Five times the Fabric And Bio-Uniform Logistic Operations Underground Support team hated their job, and one time they loved it.

Written for the Avengers kinkmeme: "So Steven Rogers, Mr. Good Ol' US of A, Captain America? He's evil like pure unadultered evil. He can hide it well and he does care about certain people(his mother, Bucky, teammates who earn his trust etc) but that aside? He couldn't care less about people and if he could get away with it burn them into ash." He wakes and they tell him he’s a hero. He wakes and they fall over themselves to please him. There’s a statue of him in Arlington Cemetery that’s guarded twenty-four hours a day. They love him. They all love him.

The new element Tony created for his arc reactor core responds to his moods. Once the other Avengers move into the Tower they quickly figure out what all the colors mean. Except one – pink.

"In which Darcy gets Steve's number and proceeds to drag him into the modern world via text messaging and their friends start to ship it."

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. (An Alec Hardison character study.)

Sometimes you just have to go out for doughnuts in the early morning hours. If you're one the the baddest crews this side of the Atlantic this means you also save a wedding and spoil a terrorist plot.