Wufei raised his head groggily. All around him, Nataku’s internal screens hissed static and amber status lights flashed from every panel. He blinked, confused, trying to think past the pounding headache. What happened...?

"There are a lot of things John hates about his job."

Russell has a test for his dates. He calls it The Mr. Fredrickson Test.

A crossover with Twilight. Yuusuke and crew must unearth the truth behind the Forks vampires. What adventures do they have in store? It's srs bizness, u gais.

Adam and Gerard go shopping! The end. & Ladyfoxx said: PUPPIES AND KITTENS IN CUDDLE PILES WHILE FRANK AND GERARD AND ADAM EAT PIE WHILE COVERED IN ROSES.

As good as you get: "The problem was, really, Kris Allen was a tease." If You Can't See Where It Keeps Its Brain: "The Sorting Hat has its own agenda." I Woke Up In Love This Morning: He was hazy, half-asleep and incredibly comfortable and still half-lost in the most amazing dream. Five Reasons Xander Harris Hates Pete Wentz: If the Bandom'verse and the Buffy'verse all occupied the same 'verse, this is exactly what would have happened. red, red, gold: "Her name is Tasha Stark, and you won’t break her."

One criminal consultant. One consulting detective. One serial killer. And one perhaps inadvisable bet...