"Can I? Can I? Who do you think you're talking to?"

Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double-edged gift of a second chance.

"We're brothers, not bookends," Eliot growled as he sank into a chair opposite Lindsey, avoiding his teammates' eyes. Black knight, white knight; maybe both designations were too simplistic, after all....

She'd left everything to a mysterious Longbottom great-great-uncle by the name of William with a birthdate somewhere in the ballpark of Dumbledore's.

The original con artist stops by for a consultation at Bridgeport Brewpub.

Archimedes said, "Give me a place to stand and with a lever I will move the whole world." That's nothing on what Nick Fury can do with a little ... leverage.

Snippets from lives that Willow's activation spell (could have) irrevocably changed. Drabble collection.

BUMBLEBY // [ B O O M || C L A P ] - YouTube

RWBY AMV - I am the Best 2NE1 (Yang Xiao Long)

Seven Nation Army Remix by The Glitch Mob

The Song is “Hall of Fame” by The Script feat. Will.i.am.

[RWBY] Blank Space (Bumblebee and White Rose)

An AU in which Steve Rogers was born into the modern day and never received the Serum, but managed to make it into SHIELD as a handpicked protege of senior field agent Abraham Erskine. Along with Phil Coulson, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, Peggy Carter, and eventually Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes, Steve still tries to make a difference. Particularly in the life of Tony Stark, who picked up what he thought was an art student in a bar, and ended up dating one of SHIELD's top agents...

On deep winter nights, the Oina pass on a story of the three heroes' descent from the sacred shrine.

Now you must endure. Drabbles of the Inquisitor and those who follow.

Cole likes the tavern.

Jupiter doesn't feel ready for the bureaucratic nightmare of getting Titus to trial, or for the weirdness of being royalty in general. Fortunately, someone's written a guide exactly suited to her new needs.

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

Song is Timber by Ke$ha and Pitbull

RWBY AMV - Pyrrha Nikos - Dark Horse

RWBY Amv - Light Em Up by Fall Out Boy

SHIP EVERYTHING THAT MOVES! ...AND THE STUFF THAT DOESNT MOVE!

The way I saw it, I had two options for this. One is the one where Hardison is a reincarnated space prince, Eliot is the rollerblading space werewolf sent for him, and Parker is a bounty hunter and they all end up teaming up. The other is, well …

………..So. The RWBY crew being optional companions in Dragon Age (I’m just using Inquisition verse at the moment). Yeah?? YEAH????? Work with me here you guys

He pulls his phone from his pocket and takes a picture of the pathetic level of coffee. You're so mean. Is the caption Clint sends along with it.

Eliot gets called to come help his former commander.

Five times Shitty Knight really, truly loved Lardo.

Settling his grip just above the muted curve of Bitty's hips, Jack squeezes. "Better." Bitty coughs out a laugh. "Glad you're satisfied." "Almost satisfied," Jack says. "I still have my shirt and socks on." "Good," Bitty says, and he leans to press them together, forehead to forehead, chest to chest with only cotton worn thin between them. "I like you like this. It's cute."

Tony vs the tabloids is an ongoing battle. These headlines might be the winning shot.

After Ed has to kill he has to deal with having killed and Roy has to deal with him. Divergent Future, Drama With Porn, faint spoiler ep 25.

Sephiroth's life before everything goes black.

Roy is losing track of his dates, and Edward's travels are what grounds him.

Alicia liked to pretend she had an Invisible Daddy.

“Did you ever think about any of us when you were away in Australia?” Nagisa asked cheerfully, years later at a joint swim practice. “I tried not to,” Rin said dryly.

Google politely tells her there are no poisonous spiders in Manhattan. Judging by her symptoms -- fever, superstrength, newfound desire to shove herself into small dark spaces, and sudden reputation as a masked vigilante -- Gwen would beg to differ. [Spider!Gwen AU.]

Hockey players make excellent roller derby girls.

Everyone thinks Parker is severed when they first meet her.

In which Derek and Stiles are college roommates, and everyone saw this coming before they did. “How do you even get up there?” Scott asks skeptically. Loft beds are tricky enough on their own, he doesn’t know what possessed Derek and Stiles to push theirs together. Why would anybody try to create a king-sized loft bed in a teensy tiny dorm room?

Melinda knew Natasha Romanoff was trouble the moment she first laid eyes on her. She just thought she'd be trouble for S.H.I.E.L.D. Not for her.

Sakura has grown adept at recognising the point at which a fever teeters between recovery and fatality.

Life was simple in his ledger until....

Derek goes into heat. Stiles gives him what he needs.

The night takes an unexpected turn when Stiles summons Derek to the greenhouse.

The school year is almost over, and with it Beth's time as alpha of the team pack. As if that weren't enough to deal with, Amanda's back, and she's acting weird. Beth can’t fix everything, but she can damn well try.

Havoc's first encounter with the little Elrics. Havoc had been looking forward to meeting the Elric brothers, but he’d been looking forward to it while thinking he’d have the whole office as a buffer. He hadn’t thought he’d have them all to himself in a car for half an hour in traffic. He wasn’t sure how he felt about that. Overjoyed was not the word.

“So, uh, I think our room’s haunted,” Ransom says, settling down next to Holster on the floor of the attic, and Holster blinks back into awareness again. (Or; ghosts, drinks, and bros doing bro things. Like making out.)

Parker never liked school.

Bitty glances up from the kitchen - that’s a new voice - just in time to see Shitty fling himself across the room at a tall brunette girl. “Hils! Fucking shit, man, so great to see you! You didn’t say you were coming!” OR: The one in which Hilary Knight is Shitty's big sister.