Harry is not what everyone else thinks he is, and nobody else knows.

Harlequin AU (no Stargate). Kaleb's long gone, Jeannie's got a career, Madison has problems, Rodney's got Inner Power!, and Sheppard. . . is pretty much the same. Warnings: reference to the verbal abuse of a child and physical violence; Ford and Jeannie misbehave

Sam goes looking for new friends and finds something he never would have expected.

Ryan Ross and Spencer Smith meet, grow up, and fall in love.

from the very beginning, slowly at first but always steadily growing towards more, they touched. So much and eventually so without thought that they never had to wonder why it felt wrong when they didn’t, because that itself happened so infrequently.

Ryan has dissociative identity disorder.

“Rock Lee, the Splendid Blue Beast of Konoha! Reporting to Hidden Sand as Leaf’s official military liaison!”

A story about the benefits of cultural exchange, contraception, the downsides to television stardom, and what counts as pre-watershed in the Pegasus galaxy.

"She's—like, on the one hand she's totally been shaped by the bullshit culture of celebrity out here, but she has this thing where she just—she fucking owns it, you know? She makes it part of her." He runs his finger around the rim of his coffee cup like he's trying to make it sing. "I'm glad you like her, though." Patrick shrugs. "I just hope she likes me, you know?" "Well," Pete says, "duh," like it's just that easy.

When Patrick was seventeen, he knocked on the door at Andy's mom's house and asked the question that would pretty much fuck Andy Hurley for the next four years.

Bizarre zombie/vampire hybrids attack, Gerard is sad because no one will take it seriously, Pete hits on Jon, Brendon and Frank giggle at each other, and Joe and Ray have a hair-off. \o/

Ray is just a normal dude working a normal job and teaching guitar on the side, but the weird thing is he totally decorates like an old lady, and is a collector of elephants. But he's not embarrassed about this AT ALL, he's totally proud of it, and he likes to show people when they come visit and tell the stories of where he got them all. So naturally, when normal dude Bob falls in love with him, Bob totally brings him an elephant the day they get engaged. So Ray doesn't get an engagement RING, he gets a totally badass engagement elephant.

Have you ever seen the movie 'Sliding Doors'? Yeah, this is that, only with boys in the Chicago emo/hardcore scene. Set in 2003; just tilt the scene a little one way or another, and you could very well have had this.

Memory loss twice over, can do strange things to your future. Or so Xander finds out. Slash, het and a Threesome Warning

Xander has the Coolest Uncle Ever!

Young Justice/X-Men: Evolution Pairing: Bart/Jamie Summary: Why does the weird stuff – Bart included – always happen to Jamie?

Pairing: Rose/Faith Summary: OYL. Rose is a Titan, no matter how dark her past. People fall through portals all the time when you're a Titan. They're just not ever like Faith.

Pairing: Raven/Robin/Starfire Summary: Robin never wanted to choose between Starfire and Raven; they'd decided he doesn't have to.

BTVS/DCU/Marvel/Pretender/Sentinel/Stargate Summary: Pure Crack. The Secret Superheroes' Traveling, (Tea) Drinking, And Debating Society has gathered for another meeting. And the girls are crashing the party!

Pairing: Faith/Renee Summary: Gotham, and Renee, has seen a lot of crazy things. Just not like Faith.

Anya makes a wish for Xander to find his soul mate, with some interesting results. Xander/Imhotep, with some slash later on.

Faith, Xander and Willow are sent on a simple mission with no forseeable complications. So of course they end up on a moon 500 years in the future.

Characters from Buffy and Angel are cast as characters from the children's books. Little Miss Helpful, Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Trouble, Mr. Quiet.

he envelope holding the amulet didn't make it to Angel after the fall of Sunnydale. In fact, it didn't get opened for a very long time. Will be Spike/Xander slash.

Pike comes to Sunnydale. He finds old friends and meets new ones. Slash Pike/Xander

Willow receives a job offer that brings her and Xander back to a man they never really met. Eventually slash Xander/Lex

A series of linguistically themed ficlets about Xander and SG-1. slash Xander/Jack.

Each chapter inspired by a Chas N Dave song. Slash Spike/Xander

Rodney wakes up to an unexpected morning after. Rodney/Xander SLASH

"So," Ryland says, flopping down next to Pete. "I hear we're having a seed pod." "Patrick has a big mouth," Pete says sourly. "I should shut it for him."

“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”

Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.

"You're really extraordinarily good at rationalization," his therapist says over the phone, sounding impressed. Pete decides to take it as a compliment, though he realizes he hasn't actually told his therapist about the fucking people who like his best friend. She probably wouldn't be complimenting him on anything if she knew about that.

Project Brendon is all about figuring out what kind of guy he is, and so far he's a guy who is skeptical that anybody on the news tells the whole truth, and a guy who is never going to eat meat again no matter how much the smell of bacon is the most unholy temptation in all the world. He's a guy who never should have tried Red Bull because he likes it way too much not to drink it every day the rest of his life, and a guy who caught a ride with Brent after school to go talk about his favorite records and screw around with a borrowed guitar.

Um, Daemons! at the Disco! Or something. In other words, an AU set within the general timeframe of Panic's Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour.

The epic tale of Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon, the dual nunchuk-wielding sorcerer and Eluamous Nailo, Master Wizard in training (AKA Rob and Mike) and their animated adventures in the Unforgotten Realms (AKA, Mike's homebrew role playing game).

AU Mid-Dirty Girls. Pre-BDM. Slash. Good folk. Bad folk. Xander gets to meet both. Xan\Mal

Before There Was A Name: It begins with two. Saturation: Jon decides it’s time to grow up. Even if that means living out of his car in Las Vegas. Standing Right Outside Your Door: Christmas-y AU. “Brendon,” Frank said slowly, “you’re not really considering making a life-changing decision based off a Will Ferrell movie, are you?” Brendon is an elf, tired of living at the North Pole, so he escapes to the least Christmas-like place he can think of…

Wentz’s eyebrows rise again, differently from the last time. Bob can’t tell if he’s surprised that Bob hasn’t denied anything or if he hasn’t heard all the rumors. He squints at Wentz, waiting for the reaction that will pretty much shape his entire opinion of the guy. Wentz grins this evil, evil grin and just says “Really?” meditatively as he sips at his coffee. “Aw, fuck,” Bob groans as he stubs out the cigarette. This is worse than rejection. Pete fucking Wentz is going to try fixing him up. Fuck.

Later, Spencer will be glad that it starts in the winter. Heavy jackets and sweaters, caps and scarves and gloves to keep out the cold air, and if nothing else, this keeps things hidden longer than maybe he’d have been able to otherwise. Later, he’s sure, he’ll be thankful for that.

You know what I was thinking this morning that I've never seen, but would BE THE BEST THING IN ALL THE WHOLE WORLD? girl!Patrick/Bob. Either always a girl or genderswitch. homg. That was October 31, 2007. It's taken me four months, and nearly 17,000 words, but I wrote it. And now you should read it.