It isn't like Spencer didn't know this was coming. He hasn't been allowed to leave the house without Zack there to chaperone since he was 13. Zack sleeps in what is technically Spencer's bedroom, though there's a half-wall and a screen separating their sleeping areas. When Ryan got to head into town by himself, Spencer had to stay home. All to make sure that his reputation would still be intact when it came time to marry, because all possible roads led straight to an arranged marriage.

"I've made out with guys a few times," Jon says meditatively. He shrugs and takes a sip of beer, utterly casual, like he's saying that he's played a few games of hockey, or played a little guitar in his time.

Truckstops and Statelines and boyfriends, etc.

Always been girls AU. So, the point is, sometimes Mikey forgets she’s a girl and it’s really not that big a deal until she meets Petra "Call Me Pete" Wentz.

Yeah, honestly, Jon Walker totally is that kind of guy. He just doesn't know it yet.

It's never a good idea to believe everything you read on the internet.

A quarterlife crisis is when all your what-ifs, the lives you could have lived, gather and fight about choices you should have made and opportunities you shouldn't have missed.

Brendon watches in a mildly horrified fashion as Spencer lifts the poster off the ground, his forehead crinkling as he looks it over. He thinks miserably about how all his plans for coolness are flying out the window as he sits there. He’s just about to resign himself to another four years of being shoved into lockers (or whatever the slightly snobby college equivalent is – Brendon shudders to think), but all Spencer says is “Huh.” Brendon doesn’t say anything, so Spencer starts reading out loud. “’Auditions are being held this weekend, the 29th and 30th of September, for the student drama society’s production of The History Boys.’ Cool.”

If this was happening on the bus instead of in front of thirty fangirls, each of whom is guaranteed to have an internet connection, it would be hysterical.

Spencer finally meets Patrick, Ryan and Frank continue to be awkward, Brendon stashes blenders under display tables to have an excuse to talk to Jon, and Pete tries to cockblock himself (only Pete, guys, seriously)

Michael didn’t seem particularly shocked when Gerard approached him with the idea, but then, Gerard had never seen his younger brother look particularly shocked at anything. He merely looked at Gerard, blinked once or twice, and repeated in a flat tone, “You want me to help you dress up like a woman.” “It’s the stays in particular I think I’ll need help with,” Gerard told him. “Well, and buttoning the dress, and perhaps the wig.”

College AU. Spencer catches up with his bi-curiousness, Cassie and Brendon are BFFs since kindergarten, Ryan makes people watch French movies and Jon smokes up during work hours.

In a world where werewolves, vampires, and humans live together in shaky and relative peace, Spencer finds a boy on the side of the road, naked, bruised and sporting vampire bites. Stopping to save him might just be the dumbest thing Spencer's ever done . . . or the best.

Written for the big Bottom!Jon Meme. "It was different with Tom and Mike."

'She'd been a boy, and now she was a woman, but she'd never been a girl': Gary reflects on his friends Alan and Alanna.

July, 434 H.E. Alan has come back from his errand. Also brought cat with him. Told him he should name it "Champ" but he said no thanks, already named "Faithful". Do not think Alan has his priorities straight.

Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt found here: Kirk, wanting to right by Spock, and wanting to make their relationship meaningful, decides to take their relationship slowly, and, instead of having sex right away, decides to do (what he thinks are) harmless acts of affection, such as holding hands and brief touches. Only, for those of Vulcan descent, the fingers/hands are much more sensitive than for humans. Make this a fluff-filled relationship fic. I want it to make my teeth rot with sweetness by the end of it. :)

see title

Atlantis! Boys! Shenanigans! Wraith! Angst!

Justin doesn’t really know what to expect from Angels and Kings.

He meets her the night of the MTV Movie Awards.

Your pic gets mine.

Dr. Brennan is pretty much okay with brother-on-brother action. It's just everyone else who needs convincing.

After watching Internet Intervention too many times ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aIxwWooivI ) I really want to see just a short humor fic were Federation Standard is basically internet meme speak. "Orly?" "Yarly. I can haz benefit of doubt, plx?" Yeah. I know. Ridiculous and craky, but it could be so amusing.

Kirk occassionally prostituted himself before joining Star Fleet. Nobody knows about it - he's managed to keep it from Bones and Spock, and it didn't happen in TOS. But one of Kirk's old customers is now an Ambassador for another planet - and he comes aboard the Enterprise for diplomatic negotiations. And he recognizes Kirk. Awkwardness ensues. The Ambassador can't blackmail Kirk, of course, because he would just incriminate himself. But that doesn't prevent the sleazeball from making all sorts of subtle - and not so subtle - comments.

Gaila knows a challenge when she hears one, even if it wasn't quite meant that way.

Kirk/Spock/Uhura. Kirk has a nasty but pretty mouth. Spock and Uhura decide to put it to better use. Bonus points for pegging. Or double penetration involving pegging and actual cock.

Prison AU! Bonus points if Chekov (being, after all, an adorable little genius) is in prison for being a less-than-adorable little criminal genius. High-security, please, and do with this what you will.

Jim notices Chekov's been watching Bones, and he has an idea.

response to the Star Trek XI Kink Meme that got away from me. Original prompt: Kirk/Spock/Uhura - bondage, with Spock being the one restrained. Bonus if Spock has to watch Kirk/Uhura first.

Crossover with— dun dun dun— Star Wars: Kirk/Han. However you can make it work that the two are in the same place at the same time, run with it

"Young Chekov is not as naive as he seems. He successfully persuades 5 crew members to educate him "in the vays ov luv", and each is charmingly and discretely convinced they are the first and only star in Chekov's constellation. Only one crew member is not taken in, and watches the boy's campaign of conquest with growing amusement and admiration. How will they chose to reveal the truth of their observations - and what are the results?"

Kirk/anyone, Jim's still a newbie to the whole dealing-with-new-cultures thing and accidentally gets himself married to one of his crewmates.

When drunk, Chekov admits that he loves sucking cock... right before he passes out. Kirk and McCoy are very intrigued and neither can get the thought out of their heads for the next few days. Yay for UST before the sex!

Kirk/Spock - On an away mission, they have to have...relations and Uhura has to tell them what to do.

"You are so awesome, Spencer, Gerard Way is going to sweat on us!"

Spock requests shore leave in the Orion sector to find some old friends, and takes Kirk and Uhura with him.

"Mental acceptance of and conviction in the truth, actuality, or validity of a cultural fear of emotional vulnerability and exposure, the feeling of being completely exposed in some way."

Written for [info]st_xi_kink request: please show me the wedding of Spock and Kirk. This is also a sequel to Rin-chan's the one where Commander Spock points out the truth, although prior knowledge is not required. With apologies to Katherine of Aragon.

When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – and leads to life-altering revelations for Jim and Spock. A story about growth, self-discovery, and new beginnings.

Kirk/Spock. In order to conduct trade negotiations, Spock has to pretend to be Kirk's submissive (while they're being spied upon in their rooms).

In hindsight, he should have realised there and then that James Kirk was completely insane.