeries or witches existed. Normal people were, in Bob's humble opinion, complete fucking idiots.

Bob is a good personal assistant (the best) and he definitely knows better than to fall in love with his boss. But when your boss is the goth-pop comic master of our time, Gerard Way, there's more to the job than keeping a datebook. There are appearances to shepherd him to, showers to make him take, and deadlines to remind him to meet. And, really, he's so earnest, it's not that surprising that a crush might develop. Just at tiny one.

A ballroom dancing AU. Ryan is a dancer, Spencer is his coach and Jon and Brendon used to be partners and they are all morons.

Some love stories fizzle out in a haze of missed chances and regrets, while others break under rejection and denial. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised around the edges, tired and lonely, but they find something in each other that's worth holding on to.

Brendon Urie's a master's student in music at UNLV who happens to make porn on the side. Spencer Smith's a wilderness photographer who happens to really, really like the online porn Brendon makes. They meet and shenanigans ensue. Also featuring Shane Valdes as Brendon's roommate and owner of his very own online porn site, William Beckett as Las Vegas' bitchiest maitre 'd, Gabe Saporta as a mime waiter, Greta Salpeter as a harried and overworked assistant, and Ryan Ross as himself.

Sixteen-year-old Brendon Urie has just been uprooted from everything he knows and sent to Bishop Gorman High School in an attempt to remove him from the bad influences at his public school. Seventeen-year-old Ryan Ross is a senior with no real idea of what he wants to do with his life other than get the hell out of Las Vegas. The two have nothing in common but when Ryan accidentally stumbles upon Brendon's most shameful secret, one that could ruin his life forever, they're inextricably drawn together and they have to make a decision: fight the inevitable or accept that they are more to each other than just two ships passing in the night.

In which Bob Bryar’s Operation: Ease Brian Into A Relationship Without Him Noticing almost turns into a 5-year plan. Or, Brian Schechter, Super Manager is an oblivious failboat in his personal life.

Basically, the Never Slept With Gee Club consists of Bob and Mikey. And Mikey's her brother.

Ryan stumbles down the stairs and points at him accusingly. “You.” He says. “You are totally Spencer from the future, what the fuck.”

Jerkoff Porn.

Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, and Katy Allen talk to Rolling Stone about their arrangement.

Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick's daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.

ut, Brendon is Brendon, and so he says, "Sweetpea? Love of my life?" and Spencer's grinning all of a sudden, laughing, and he thinks, okay, this is okay. [Accidental marriage!fic]

In which Spencer meets a girl at a club, who turns out to not be a girl after all

A mannerpunk!au, set in the capital city of Jersea, where society's finest mix and mingle. Mikey has just seen his brother and best friend off on their honeymoon when he learns he's to be married. His match is a sailing captain named Robert who brings along his butler Patrick and jealous best friend Brian. Through walks in the park and days in the library though, Brian and Mikey find they like one another more than they thought.

Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU song inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESvYRR1Fyug

"Stop talking," Spencer orders, and when Ryan breaks off, staring at Spencer with wide eyes, Spencer surges forward to kiss her.

It started off as a joke.

Brendon gets kicked out of his house for being gay. He doesn't want the other members of the band to know so he hides it. He gets his own apartment, but has to work to afford it hobviously, and between work, school, not eating enough, the band and lol mental stress of being in love with Spencer and lying to his best friends, he gets sick and all is revealed. Spencer's family are horrified and let Brendon stay with them. bonus points for child abuse, too. why not?

None of them really know what's up with Frank lately.

Spencer finishes dragging the last of the pillows in just as Ryan stirs, mumbling sleepily, head barely above the water. "Spence," he mutters. "I know you're tired, you don't have to sleep in here."